Chapter 2 Master Jia
"This is my cousin, Master Jia!" The third child introduced me unhappily, Ma Lao Si, Ma Lao Si, I always thought you were a civilized person, why did you come up and kick people: "Uncle, this is the pony I mentioned to you, Ma Fang." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Oh, you're a pony!" Master Jia's eyes lit up, and he looked at me as if he was looking at a wild animal in the zoo that had just been caught and ran out.
I really doubt that the third child and his family have a 'bad brain' bloodline, how can this guy come up and treat people as wild animals, I really want to tell him that I am a mule, pure domestic breeding!
In addition, this Master Jia, where did the word master come from?
"Well, hello, the gang leader hasn't gotten up yet, let's go to the east room to rest first...... "In the end, it's the elder of the third child, I can't be too abrupt."
When I walked to the East House, I saw Master Jia carrying a box on his back, so I wanted to help him carry it: "I'll help you get it." ”
"Good ......" Master Jia untied the box from his shoulder, handed it to me, and smiled mysteriously: "Little Pony, you are too discerning, have you noticed the contents of my box, and tell you, I am in the same business as you, and they are all studying ghosts!" ”
Is there anything else good about this?
The box had some weight, and I carried the box to the east room, feeling that this Master Jia was rather nonsense, so I didn't greet him, so I got into the bed.
Unexpectedly, Master Jia chased after the bedside: "Pony, I heard that you still have a ghost sealed here, can you take me to see it?" Let me tell you, I have a set of equipment in this box, which is specially used to catch ghosts, no matter what the ghost is, it will show up as soon as you take a photo......"
With that, Master Jia went to get his box again.
I can't sleep, lying on the bed and looking at the third child, what did you bring back?
The third child immediately glared, you should keep your eyes clean, he is my cousin!
The two of us glanced at each other, and Master Jia moved his box to the head of the bed, opened it and introduced it to me: "I know that you are a professional in the ghost hunting world, but I believe that science and your Taoism can also lead to the same end, you see, this set of equipment I invented is a ...... that specializes in catching ghosts."
I looked down and saw that there were no more unusual things inside, except for the battery wires and a thick black hairy stick for sound closing, all that was left was a string of flashing lights.
Flashing lights are not uncommon, and the trees in the county town are full of them during the Chinese New Year.
Can you catch ghosts with these things?
I couldn't believe it, but Master Jia still said to himself: "Of course, my set of equipment is only to make ghosts appear, the specific operation of catching ghosts, and I have to learn from you professionals, Xiaoma, I heard that you are a serious disciple of the Heavenly Master Dao, or a talented strange person, can you teach me the spell of catching ghosts?" Otherwise, I can worship you as a teacher!? ”
Hehe, I'd like this, Master Jia is the cousin of the third child, if you really worship me as a teacher, I will be two generations older than the third, and I will have to be called the fourth grandfather when the third child sees me in the future!
"Uncle, uncle, I want to worship you and his master, Ma Lao Si hasn't learned much yet...... "The third child was not happy, and hurriedly came from behind to persuade him.
"Don't you tell me that Master Ma is very powerful, then I'll just worship Master Ma directly......" Master Jia was eclectic, and he almost wanted to worship me as a teacher: "I also heard that our Heavenly Master Dao accepts apprentices to hold a ceremony, I listen to the master, how the master says, how to come, how to come?" ”
"Oh, then I have to ask your master for this matter first!" I saw that this person was really happy, so I deliberately teased him, in fact, I went to the third child, and then said: "This matter is not in a hurry, you can rest first, I haven't gotten up yet." ”
"Good ......," Master Jia honestly went to the side and sat down.
I got dressed and got up, went to the yard to wash, and the third child immediately chased me out and patted me on the back: "Ma Laosi, don't try to pit me, let me tell you, if you are willing to teach my cousin, just teach, if you don't want to teach, forget it, don't talk about apprenticeship!" ”
"Hmph, I still want to ask you, early in the morning you told me that you were looking for a helper, look at your cousin's appearance, what can you do to help us when you enter the heavy mountain?!" If Master Jia had other skills, I would have already undertaken the business of ghost hunting.
The third child was speechless for a while, and paused for a moment before saying: "My cousin is still very powerful, and it will definitely be useful when the time comes!" ”
...... "Of course I hoped that Master Jia was a helper, so I didn't say anything more."
At this time, the door of the hall opened, and Ning Hongyan came out: "Third child, I heard you call early in the morning, I don't know if people want to sleep well, you brought someone here, who is it?" ”
"There's a scientist in the room!" I said angrily.
"Oh......" Ning Hongyan glanced at the east house and began to wash up.
After a while, the gang leader came out of the hall, and learned that it was the third cousin's uncle, so he politely went into the house to say hello, but soon came out, and his face was not very good, probably because he was confused by Master Jia.
As soon as I came into contact, I knew that Master Jia was a weirdo, a weirdo who chattered with gods.
At breakfast, everyone didn't talk much, and after eating, Guan Xiaoxiao came to find her.
Guan Xiaoxiao learned the secret of Chongshan, and said that she would follow us into Chongshan once, I knew that she had a lot of ghost ideas, and I was afraid that if I didn't take her there, she would have some trouble, so I agreed.
Just let her be a companion with Ning Hongyan and be in charge of logistics.
"Let's go, my parents still want to see you." Guan Xiaoxiao came here to take me back to her house.
"What did you tell your parents? Didn't you say you wouldn't mention me earlier!? "I don't want to go to her house to carry this black pot, how did her parents know that it was their precious daughter who was taking advantage of me all along.
"Oh, I said something else, they don't believe it, you just come with me and meet them......" Guan Xiaoxiao took my arm and walked out.
Ning Hongyan understood Guan Xiaoxiao, so she didn't care about it.
As a last resort, I followed Guan Xiaoxiao back home, and on the way, I said okay, Guan Xiaoxiao went out to travel with a few of our classmates, which was regarded as a contact with the society, and there was an adult tour guide with me, so nothing would happen.
Guan Xiaoxiao's parents really love their daughter, both of them are at home, Guan Xiaoxiao's mother is responsible for cleaning up things, her father is responsible for talking to me, talking to me very formally, turning over and over again, if my daughter has something to do outside, you will be finished!
I...... No matter how powerful I am, can I go with the people of the Ministry of Armed Forces, I can only nod and promise, what is what your old man says!
Guan Xiaoxiao couldn't listen anymore, so she said that her father said two sentences, probably because she wanted to help me, but as everyone knows, the more she helps me, the more her father hates me and hates the root of his teeth, and he can't wait to cripple me here on the grounds of legitimate defense......
After her father finished 'threatening', her mother came to tell me again, and I was acting like a son-in-law when the phone rang.
Guan Xiaoxiao answered the phone and said a few words, and then said to me: "Ma Fangfang, you go back first, your uncle said that he couldn't find anything looking for you, let you go back!" ”
Your uncle!
"Oh......" I hurriedly walked out, not because I couldn't stand Guan Xiaoxiao's parents, but because I knew that something was wrong at home, otherwise, Guan Xiaoxiao would not have spoken to me in such an obvious code.
I hurried back to the courtyard, and before I could enter the door, I heard shouting in the courtyard.
It is estimated that the 'water ghost' who stayed here to purify came out.
I hurriedly pushed the door in, and saw that the gang leader, the third child, and Ning Hongyan were all blocked at the door, they wanted to go in, but they were afraid of the things in the hall, so they could only stand at the door of the hall and shout.
Don't think about it, it must be Master Jia!
"Stand back!" I was afraid that Master Jia would hurt them by letting the water ghosts out, so I let them dodge and enter the house by themselves.
When I entered the house, I saw that it was Master Jia who released the water ghost, and the water ghost didn't spare him, and got on Master Jia's body.
Speaking of which, it's been so long, this is the second time I've encountered a ghost, the first time was when I hit the mother and son, but I didn't see it that time, Master Jia this time, you can take a good look.
The person on the body of the ghost has his own consciousness and the grudge of the ghost to fight against it, the person's expression is very hideous, and if the ghost occupies this body, the body will be cold, and the forehead and shoulders will be blue in three places, which is the result of the person's own divine fire and the evil aura of the ghost.
After the ghost comes up, as long as the ghost doesn't think of a way to hurt the upper body, that is, it absorbs some of the 'yang energy' of the upper body, which is not dangerous.
It's just that others will look more terrible.
It was bright outside, and the water ghost got on Master Jia's body, and he didn't dare to go out, but just controlled Master Jia to go around in the hall.
I watched it for a while, then I bypassed Master Jia, went to the east ear room and took the ghost sealing jar and soul collection talisman, and silently recited the incantation, and it was easy to put the water ghost back into the ghost sealing altar again.
Master Jia's body was light, and he sat down on the ground.
Fortunately, Master took the evil spirit and imp away, and if Master Jia released him, these people would have to die here.
"Third child, come in, take your cousin out to bask in the sun......" I put the ghost sealing jar away, and I was still angry, but looking at Master Jia's prostration appearance, I couldn't bear to talk about him anymore.
The third child and the gang leader came in and carried Master Jia to the courtyard to bask in the sun.
I also stood in the courtyard and looked at Master Jia, and said in my heart, Hu Lai must be Hu Lai, but his courage is really not small, the third child and Ning Hongyan did not dare to enter the East Ear Room, as soon as he came, he dared to release the water ghost.
"Master Ma, I'm not messing around, I just want to see the appearance of the water ghost, I didn't expect him to be so powerful, I didn't control it!" Master Jia came back to his senses and explained to me.
"Yes, the flash he got can really shine on ghosts, we all saw ......it," Ning Hongyan added.
Oh, so this Master Jia still has some real skills?!
I didn't pay much attention to it, ran to the side and lit a cigarette, and the third child also came over.
"Third child, why do I think your family is normal for your father now?!" I couldn't help but say something.
As soon as his father was mentioned, the third child was confused, and turned his face: "Your father is normal!" ”
I'm happy, yes, my dad is normal.
As he was talking, Luo Yi came. (To be continued.) )