"Hey, I'll go, dare to let us go to the underworld, and we have to apply for a visa, if they don't stamp our brothers, we won't be able to go!" Hearing Li Hao say this, the little master came up with a violent temper, how to do something so difficult these days.

"Hey, don't say this, if people really don't go through that formalities for you, we really have to go back to our respective homes, and we don't have to do anything." Li Hao took me and said as he walked.

"The little master really doesn't believe in this evil, why? Let's not steal and rob, you have a yin physique, I have the spiritual power of a Buddha child, with the two of us doing those good people and good things in the world, can the other party not sign for us? I asked Li Hao in a snort.

"You can pull it down, if you can really remember all the good deeds you have done, you won't be angry and the counterfeit money will drop the pen and paper and turn around and leave." Li Hao, this guy may be familiar with me, and when he talks, his mouth is as damaged as me.

"That's not right, the little master never leaves his name when he does good deeds, he usually writes in his diary, in case he dies one day, as long as he flips through the diary, we can be regarded as a living Lei Feng in the new era." I followed the most popular joke nowadays and talked to Li Hao.

"Don't say it, those good people and good deeds we did in the yang world, there is really someone in the underworld for us to remember, and I will ask the other party's master to check the good deeds I have done over the years, and strive to sign it successfully." Li Hao was inspired by my words, and it seems that he really brought me to the right place.

"Count me one, maybe I've done more good deeds than yours, as soon as people are gracious, maybe they will get us a lifetime visa exemption or something, wouldn't that be **!" I am not willing to be lonely and fanned the flames.

"You can pull it down, just your bad mouth, don't turn around and hedge all the good things I have done with the lack of virtue you have done, then we will have an empty bamboo basket." Li Hao, this grandson, replied quite distrustfully.

"Damn, you think I'm like you: picking ruffians, hanging horses, chasing madmen, fools!" Looking at Li Hao's angry face, I continued to tease the other party and said: "Either it: scolding the dumb man, kicking the widow's door, kicking the lame thigh, digging people's ancestral graves, do you say you are damaged?" ”

"Who are you talking about?" Li Hao couldn't hold back anymore when he heard this, and began to reason with the two of us.

"Say who knows!" I said with a smile to Li Hao, which made the other party angry, and directly sped up his pace, seeing that it meant that he wanted to pull me far away, saving me from hindering his eyes by his side.

It's a pity that the little master didn't fulfill Li Hao's wish, and immediately sped up his pace, followed behind Li Hao, and put all the bad things I could think of on the girl's body, and scolded him so much. Zuihou was so angry that this thing ran straight away, if it weren't for the two of us with a soul rope tied to our feet, and we estimated that we would have been caught by the ghost pawns in the past.

After scolding for more than an hour, the little master really didn't have a single sentence. Li Hao is also a skill, and he doesn't talk back, he actually snorted and listened to music. "Jia Shu, you kid is really good, let you recall some of the good things you have done, you can't remember, talk about these bad things, you are a set of things, you dare to do it all, right?"

"Where, where, I haven't eaten pork, and I haven't seen you run! Isn't this all from your point of view, don't be modest. The little master moved the flowers and trees with one move, and once again splashed all the dirty water on Li Hao's body, so angry that he couldn't cry or laugh.

The two of us walked for a while, and the front actually became lively. I saw a group of ghost soldiers, carrying all kinds of souls, walking in the same direction.

I poked Li Hao beside me and asked in a low voice, "What's the matter, this group of people is in a hurry to attend the rally, or why are they all going in one direction?" ”

Li Hao glanced at me in confusion, looking at the bad look of my lips, this thing knew that if he didn't answer my question, maybe I would bury him for a while, and immediately said to me: "Not only do we need to get visas, but these ghosts also have to take those souls to the City God Temple to get the customs clearance documents for the Yin and Yang sessions." At the end, Li Hao didn't forget to tell me: "Don't talk from now on, the province has been listened to by a good thing, and if you go back to join us in a copy, then we will be busy in vain." ”

At that time, my attention was all on those ghost pawns who escorted the souls, and I didn't pay much attention to what Li Hao said in his mouth, so I said a few perfunctory words to the other party, and then stepped up my pace, followed behind a certain group of ghost pawns, and headed towards the City God Temple.

After walking for two pillars of incense, a very magnificent mansion appeared in front of Li Hao and me. Looking at the past from a distance, the blue bricks and soap tiles, the vermilion mansion gate, and the ghost guards on duty stood on both sides, and there were horns on each head, which was quite serious anyway.

With the rapid passage of a team of ghost soldiers, I found that the efficiency of this place is quite high, and a stick of incense can pass three teams and two teams, and it seems that it will not be long before it will be my turn and Li Hao.

I was thinking about it alone, when someone behind me suddenly called out my name, "Is it Jia Shu?" Just this sentence, Li Hao and I both turned our heads to watch.

I saw a group of ghost guards escorting a young girl behind us. Listening to that voice, it was definitely the girl who shouted, Li Hao first looked at the girl, and then asked me helplessly, "Is it your acquaintance?" ”

Because the girl's long hair covered her face, I didn't see who it was after looking at it for a long time, but the other party's figure was very good, absolutely 362436, bumpy and shapely. But it is impossible to recognize who the other party is just by figure, I asked in a bitter face and whispered: "I am Jia Shu, who are you?" ”

"Don't speak!" I saw that the ghost pawn of the team leader first stared at my soul rope, and then yelled viciously at the female ghost behind him, which frightened the other party and then lost his voice.

"Want to know who this girl is?" I asked Li Hao beside me, "Do you know what to do with me?" Li Hao replied with a blank face.

"Damn, I found out that you don't understand the amorous feelings." "Why can't I save the amorous feelings?" Li Hao was still not convinced. "I don't know the four joys and sorrows of life?" "I don't know!" Li Hao was a little dazed by me, and he didn't know what I wanted to express.

"A long drought is a rainstorm, a foreign country meets an old acquaintance, a candle night in the cave room, and the title of the gold list, stupid!" I said the four joys of life, "What about the four sorrows?" Li Hao listened to me interestingly, and couldn't help but ask about the next four sorrows.

"It's simple, add two words after each sentence of the four great joys, which is the four great sorrows." I replied confidently to Li Hao.

"Tell me about it." Li Hao urged me to continue with some disbelief, "You listen well: a long drought is a drop of rain; Borrowing money from a foreign country; Candle night in the cave room - do not lift; When the title of the gold list is - others! ”

"I'm the next Olympian! You're awesome! Li Hao raised his thumb and praised me, "You see that this underworld is also a foreign country, we can meet an acquaintance, it may not be borrowed money, it is also a great joy in life, you can't help?" "How can you help?" Li Hao, a stupid guy, doesn't understand this.

"Take something out, I'll honor and honor these ghosts, so that I can chat with acquaintances, just let's talk, aren't you bored and panicked?" Actually, I wanted to scold Li Hao for being stupid, but when the words came to my mouth, I swallowed them back, you see how smart I am.

to be continued