Chapter 190: Selling Moe
Every once in a while, the scene in front of me repeats itself, the same stone wall, the same cave entrance, the same dark river hanging in the air, and even the surrounding scene is surprisingly similar.
Encountering four or five similar situations in one go, I stopped, rubbed my eyes, and began to wonder if I had fallen for a disgusting trick like "ghost hitting the wall".
But I am very different today from the first time I encountered a ghost hitting the wall. I have learned some Maoshan Taoism, and I have just washed my body, and the runes on this face have not been wiped off, how can it be so easy to be hit?
Besides, the ghosts hit the wall at night, how can it be so easy to be fascinated by this sunny noon?
Thinking of this, I pulled Ding Ling and asked softly, "Eh, did you enter that cave from here?" ”
"yes, what's wrong." Nodding, she was confused.
"And how did you get in?" Looking at her with a black line on my face, I asked.
"We came down from the top of the rock wall, and when we came back we couldn't find our way." Shrugging, she said it with ease.
As soon as I heard this, I stood still and didn't want to go any further, I looked around in a daze, and it hurt a little, the ghost knew what kind of place this was, and the ghost knew what kind of people would build such a huge fortification here, and what made me even more incomprehensible was why the things here looked so similar! Was it intentional?
Scratching my head, I asked Ding Ling: "Niu'er, when you came in, did you also walk along this place in a big circle?" ”
"Who do you call!? My name is Ding Ling! Sideways eyes, she corrected.
"Okay, Ding Ling, did you turn around like this when you came in?" Waving my hand, I said.
When Ding Ling heard this, he snorted coldly and put on a very arrogant expression and said to me: "No, at that time, we didn't know what was so strange about this place, so we discussed it and walked directly into the forest, but as soon as I entered, I found that there was something wrong with the forest, and I just realized that I couldn't get out." An explorer from the United States said that someone may have set up a formation here, and if he continues like this, he will be trapped here. ”
"And then?" Seeing that she didn't look like she was lying, I was curious.
Then we abandoned the path in the woods, cut through the forest with our axes, and cut through the woods. After that, I saw the stone cave, and I didn't encounter it when I came, so when we saw the cave for the first time, we thought that the stone cave was connected to some ancient cemetery palace, and a group of people went up, but they didn't meet the monk when they didn't meet anything else. ”
Speaking of this, Ding Ling's eyes were full of murderous energy, and she turned her head to ask me, "Eh, do you know where that monk came from?" ”
"I don't know." Shaking my head, I said.
"How could it not be known? Aren't you also a demon law? She said, looking up and down, I looked at him, pinched my waist and corrected with an unhappy face: "What he is practicing, I'm not sure, but Lao Tzu is learning the Maoshan Taoism!" What kind of demon law do you learn demon law? ”
"Cut." After hearing this, the woman covered her shoulders and pouted, and then hummed and chirped to me: "What bullshit Taoism has the ability to fly one for me to see"
Hehe, as soon as these words came out, I was completely helpless, turned my head to look at this woman with long hair and short knowledge, and immediately felt that the sentence of big chest and no brain was suitable for her, and compared to a middle finger, I walked to the river angrily, and immediately stood up and shouted at the top of my voice: "Jin Jiuye, where are you!! ”
"What are you shouting!?" In the middle of the conversation, the daughter kicked me hard, and the willow eyebrows stood upside down and looked very angry, "You are stupid, what should we do if we bring that monk in!?" ”
"It's you, not me, what he wants to do to you is his business, and it has nothing to do with me." Pat the buttocks, I said, when she heard it, she was obviously very angry, her little face was flushed and she couldn't do anything about me, at this time, there was a sound of footsteps not far away, Ding Ling and I were startled, and hurriedly retreated to see a little black fat man poking his head out of the grass in the distance.
"Damn, it's really you," he said, wiping his mouth.
As soon as I saw his bear-like, my face was full of black lines and all kinds of melancholy, this kid didn't know where to crawl out, all covered in mud, a thick branch more than a meter long, and a half-baked big carp was inserted on it.
"Why are you here? What about the Ninth Master? "A flying kick over, I asked.
"Inside." Xiaopang said, staring at the woman behind me for a while, he could see that he was very surprised, maybe, this kid couldn't believe that Ding Ling's girl recovered so quickly, and when she was taken to heal, this girl was still pale and hugged before she could leave, but now it's good, even kicking and beating will scratch people
I got angry at the thought of being pushed into the river and almost drowned, and looked at her with disgust, and I followed Chubby into the woods without looking back. As soon as I entered, I saw Jin Jiuye wearing boxer briefs and grilling fish next to the fire, and called me over, this old guy patted his belly and shook his head melancholy: "I saw a beaver." ”
"Huh?" As soon as I heard this, I immediately stood up and looked around, but I didn't see any prey except for a few big fish on the shelf
"Don't look at it, let it run." With a depressed face, the ninth master said again.
At this time, Ding Ling's girl went into the forest uninvited, sat down with her knees on a fast stone beside me, she looked at the bonfire and began to change her dressing, Jiu Ye turned his head to look at her, and looked at me meaningfully, I know, he doesn't like that woman very much, but I can't help it, I can't run like this when she follows her, thinking of this, I hooked the corners of my mouth, at this time, Xiaopang leaned over and whispered: "Eh, why does that girl always follow you, you and her"
"Tsk, am I that kind of person?" Smacking his lips, I looked at Chubby unhappily, and when Chubby heard this, he wiped the charcoal black on his face and laughed non-stop.
"You don't have to think about it, your brother and I can be regarded as suave, but Zhang Deshuai is innocent, don't worry, it's hard to say anything else, but your brother and I have always adhered to the principle very well. Besides, look at her little eyes, if she hadn't asked me, she would have chopped me up. With a cold smile, I said.
"Huh? Why? Aren't you her savior? "Tilting his head, Chubby has also learned to sell cuteness, seeing that he is so studious, I want to stop talking.