When Xiaohan was ordered by the autumn geese, she even had a feeling of unreality. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

She is just a relatively well-known anchor on the Yaya platform, and she happens to be home in Jiangzhou. In the morning, when she received a call from the Yaya platform, telling her that there would be a photographer on the Yaya platform this afternoon who would be responsible for the live broadcast of the press conference of Bangxing Technology this afternoon, hoping that she could make a cameo appearance as the host of the show, she already felt very lucky. At the press conference, she was already amazed when she saw the autumn geese on the stage doing a voice-activated start, and when Xiaoya appeared, the only feeling she had left was a dream. Yes, like a large number of sailors, her first feeling is that it is too sci-fi and too unreal. When Qiu Yan asked everyone under the rostrum who was willing to go on stage to cooperate with Xiaoya, she, like other people at the press conference, raised her right arm without hesitation.

But Xiao Han didn't expect that the autumn geese on the rostrum would order her to come to the stage.

With the happiness of being hit on the head by a wallet falling from the sky, Xiao Han ran to the rostrum as fast as possible - she even felt that her running speed must have exceeded that of when she was driven away during military training.

"Hello, I hope you can introduce yourself to everyone." Qiu Yan said to her with a smile.

Xiao Han bowed slightly to the audience, "Hello everyone, I am the anchor of the Yaya platform, my name is Xiao Han." Thank you very much for giving me this opportunity to experience the charm of technology. ”

"Okay, welcome to Lucky Han. Now you can go directly to interact with Xiaoya, don't worry, Xiaoya is very smart. You can ask her to do anything you normally do on your phone, including things you would normally want to do on your phone but can't. But be careful, I hope you don't block the camera that is facing Xiaoya, so that everyone can't see Xiaoya's performance. Qiu Yan continued to smile.

Xiao Han walked a few steps slowly to the side of the display shelf, but did not go to the rice 4 on the display shelf.

"Hello Xiaoya, can you hear me?" She treated Xiaoya like a child, and said hello first.

Xiaoya in the phone screen pouted. "Sister Xiaohan, you are so stupid, not only can I hear what you say, I saw you and Sister Yan greeting just now. Xiao Yake is smart! ”

Xiao Han was instantly thundered. Okay, I'm really stupid, I actually asked if I could hear the conversation, and it turned out that the phone camera was always on. Okay, cute Xiaoya, don't blame me for giving you a problem.

"Then Xiaoya can do my sister a favor? My sister wants to listen to a song, but she doesn't know what the name of the song is. I just remember that there was a lyric in it that went like this: Ah...

The girl on the screen turned around, took out the influence of a player, and made a movement that was operating on the player. "Sister Xiaohan, can you listen to this song?" I saw the player flickering undulatingly, and then the "difficult scripture" sounded.

Xiaohan felt that he was really a failure, and he couldn't do it if he wanted to embarrass a program in his mobile phone. But she's not discouraged at all, and I don't believe you can do anything!

"Xiaoya, I'm homesick, can you call my mother directly?" I can't believe you can know my mother's phone number!

"What is Auntie's phone number? Xiaoya doesn't have her aunt's phone number here, so she can't help her sister call directly. The girl scratched her head on the screen, looking cute.

"Then forget it. Xiaoya, can you help me check how many people are in room 11001 of the Yaya platform? "Hmph, can't you bother you?

"Is it just an inquiry? That Xiaoya can be queried after logging in with Sister Yan's Yaya number. But Sister Xiaohan, you can't operate Sister Yan's Yaya, I'll temporarily lock the manual operation function of the screen. While speaking, Xiaoya pulled out a Yaya login interface from the side of the screen, and then directly logged in, entered the room number and entered the room. However, people who are a little more attentive have discovered one point, that is, when Yaya logged in, the account was blocked by Xiaoya's hand, and after the login was completed, the nickname and account were also marked with a mosaic, and they couldn't be seen at all. As for after entering the room, hehe, the nicknames and accounts of everyone in the entire room were completely hidden by Xiaoya. "Sister Xiaohan, the number of people in the room has been queried. There are so many people in this room now, more than 95,100 people. ”

Xiao Han felt that it was really time to grit her teeth. Why can't you stop it, is it really that you are too stupid?

"Okay, Xiaoya, I'm bored right now, can you recommend me a little entertainment?" It depends on how you answer, anyway, I don't like what you recommend!

"It depends on Sister Xiaohan's hobbies, Xiaoya and my sister are not familiar with each other, and I don't know my sister's hobbies. If you want to relax, Xiaoya can find some light music, if you want to watch a movie, only the film that is not charged, Xiaoya has the permission to play it to her sister, and if you want to take a selfie, you can also do it, if you think the selfie effect is not good, Xiaoya can also help you PS trim it! Anyway, as long as it doesn't involve yin private and fee transactions, which are beyond Xiaoya's authority, Xiaoya can do it for her sister! The girl on the screen is spinning in circles.

Xiao Han is out of temper now. "Okay, Xiaoya, you help me send a text message to 139 ********, just tell him, if he is watching the live broadcast, ask him to help come up with an idea to stump you." Sample, see what you do, do you send it or not!

"Okay, no problem, SMS editing is done. Sister Xiaohan, I want to remind you, because this mobile phone belongs to Sister Yan, if you ask to send a text message to make a phone call or something, the other party can't see the source of the text message and the caller number, because this is Sister Yan's Yin private range, I must ensure that I can't operate beyond my authority. In just a few seconds, Xiaoya finished the operation.

Xiao Han was completely stunned at this time. What to do? Xiaoya almost perfectly intercepted all her malice, but she perfectly realized her requirements.

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The live rooms are now truly fun hours of all kinds.

"Hahahahahaha, I'm laughing to death, this anchor girl is actually despised by Xiaoya!"

"When I heard Xiaoya say Sister Xiaohan, you are so stupid, my stomach hurts with laughter."

"Just one lyric and the whole song was searched directly? That's just 6 to the end! ”

"Yo, this trick is amazing, and you still play with Laipi, so it causes a dilemma, right? If you don't log in, Yaya can't be queried, and logging in to Yaya will expose the owner's privacy. ”

"I'm going to bring this, and the anchor Lai Pi Xiaoya is even more Lai Pi! If you want to take a peek, you can directly put a mosaic on it and lock the manual operation authority! ”

"This girl seems to have been trying to find a way to stump Xiaoya, but why am I so happy to see that she has been failing?"

"How do you feel that Xiaoya is simply suppressing the IQ of the anchor? The anchor has always wanted to play a side ball with Laipi, and Xiaoya replied with all kinds of high energy. ”

"Warmly celebrate the streamer's failure to try to leak privacy again. But why do I always feel pitiful every time I see this anchor fail? No, why do I always have a feeling that I want to laugh? ”

"+1 for the feeling of wanting to laugh."

"+2 for the feeling of wanting to laugh."

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There are all kinds of joy in the live broadcast room, and all kinds of pain for Xiaohan on the stage. It wasn't until her phone rang the call prompt and glanced at the caller number that she decisively turned on the hands-free mode to connect.

"Xiaohan, I'm watching. You try to let Xiaoya exit the voice mode and allow you to operate it manually to try and see if it works, I can't think of any other way. The person who was obviously calling was also holding back a laugh.

"Okay, that's it. Xiaoya, now my sister wants you to enter a state of rest, and my sister wants to operate the phone manually. "Xiao Han doesn't think about it so much now, anyway, he has failed so many times, so he doesn't care about this time.

"Okay, Sister Xiaohan, then Xiaoya will go to sleep! However, Xiaoya wants to remind her sister that manual mode operation can only be carried out with triple verification of fingerprint, pupil, and password. Xiao Ya in the screen pulled out a small towel from behind her back and wrapped herself in it, and moved out of the screen step by step.

Xiao Han was stunned instantly.

Qiu Yan in the middle of the rostrum was holding back her smile in pain, but she still had to hold back. "Okay, Xiaohan, do you have any comments and suggestions for our smartphone assistant?"

Xiao Han looked like he had been hit hard, turned his head to the audience and said, "Everyone can laugh if you want, I know you all have to endure very hard." I'll admit, Xiaoya is right, I'm so stupid! ”

The whole press conference scene instantly resounded with joyful laughter.

The laughter lasted for several minutes, until Qiu Yan in the middle of the rostrum made another gesture of pressing her hands down.

"Well, it seems that everyone is happy with our smartphone assistant, and I have to say, it's something to be happy about as a company."

"Our full version of Mobile Assistant, in general, can be divided into three parts. The first part is the optimization of hardware efficiency, which includes five major functions, namely the optimization of CPU, camera, battery, motherboard, and display. The second part is the expansion of the voice-activated module and some applications, which can fully realize the use of voice speech to operate the mobile phone and realize some special functions. The third part is the primary artificial intelligence that you just saw. ”

"Maybe everyone has to ask, why are the optimization assistant functions that we bring to market so restricted? In fact, this is also our helplessness. There are only so many mobile phones on the market that it is simply unrealistic to carry our full version of the smartphone assistant. Maybe you will question us, then there is a very real opportunity here. This smart assistant on the desktop of this notebook is .apk our full version of the smartphone assistant installation package, if the performance of the mobile phone we are talking about cannot keep up with any mobile phone manufacturer, you can take the best mobile phone you think to install and test. As she spoke, Qiu Yan pushed the notebook monitor, which had been on the rostrum since before the press conference began, to the crowd.

"However, due to the limited time, for all the mobile phone manufacturers present, we can only give each manufacturer three installation opportunities, I hope you can understand."

Representatives of all mobile phone manufacturers present stood up without exception. No one is willing to let go of this opportunity, even if as Bangxing Technology said, everyone's performance cannot meet their needs, only their own mobile phones can be slightly superior to others, it can also be said to be a big advertisement.

For nearly half an hour, in full view of everyone, the representatives of various mobile phone manufacturers were defeated. Indeed, as Qiu Yan said, the mobile phones they took out can be installed with this smart assistant, but its functions cannot be realized at all. Even the best-performing Huawei M8 is only capable of voice control, but its recognition rate is still extremely low - as long as the speech is not standard when speaking, it will not be able to achieve correct voice control. The function that Bangxing Technology took out and put on the display shelf is not at the same level at all.

After the representatives of the mobile phone manufacturers returned to their seats, Qiu Yan continued, "So to sum up, for the time being, it is not that we are unwilling to launch a full version of the intelligent assistant, but that we are limited to the hardware performance ......."

"Wait, we have an objection." Mr. Ren of Warwick raised his hand and stood up, interrupting Qiu Yan's speech.

"Oh, what's the problem?" The interruption of Warwick was actually expected by everyone before it began. Before the press conference, everyone had already thought that there might be this problem, and the final conclusion was: on-site installation and display.

"Miss Tian, you keep saying that our hardware performance can't meet your software running needs, so what's going on with that mobile phone on your display table now?"

"Oh, this phone is just because the big boss of our company is lazy. In fact, the CPU and battery of this mobile phone are not rice products at all, but handmade by the big boss of our company himself, there are only six in the world, and they are still divided into six different brands. ”

"May I ask Miss Tian, how can you confirm that what you said is true?" Mr. Ren did not give an inch.

"It's easy, I can uninstall our smartphone assistant in front of everyone here, and then you can install the system." It was originally an expected question, but Qiu Yan blurted out the answer without the slightest hesitation.

"Coincidentally, just now Xiaohan has set the smart assistant into a rest state, and now he can directly operate it manually." Saying in his mouth, Qiu Yan kept in his hands, entering the password, verifying the fingerprint, verifying the pupil, and what appeared this time was an Android system interface that everyone is used to every day. Then I uninstalled the smart assistant in the system management, restarted the system, and cleaned up the installation residual files. This is all done in front of the camera, and all the action is projected onto the background wall behind it. "Okay, now this phone is an ordinary Android system, who wants to come up and cooperate with the inspection, and then you will copy the installation package for installation?"