After Wang Fatzi sat up, he yawned, and just heard the voice of the old Taoist, he suddenly opened his eyes violently, as if he had seen a ghost, his eyes widened, and he said excitedly: "Master, it's really you, I thought I was dreaming." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info But what happened to me just now, how dizzy and dizzy, as if I had a long, long dream. No, it's not like a dream. ”

"You're not a dream, it's a psychedelic world made for you by your master. What do you think? Are you still satisfied with the arrangement that the master has given you? The old Taoist priest continued to say with a smile on his face.

"I said what's going on, I can't use runes in this dream, it turns out that you made a play, master, but master, why are you doing this?! My brother, why hasn't he woken up yet? "Wang Fatzi really became 100,000 whys in front of his master.

"I'm testing your brotherhood for you, by the way, let's see if he's worth saving me, judging from the current results, congratulations to the two of you for successfully passing the test, brotherhood is stronger than Jin ......"

"Great, master, do you mean that you are going to save my brother??" Wang Fatzi excitedly took his master's hand directly and said.

"Ahem...! Get up, I know you're awake. The old Taoist priest was embarrassed, touched his beard and coughed, and said.

As soon as the old Taoist priest finished speaking, Gou Danzi, who was lying on the side like a dead pig, suddenly sat up!!

"Damn...! Please, brother, can you not do this next time?"

He touched his head stupidly, and after looking at Wang Fatzi for a while, he took out the pen and paper in his pocket and wrote this sentence: "Hey, hey, it seems that I still haven't hidden it from you, master." Hello, master, I finally understand, you are the fat man's master, I am his roommate, my name is Gou Danzi. Since you are my brother's master, then you are also my master. I'm sorry, I can't speak because I have a throat problem, so please take care of me in the future. ”

"What is written, show me!" Wang Fatzi snatched the note from Gou Danzi's hand and looked at it, and then said: "Danzi, don't call him a master, he is just an old stick, otherwise how could he be so conscienceless, and he won't save him when he dies." You still want to come out and tease us like this, hum! ”

The old Taoist priest hooked his fingers, and a wind broke the air, and an invisible and invisible heat flow instantly hooked the note from Wang Fatzi's hand.

Without any effort at all, the note flew into the palm of the old Taoist priest: "Let me see what your friend wrote." ”

"Master, why are you lying again!" The fat man jumped up and wanted to snatch the note in his hand.

"Hahaha." The old Taoist priest touched his beard and smiled, then flew straight up, flew directly to the top of the bamboo forest, sat on one of the bent bamboo poles, held a duck that had been roasted in his left hand, and a note in his right hand, waved at the fat man, and said in a loud voice: "I don't care about you as a teacher, those two roast ducks are for you, don't bake paste, look at the fire." I'll drink a little wine first, eat a little meat, and take a nap. Don't come up and make a fuss with me. Then he lay down on the bamboo and began to eat it in large gulps.

This old man is doing a good job! Why don't you teach Wang Fat Man one and a half moves?

Since this old man is so powerful, why didn't he teach Wang Fatzi some peerless martial arts, but only let him learn how to catch ghosts?

Could it be that he still wants Wang Fatzi to inherit his mantle in the future, and also become a Taoist priest who tells fortunes, looks at feng shui, and catches ghosts? !

Wang Fatzi and Gou Danzi under the bamboo forest, the two of them were not idle, chatting while roasting roasted wild ducks.

"Let's ignore him, he is so virtuous!" Wang Fatzi picked up the kettle next to him, took a sip of it himself, and then handed it to Gou Danzi, saying: "Come, it's quite sweet to make spring water, and I don't know where the old man found it, so I drank it refreshed." I tried, no poison. ”

"Hey, fat man, I said, why are you so powerful?!" Gou Danzi took the water, then raised his head and took a sip, wrote a note on his lap and handed it to Wang Fatzi, asking: "Why don't you learn from him this kind of light skill that will be able to go to the tree?" ”

Speaking of this problem, the fat man still has a little internal injury!

When he was a child, when Wang Fatzi was about six or seven years old, he saw that his master often went up the tree, he felt very handsome, especially admired his master, and especially wanted to be like him.

Then, he clamored and asked his master to teach him this kind of light skill that will be on the tree, and then he taught it, but he just couldn't learn it, and finally had to give up, what else did his master say, you kid, you are not interested in this by nature, and you have no talent for learning light skills!

In fact, his master just thought that he was too fat and not suitable for practicing light exercises.

As the saying goes, when you see a big child, Wang Fatzi was not an ordinary fat man, he was already more than eighty pounds when he was six or seven years old, with a round face and a fleshy body, but he was very cute and moved slowly, just like a kung fu panda.

Master, what is my talent?!

You see how many treasures I have here, which one do you like?! What kind of martial arts will I teach you as a teacher, what do you think?

It is said to be a treasure, but in fact, it is just a few ordinary things.

For example, a rotten bowl, a string of Buddhist beads, a rune book, a dark iron sword, and a Taoist priest's dust, and so on.

At that time, Wang Fatzi touched each one with his hand, guess what he chose in the end?!

He ended up choosing the rune book of ghost hunting!!

At that time, there was still a group of ghost souls floating on the rune book, one by two, hanging on it, baring their teeth and claws, ghost-faced fangs, and chattering non-stop.

At that time, these little ghosts were obviously scaring the fat man and were not friendly. But he didn't show any fear at all, he happily held the book, and he couldn't put it down.

From time to time, he stretched out his finger to tease the floating skeleton ghosts, making them jump and jump, saying, "Hey, little ones, let's be friends." ”

His master was surprised and asked why he chose this book and nothing else. Doesn't that feel scary?

Because I think these dense skulls are cute!

These were his exact words at the time, and as soon as he got out of control, he embarked on the same path as his master.

……

"Fat brother, tell me about it? Won't you do it lightly? Show one. "Gou Danzi's eyes are full of anticipation.

"Cut! Growing up, I loved catching ghosts and catching ghosts, and I wasn't interested in these light skills. The corners of the fat man's mouth twitched, and he said, "If you want to see it, or I'll catch a few ghosts for you!" ”