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His knee hit was blocked by a soft big hand, but he still had a back move, straight punch back to grab the old man's right shoulder, the knee hit failed left leg lunge force, want to use the big roll to KO the old man directly, but the catch is caught, but before he can exert his strength, a flower in front of him, the original rock-solid left leg calf was gently flicked, a soreness and swelling sensation immediately lifted his left leg off the ground, and then the whole person flew out to the right.

Fortunately this time, he only flew out three meters away, and fell into a dog eating, Guan Yutao looked up, and the old man's hands were drawing circles in the void.

"Tai Chi?"

Guan Yutao's voice became shrill, he never thought that he would be knocked down by the soft Tai Chi boxing, in his opinion, Tai Chi was for the old man and the old lady in the park to play, and it couldn't be used to fight at all, and now he was actually smashed by an old man with Tai Chi to eat, and he was thrown out for no reason, which made him very angry.

Guan Yutao got up and rushed towards the old man, and the shot was a front kick, okay, I can't play you with kung fu in my hands, I don't believe that the strongest karate on land can not play you with a straight kick in front of you.

"Go!"

Guan Yutao only felt a slap on his neck, a horizontal kick and a kick in the air.

"Go!"

After another slap, the old man's figure was like a floating cloud around him, and no matter how much he kicked it, he couldn't kick it.

"On it!"

Even the middle three palms, the palms were draped around his neck, Guan Yutao roared, and he didn't sweep the old man with a sweeping leg, and under the anger of the heart, two nosebleeds rushed out of the nasal cavity like arrows, and fell to the ground in a whirlwind.

That refreshing breath has become very annoying now, Guan Yutao got up from the ground, looked at the ground around him that was dotted with his own blood, and pointed at the old man unwillingly and asked:

"What the hell is your kung fu?"

"Didn't you guess?"

"Tai Chi!"

"Want to learn?"

"Yes!"

If you don't want to learn, you'll be a fool, and when I finish practicing, only I will beat others, and others will only be beaten.

Guan Yutao snickered in his heart, hahaha, he can finally punch the nursing home and kick the kindergarten, who knew that the old man shook his head and said:

"Don't take the teacher lightly; Do not forget; Thou shalt not fight; Thou shalt not deceive; Do not drink alcohol; Do not gamble; Non-smoking; Don't be playful; Don't show off; Don't be rude. Can you do it? ”

Guan Yutao was silent for a while, if this is really done, Lao Tzu is a saint, in other words, saints may not be able to do it, monks, I bah, the current monks are almost all flower monks, if they can do it, Lao Tzu can also do it.

He originally wanted to say that he could, and deceived the old man to learn kung fu first, but when the words came to his mouth, he found that he was not as shameless as he imagined, so he could only say with annoyance:

"It's impossible not to drink, not to smoke, not to pick up girls, otherwise, I can only guarantee that people will not offend me, I will not offend people, and I am not a Buddha, so I can't be hit on the left side of the face and hand the right cheek up."

Seeing that the old man shook his head noncommittally, Guan Yutao picked his ears, shrugged indifferently and said:

"Forget it, you love to teach or not. If you don't teach, let me go back to sleep. ”

"The shaft is quite honest, or not, the old man will teach you the three-body pose first."

"Hey, hey, although I'm terrible at kung fu, I also know that the three-body pose is Xingyi boxing, aren't you going to teach me tai chi?"

The old man didn't pay attention to him at all, clapped his hands, and the entire white space suddenly changed, and after shaking the mountains for a while, Guan Yutao looked at the hot magma that appeared out of thin air under his feet, and his heart was sad.

"Cao Nima's Eastern system, are you going to torture me to death?"

I don't know how long it took, Guan Yutao was burned to death by the hot magma in this hellish training space, and finally he was able to walk stiffly with the rocks that were hidden at the bottom of his feet, and a mechanical voice came from his head:

"Intensive Training Session 1 ends, and Intensive Training Session 2 is mandatory after 12 hours."

Guan Yutao woke up from the nightmare and found that the whole quilt was wet, he turned over and got out of bed, a cold wind blew and blew him almost to the ground, he only felt that the muscles in his body seemed to be torn, and the nerves in his body were warning the brain------ I hurt, I hurt so much, I am dying of pain."

"Bang Bang!" With a sound, the bedroom door was kicked open, Guan Yuting kicked the door in with a tired and angry face, and saw Guan Yutao lying on the ground, his face had long lost his usual little sheep-like gentleness, if it was usual, Guan Yuting must have said softly and concernedly, "Brother, what's wrong with you, I'll help you" and something like that, but now, she is a pressure cooker with a valve open, and said in a loud voice:

"You really deserve to be a bully in the third middle school, you don't care about being shit and fart, what's wrong with me as a sales lady, you are a talker, you open your mouth to make a name for me everywhere, and make it look like I make a chicken, today I will stand here and make it clear to you, I won't open your small supermarket, I want to open you to find someone to drive!"

After speaking, he slammed the door shut again, making Guan Yutao's head hurt as if it was about to explode, what is the matter with this Nima?

Okay, it must be my grandfather who sold me again, and I hurt this only granddaughter when I hit my little grandfather, I gave Tingting something delicious to eat first, and I gave Tingting fun to play first, and I gave Tingting new clothes to wear first (hey, you can't wear it), Tingting was unreasonable and tore up her comic book, and she just cut her flower skirt to show revenge, and the old man took a broom and drove himself half a street, hey, this is really the same life, grandpa, I'm your eldest grandson, don't take such a pit grandson, right?

Guan Yutao, who was lying on the ground, complained about Guan Laojiu for a while, and then he felt that his body was cold, and the cool air was on his body, like a knife cut, he couldn't lie here anymore, otherwise, he would die of pain.

With great difficulty, he got up from the floor, put on his slippers and walked out, moving little by little, so that it took him three minutes to walk out of the bedroom door like a patient with severe gout.

He pulled up a chair and sat down, waiting for his body to adjust to the pain and adjust his breathing so that he could recover as quickly as possible.

It was not until half an hour that his body gradually adapted to this feeling, he stood up with the back of his chair, and heard a gurgling cry from his stomach, and the unprecedented hunger immediately took over his head, and he forced himself to get dressed with the pain all over his body, and looked at the time, half past ten in the evening.

Moving and groping to the kitchen, he found that the rice and noodles had bottomed out, so he could only open the door and walk towards the door with difficulty.

"Taotao, what's wrong with you?"

Uncle Qin, who was guarding the door, watched Guan Yutao hold on to the wall and move out step by step, walked over and asked with concern, Guan Yutao shook his head and replied:

"Gout!"

"Ah, you have gout at such a young age, hey, young people nowadays just don't pay attention to their bodies, they fish and meat every day, I just said that something will happen if it goes on like this, you see, something really happened, right?"

Uncle Qin sighed there, Guan Yutao could only endure the pain and then moved out, and it took half a day to move to Yangjia Lane.