Chapter 9: The Stuff of Hades (1)

I followed the prestige, but it was Li Man's widow who had died of tuberculosis for more than ten years. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info he was a good partner when I was a child, and I have been herding cattle together for more than ten years, and I don't have passion, and my feelings are leveraged.

He is still the same as he was more than ten years ago, dry and thin, and can be blown down by a gust of wind. However, it does not have the sick pattern of Dr. Pei before his death, and he coughs for three or four days when he says a word, which is much better than before.

I didn't know why he came at this time, and I didn't know how he knew that I was hiding here, so I asked in surprise, "How did you know I was here?" ”

Li Manyi said: "I saw you when you came, and I helped your grandmother pile up the firewood pile in front of the cave, otherwise you think her old man has so much strength." ”

I was puzzled and asked, "Isn't this a ghost who has a lot of ability, can penetrate walls and enter the house, turn insects into cockroaches, and get on people's bodies to manipulate others to do things for themselves?" If so, it shouldn't be difficult to move a few bundles of firewood, right? ”

After saying that, I fixed my eyes on him, lest he say something I didn't want to hear. Yes, what I'm most concerned about is whether I can borrow the corpse to resurrect the soul and go back to the yang world to break the ghost before anyone else.

She was always like a thorn in my throat, and I couldn't sleep until I solved her problem, so I looked for a solution at every opportunity.

Li Man shook his head when he heard the words and said, "Where." Ghosts are the same as people, young and old. It is naturally easy for young people to achieve what you said, but it is difficult for old people. ”

As soon as I saw him shake his head, my heart was half cold, and when I saw him say "where", my heart sank directly into the ice cellar, and I didn't even have the idea of living, but fortunately, the words that followed cheered me up, otherwise I guess my whole person would have sunk.

At the moment, he asked, "How can I change around and then give someone a ghost?" ”

He shook his head and said, "When is this, people are chasing you everywhere, do you still have the heart to ask this and that, or quickly pack up the bodies of your grandparents and run away." ”

Seeing that the solution is about to arrive, where am I willing to stop there, anyway, it is a matter of delaying for an extra second or two, no matter how fast people are, they will not be able to miss such a little time.

At the moment, he shook his shoulders and shook it vigorously: "Grandpa (Hakka uncle), you just tell me, I'm very curious, and I'm not in the mood to do things if I don't tell me." ”

When he saw that I was indeed like that, he sighed and said, "Then I'll make a long story short." If you want to penetrate the wall and enter the house, turn insects into cockroaches and borrow corpses to return to the soul, control the living to be your puppet and other basic skills of being ghosts, first of all, you have to go to the household registration department under the jurisdiction of King Chujiang to get an ID card similar to the yang world, become an official member of the underworld, and then let the black and white impermanence take you to the Hades Palace to get a set of ghost clothes to wear on your body.

After putting on the ghost clothes, you are an official member of the underworld, and then someone will be arranged to teach you the various skills of the ghost clothes. This ghost clothes are a magic weapon of ghosts, which can be used to fly in mid-air, can penetrate walls and enter the house without hindrance, and can even borrow corpses to return souls to the yang world.

If you don't have a ghost suit, then you are a wandering ghost, and you can only flow around like gas. One day, a strong wind will blow away your ghost. ”

I listened to what he said again, and I was foul-mouthed, specially, I didn't know my mother who was chased and killed by those wild gods and ghosts in the underworld when I first arrived in the underworld, how can I get an ID card at this time, how to wear ghost clothes?

I scolded in my heart, but I still have to do what I need to do, and I can't just sit here and wait for death because I don't have an ID card. At the moment, he said in annoyance: "It's so troublesome, then don't worry about him for now." By the way, do ghosts also have corpses? Still going to help collect the corpse? ”

Li Manyi nodded and said, "People have human bodies, and ghosts have ghost corpses." As long as they are not burned into nothingness, there are corpses left. Now that your grandparents have not been burned for a long time, there are certainly no corpses to be intact, but there are always intestines, internal organs, and bones left, and if they are not cleaned up, they will always be disrespectful to them. ”

I was disgusted to hear it, and the most fearful thing I was to see those things since I was a child, and immediately said: "Grandpa, I am a new ghost who just died, and I have no power, can you please help clean it up?" ”

Li Manyi said a little embarrassed: "It's not appropriate to let outsiders help collect the body, right?" ”

I dragged him into the burnt mess and said, "Now in the house, everyone is insider." You don't have to excuse yourself, all the resignations have been packed up, besides, they are also your elders according to their seniority, so what's the point of helping, it's a big deal to give you money. ”

Li Man's widow was very talkative before his death, and he was also very talkative at this time, and he said immediately after listening to what I said: "Okay, leave as soon as you finish packing, otherwise you won't be able to run away if you chase it back." ”

I was afraid that he would change his mind if I talked too much, so I waved him over and said, "Mmmmmmmm You go quickly, and I'll give you how much money you want when you get it. ”

He looked at me and wanted to say something, so I quickly waved him over, and I waited until everything was cleaned up. When he saw this, he said no more, and after about a stick of incense, he came with a bag in his hand, and I vaguely saw the appearance of a hideous skull, and I was so frightened that I stayed away from him, and ran in front of him and said, "Go quickly, find a place to bury it, and then run away." ”

He carried the bag and ran with me for a while, and slowly caught up with me before he hesitated and said, "Qingwen, the underworld is not as good as the yang world, you can just find a place to dig a pit and bury people." There are prohibitions everywhere here, and you have to spend money to buy a place to bury it without prohibitions. ”

"Well, the money is, I have a lot of money, when I died, my family didn't burn a lot of paper money, I didn't know where to receive the money from the yang world when I first came, you took me to take the money to buy land." Anything that can be solved with money is not a big deal, I thought it would be difficult.

Li Manyi shook his head and said: "You don't have an ID card now, you can't get a bank card at all, and if you don't have a bank card, you can't accept the account transferred to you by the Heavenly Bank, where does the money come from?" ”

"Ah, why is it so troublesome? What should I do? Otherwise, it's better to leave it here, and they won't be embarrassed by the dead anyway. ”

When Li Manyi heard me say this, he immediately shook his head and said, "This is not good, this is not good. Forget it, it's better for me to bury my bones in the future to your grandparents, and don't forget me when you develop in the future! ”

I was originally a loving and righteous person, and it was helpless to abandon the bones of my grandparents, he helped me so righteously, how could I forget his kindness, nodded and said: "I haven't forgotten you if I'm not developed, and I won't forget you if I'm developed, hurry up, bury them first, and then leave." ”

At that moment, the two of them came to the place where Li Man's bones were buried, dug a pit randomly, and then covered the dug mud back, although most of it was still exposed, but it was better than having no place to bury it. I saw that it was almost there, and immediately said to him, "Okay, let's go, shall we?" ”

When I said this, I didn't think that he wouldn't go with me, I was a wanted criminal in the underworld, and he helped me do things, which can be regarded as harboring a wanted criminal, and committing a great crime. If you don't run away with me, you will definitely be severely punished if you are caught.

According to the development of the storyline, he will inevitably die with me. Sure enough, I heard him say, "Okay, let's go." So saying, he took me and walked to the mountain in front of me, and after walking for a while, when I saw that there was no human habit, I immediately recited words in my mouth, turned into a cloud of green smoke, and dragged me quickly to the northwest land.

He has such great skills, it seems that he is quite good at being a ghost. Under his leadership, I don't know how many rivers and mountains I have flown over, and I don't know how many villages and polders I have crossed. I just feel that in addition to the absence of the sun in this underworld, it is actually similar to the human world.

They didn't know how long they flew, but at last he took the form of a crane and carried me across a large river full of skulls on both sides of the river, and then stopped at a gazebo.

There is no shop in front of the store and no village in the back, I want to buy something to eat when I am hungry like a dog, I can't help but feel so angry, is this guy having grass in his brain, take me to a place where birds don't lay eggs, how can people live.

Resentment in the heart is resentment, but the surface always dare not show it. I'm afraid that if he gets angry and leaves me alone, then it's troublesome. At the moment, he pretended to turn around in four circles, and then said with a sigh: "Why is there no food to sell here?" I'm dying of hunger. ”

Li Manyi transformed from an immortal crane into a human form, stood up and said, "There is food everywhere, where do you want to buy something." Come, I'll teach you. ”

As he spoke, he found a branch from the ground, then walked to a river beach with water and weeds, squatted down, and dug up with the branches. I didn't know what he was going to dig for, so I hurried over and learned some survival skills.

The wetlands of this beach are very soft, and a lot of soil is dug up with a stick, and along with the soil, there are many terrestrial insects such as maggots, earthworms, centipedes, and scorpions. Seeing this, he hurriedly pulled out a few long grasses on the side, formed a circle-shaped thing, and then blew on the thing, and the uprooted grass grew rapidly, and the vines and seedlings grew together and became a primitive small basket, and then put those insects in the basket.

I didn't expect this grass to grow after pulling it off, so I was curious, squatted on the side and looked at it seriously, and found that this grass was very different from the grass in the sun, each leaf had a black skull, and the body exuded a faint black, which made people look very weird.

It seems that it is not appropriate to look at the things of the underworld with the eyes of the yang, and it is necessary to look at everything here with a sense of curiosity. After squatting for a while, I saw that he always dug up those earthworms, centipedes, and maggots, but he didn't see any other movements, so he couldn't help but ask again: "Grandpa, what are you digging so many insects for, you don't need so many fishing." ”

He turned around and said, "Whoever says they want to fish, these are the food." Aren't you hungry, hurry up and eat! ”

When I heard this, I felt a chill in my heart, and hurriedly waved my hand and said, "I don't have such a heavy taste, you should take me to the store to buy something!" ”

Li Manyi grabbed a handful of maggots and earthworms from the basket and put them in his mouth, ate them three times and two times, and then licked the liquid splashed by the insects in his mouth with his tongue, and said: "In the underworld, earthworms and maggots are just like rice noodles in the yang world, and they are the staple food of our ghosts. So you have to change your mindset and don't look at new things with the same eyes as before. ”