Seeing that Lao Qin didn't trust him, Lao Xie took out a crumpled business card from his pocket and handed it to him. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Lao Qin took it over and looked at it carefully through the light, only to see two big characters in the middle: yellow/belt, and three small words next to it: (general manager). Then there is the following row: Love Liability Co., Ltd. when you die. The following is: the company's main coffin business, and also undertake funeral one-stop service.

Lao Qin understood, and thought that since Lao Xie was in the coffin business, he was naturally a master who understood the mystical Taoism, so he nodded respectfully and said: "I don't know Taishan with eyes, it turns out to be Manager Huang, Master Huang." ”

Lao Xie pretended to be a master, and couldn't help but say that he pulled back the business card in Lao Qin's hand and put it in his pocket, and then stroked a few goatees with his left hand, and his right hand was not idle, pinching his fingers like playing a booger for a while, and finally pretended to be profound, and said: "Lao Qin, I won't tell you, I know its past and present life at a glance when I see this incense burner, I'm not scaring you, this incense burner is not an ordinary danger..."

Lao Qin was stunned by him, and hurriedly grabbed the sleeve of the old evil and said: "I hope that the master will be kind and save the old man's life!" ”

The old evil poked his chin, looked constipated, and said, "Tsk... This... This is the way to crack it... It's not nothing, but I'm afraid you're going to break the bank..."

"Money, things outside the body, you wait, I'll go and get it." Lao Qin couldn't help but say that he was ready to go out.

"Wait!" I stopped Lao Qin, turned my head to look at Lao Xie, and saw that the girl was blinking at me, I pretended not to see it, and asked, "Lao Xie, can you tell us what danger is hidden in this incense burner?" So let's see what you're capable of! ”

The old evil saw that I was blocking the way of Yacai, and his face was bulging like a meat bun with anger, and he was counting the ancestors of my family for several generations. Seven disagreed and eight disagreed shouted: "Yo! Did you meet someone who raised the bar today? Yes... Yes... Yes! Gotcha! Let you ordinary people see the secret of our old evil family! ”

After speaking, the old evil directly put his hand into the crotch of his pants, I was suddenly disgusted, and I saw that Ya's posture was like him to tear out the pants, I thought to myself, is it difficult for you to dare to entertain yourself (self-masturbation) in public? At the same time, he sweated for him, and spoke in his heart: Old evil! Beware of your wounded eggs for another sin!

The old evil took out a sachet for a long time, it was covered with oil stains and dirty, I pinched my nose and said angrily: "What kind of taste do you have?" Put a sachet in your crotch! What's the smoke? ”

"You know a ball? This is called the method of gathering the sun! Gather Yang Qi! The old evil said with a proud face, "Huh... Don't look at me with those lewd eyes, you kid! I'm talking about yang, not yang! ”

The old evil opened the sachet and took out a small round bead from it, I was stunned for a moment and didn't see what the texture was, after putting the beads into the incense burner, the old evil closed his eyes, stretched out his two fingers, and began to chant the mantra: "Amitabha... Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable..."

I understood the first two sentences, and knew that he was, but the latter ones I didn't understand, as if I was reciting Persian, and my mouth was turning rapidly, like the wings of a bee fluttering. I laughed and looked at the old evil blind tossing, thinking that it was not easy for the old evil, just relying on his three-legged cat kung fu to fool people into eating without starving to death is a miracle.

I was thinking about it, but I saw that the old Qin Seventh Uncle Bai Dun and they were staring directly at the beads in the incense burner, I squinted and saw that the beads that had fallen quietly to the bottom of the stove actually turned, rolling slowly and leisurely along the bottom of the incense burner irregularly, like a hot pot frying peas. I was puzzled, my heart spoke, this old evil still plays magic?

At this moment, the old evil changed the posture of the two fingers that were originally outstretched and stretched out his thumb, index finger and little finger. As soon as I saw this gesture, I felt very familiar, and I exclaimed: Damn! Is this going to be rock 'n' roll or what's the hell?

At the same time, the tone of the mantra in the old demon's mouth became high-pitched, and although I didn't understand the rhythm, I knew that this was the climax of the legend. The old evil seemed to be enjoying it, his cheeks were crimson, and his head was sweating. I looked at the beads in the censer again, and I saw that the beads became extremely fast, like a headless fly rampage through it, and like a cricket in battle, fighting to the death with its opponent. I immediately understood that the old evil was not playing magic, but really doing it. I have known Ya for so many years, this is the first time I have respect for this guy, although Ya is full of running trains on weekdays, but I have to admit that I still have some real skills, and then I think about it, I am also the second apprentice of the red eyebrows, and I can't go anywhere again, just look at his junior brother Bai Dun's skills to spy on one or two.

The old evil did a good job, but the staying power still needs to be improved, and the kung fu of a cigarette will be defeated. At the end, I didn't forget to use the opening sentence "Ami, the Buddha... Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable...", to make a beautiful finish. I saw that the girl was sweating profusely at this time, panting, and screaming vigorously: "Water... "People who don't know think that the girl has overplayed and collapsed."

"Engage... "Engage..."The old evil said breathlessly, "Engage... Clear! ”

Lao Qin poured water and handed it to him, asking, "What's the matter?" ”

"Lao Qin, your ancestors are really fucking not things! The old man is strong/raped with the girl, the woman kills people and kills people, and I don't do this business anymore..."The old evil chattered and cursed endlessly, and at the same time took back the small round beads and stuffed the sachet into his crotch.

I looked at the old evil with a righteous and indignant face and nodded uncontrollably, and nodded a big thumbs up to the girl in my heart. The old evil looked up and squinted at me, and that look, tsk... Tut... Tut... Crazy and cool Zhao Ritian, full of spirit like him, one night seven Jiro is contempting impotence patients.

Seeing that the old evil was about to pick a son and quit, Lao Qin panicked, fell to his knees with a thud, and pleaded and shouted: "Master Huang! Master Huang! My father-in-law and mother-in-law are old and sick, and my daughter-in-law is gone. Who will provide for them in their old age! Master Huang, Master Huang! You don't look at the face of the monk and look at the face of the Buddha, save my brother's life..."

Although Lao Xie said that he had anger in his chest, but when he saw Lao Qin like this, his heart suddenly softened, and he looked at me again, and I said, "Lao Qin, if Master Huang is willing to save you, can you quit gambling?" ”

"That's right! Can you quit or not? "The old evil does not forget to mend the knife.

"Ring! Warn! I must quit! Lao Qin's face was full of tears, and he swore an oath.

Seeing that Lao Xie and I looked him up and down suspiciously with a dog that couldn't change their eating/expressions, Lao Qin understood, hurriedly grabbed the incense burner on the table, stretched out a hand on the ground, and was about to smash it hard. I grabbed the incense burner and said, "Okay, okay!" Believe you! Believe you! ”

I nodded at the old evil, signaling that he could continue to pretend to be forced and continue to do it. But the old evil was embarrassed, and began to scratch his head and cheeks again, grinning vigorously.

"Okay, old evil!" I said, "It's not good to play too much, don't you just want us to know how dangerous and powerful the things in this incense burner are?" So we can see how good you are, right? Alright! We all know that! And we also admired Master Huang's exquisite skills! That's all right, right? Come on, come on! You continue your wonderful show! With that, we all flashed to the side, clearing the space.

"Hmm... Yes... It's like this..."The old evil branch is hesitant, "To get the things inside, you need a dojo, a magic weapon, and a series of preparations... I'm afraid it's enough to choke here... I can only bring the incense burner back to my coffin shop..."

"Got it!" I said, turned my head and said to Lao Qin: "In this way, Lao Qin, let Master Huang bring the incense burner back to the coffin shop to help you clean it up and then return to Zhao, how about it?" ”

Lao Qin couldn't wait for this, and he couldn't wait to set off firecrackers with joy. "So good! Very good! ”

A thought bubbled in my mind, so I asked the old evil again: "Old evil, that thing in the incense burner is so obedient and obedient to go back with you?" ”

The old evil rolled his eyes, "Tsk... Tut... I can't tell! Good thing you reminded me, right! I'll seal this censer first! After speaking, the old evil looked around, and finally fell on Bai Dun, rubbed his hands, and asked with a smile: "Dun'er!" Do you mind if you ask about your privacy? ”

"Senior brother, what is personal privacy?" Bai Dun was blinded by the old evil and asked stupidly.

"Ahh Let's put it this way... You haven't had a girlfriend yet, have you? The old evil asked with a sly face.

Bai Dun understood this, and his face suddenly turned red like a little apple. Men and women don't kiss or not, the red-eyed old man reminded him that although he was young, he knew something about it.

I slapped the old evil on the back of the head, lowered my voice and scolded him: "What the hell are you putting a stinky fart in front of a child?" ”

The old evil covered the back of his head and said, "I'm just going to make sure he's not... Boy..."

"Does he still need to ask? You knew about the scourge girl when you were so big? You're two hundred and five! "I scolded.

The old evil pursed his mouth, and muttered: "This is not accurate, the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves...", then turned around, cleared his throat, and said to Bai Dun: "Dun'er... You... You pee in this incense burner..."

Bai Dun had just been blushing by him, and his anger had not subsided, and when he heard his senior brother say this, he thought he was teasing him, so he was even more displeased. The little guy has been influenced by the master since he was a child, and the set of etiquette, righteousness and shame is naturally exquisite, seeing that his senior brother is so self-respecting, he held his head high, held his little hands behind his back, and said with a straight face: "Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated!" Forgive me! ”

"Huh...? I said you're starting to mess with it again, aren't you? I don't even dare to obey my brother's words! The old evil lifted his sleeves and blushed at the equator.

I knew that the old evil was going to seal the incense burner with Bai Dun's boy urine, so I walked over and touched Bai Dun's fleshy brain, and whispered: "Bai Dun, just do what your senior brother says, so that you can save the old uncle, understand?" ”

Bai Dun rolled his eyes and asked me, "Really?" ”

I nodded. So the little guy hated the old evil look, climbed on the table and dragged the incense burner in his arms and went out. The old evil took the incense burner and put it on the table.

I looked at the incense burner and said to the old evil with a smile, "Old evil, you can go back later." Yes! ”

The old evil glanced at me, didn't say a word, his palm suddenly lifted, fell to the air above the incense burner, and read: "Amitab, this Buddha, the immeasurable Tianzun... ￥%*&￥#@！ ”

After reading it, he put his hand away, then clapped his hands, and said proudly: "It's done!" After speaking, the incense burner was lifted and tilted slowly, and a circle of us hurriedly retreated to the side, for fear that the child's urine inside would flow out and splash on our trousers. The old evil man tilted the amplitude of the incense burner even more, and we were surprised to find that the boy's urine that should have been poured out did not leak, as if it had escaped gravity.

"High! High! It's really high! I stretched out my thumb and said to the old heresy, "You turn the incense burner over, if the urine still can't pour out, I will take it completely!" ”

With a look of anger on the old evil's face, he raised the incense burner high above his head, and then his hand suddenly flipped over, and the incense burner came to a big drop! Hey! I really can't pour out half a drop... Just when the old evil was on the top of Zhao Ritian's arrogance, a drop of liquid rolled down from the outer wall of the incense burner along the raw ear of the incense burner, and it happened to drip into the mouth of the old evil...

It turned out that the old evil could only seal the child's urine in the incense burner, and he couldn't do anything about the drop that Bai Dun sprinkled on the outer wall of the incense burner. The old evil put the incense burner back on the table, spit out a big mouthful of spit, wiped his mouth and said angrily: "Bai Dun, you rabbit cub, you can't even pee!" Who told you to sprinkle it on the side of the censer? ”

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