Just when my friend was holding his daughter and asking close relatives and friends to come and have a look, the dead cow's nose came over for some reason.

"This child is full of heaven, his eyes are bright, the fly in the ointment is that his lips are not thick enough, if the two of you don't dislike it, can you tell Poor Dao of this female doll's birthday, so that Poor Dao can push a child to the child." This dead bull's nose is definitely trying to make trouble.

I saw that the sloppy Taoist had just spoken, and the eyes of the group of people around him were all focused on Ya's body, and I knew that the scene was completely out of control, and my forehead was God!

"Who are you?" Passerby A asked, "It can't be a money scam, right?" Passerby B responded, "This is too sloppy to dress, and you have to have a little body to cheat money, just like you, where do you look like a little cultivator." Passerby C said, "Give you ten dollars and go quickly, don't make trouble here." As he spoke, the passer-by took out ten yuan and prepared to hand it to the sloppy Taoist.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable." The sloppy Taoist first made a joke, "I am Jia Shu's elder, and today I was entrusted by Jia Shu to come and take a look at this child, it can be said that I have a fate with this child." ”

Uncle Ciao, when did I entrust you to come over to show other people's children, you are still not a Taoist priest, I panicked and my face was not red and my heart was not beating, I knew that when I left yesterday, it was not good for you to smile at me, and Zhen Nima was not tired of abusing me a thousand times.

"Jia Shu, come here." My friend immediately beckoned me over.

Nima, let my little egg hurt first, I really wanted to have a crack in the ground, thousands of grass and mud in my heart kept flying, countless cow babies in my brain were tumbling to their heart's content, although I was 10,000 reluctant, but I still came to my friend's side.

I pretended to be very calm and began to introduce the sloppy Taoist, "This is Wang Zhenren, who is on the void, and a few days ago he said that he would meet a little doll who will be very lucky in the future, but this is not today, haha..."

My friend frowned at first, and then asked, "Wang Zhenren, how do you know that you are destined for my daughter?" ”

The sloppy Taoist still stood there very awesomely, and after listening to my friend's question, he said, "Believe it or not, it's up to me." After saying that, he began to look at the child carefully.

"Dude, this Wang Zhenren and Jigong have a routine, both belong to the type of real people who don't show their faces, you can give him the child's birthday." I'm so troubled, this Nima is less than ten minutes away from the ceremony, and the sooner this matter is resolved, the sooner I can feel at ease.

The friend hesitated for a long time, and finally told the child's birthday to the sloppy Taoist. After listening, the sloppy Taoist pinched his fingers and calculated, and then said: "Xin Mao year, Gengzi month, Wushen day, Guihai time." Before the child is ten years old, he should pay attention to the following passes: the first level, the general's arrow: do not enter the Yin Temple, and do not go to the General's Temple in March, June, September, and December; The second level, broken bridge: do not cross the bridge, ferry the boat, and sleep in the cradle; The third level, the 100-day pass: avoid traveling far away for fear of the wind within 100 days; The fourth level, take the life pass: the sun is prosperous, and there are many diseases; If the Lord is weak, it will be difficult to cultivate. ”

As soon as the sloppy Taoist finished speaking, I saw my friend's face become quite ugly. It's no wonder that my friend, when the full moon is held, if he meets someone like a sloppy Taoist and says a bunch of unlucky words, anyway, if it were me, he would have smacked his mouth a long time ago.

The sloppy Taoist ignored my friend's face at all, but continued to say unhurriedly: "This doll doesn't need to panic, if the child experiences more hardships when he is a child, the greater his ability will be when he grows up in the future. ”

After finishing speaking, the sloppy Taoist took out a talisman with black and yellow characters from his bosom and planned to hand it to the other party. It's not going to be a pick-up for my friend, it's not going to be a pick-up.

Just when my friend was in a dilemma, the sloppy Taoist actually snatched the child into his own hands, and then began to look carefully, my brain was directly short-circuited, this Nima is definitely a clear robbery.

But I suddenly found that the sloppy Taoist was actually holding a bundle of fairy ropes in his hands, and gently tapped the child's forehead.

"What are you doing?" My friend was in a hurry, and snatched the child back, but the sloppy Taoist didn't say anything, just smiled at me, put away the fairy rope, and took the talisman into his arms, and then turned away.

The most embarrassing thing is that when this goods was leaving, he actually threw out such a sentence: "Three days later, I will wait for you to come and beg me." "When I said this, the sloppy Taoist's eyes were staring at my friend, and it was definitely Chong Ya who said it.

While everyone was in a daze, I shouted into the microphone: "It's time for the ceremony, prepare for the ceremony!" "I'm so devastated, I really have the heart to die when I encounter such a big living treasure.

As a result, a full moon banquet was stirred up by the dead cow's nose. After I finished hosting, I didn't even dare to say hello to my friends, so I went back to the store alone. It means that I didn't say anything about this work, but also with a red envelope, counting the noon yesterday, I am equal to being busy in vain this week, next Olympics! It's just about money, and it's hard to say whether my friend will be able to continue in the future, alas, carelessly!

In the evening, I called the fourth aunt, and concisely said what happened at noon today, the fourth aunt just smiled the other end of the phone, and didn't say anything, and when I finished, the fourth aunt smiled and threw down a sentence, "You call me again in three days." Then he hung up.

I've always felt that I'm quite normal, but after I entered this industry, I came into contact with some ruthless characters from the abnormal person research center?

Forget it, it's going to rain, and the mother is going to get married, so let him go. The days have to go on, I picked up my mobile phone and called Yang Rui, and once again touched the time and precautions of meeting on Sunday, and after hanging up the phone, I led my little junior and Ding Xiaoyu out for a walk.

On the way to walk the dog, my heart has not calmed down, what do the sloppy Taoists say about the levels, how come I have never heard anyone talk about it, when I have time, I must ask the fourth aunt in person.

After a night of silence, at noon the next day, Yang Rui led two of her friends to my store.

To be honest, I was quite well prepared at the beginning, after all, it was the first business that Yang Rui brought me, and I had to work hard to talk about this list, so I went out to take a shower early in the morning, and I wore a suit and tie, and my shoes were shiny, and I was waiting for Yang Rui to come over.

But when the second girl behind Yang Rui walked into the store, my brain was blank, and the Dongdong that I prepared had already flown out of the clouds, could it be her?

to be continued