Ma Yingming saw that I finally reached the last step to see the corpse, and immediately gritted his teeth and said: "I knew that you were going to play this trick, the corpse was still parked in the open space behind the house, and people were specially protected, I see when you are still hard-mouthed, hum!" ”

As he spoke, he took the lead and led a kind of centaur to the back of the house, and I poked there without moving because I hadn't properly negotiated with black and white impermanence. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Ma Yingming saw that I didn't move, and thought I was afraid, so he laughed and said, "What, scared?" Knowing you're going to be like this. ”

Saying that he ran back to pull me forward, the ghost was not happy, and immediately pushed him away and said: "He won't be afraid, you just do your thing, don't pull and pull like a shrew and affect your image." If he doesn't want to move, I'll carry him on my back. ”

Saying that, let Gu Xiaocui hold my arm and help me move forward slowly, Ma Yingming wanted to say something, but Yu Cheng said: "So many people are staring at him, he can't run away." ”

Saying that Nuzui asked him to lead the way in front, I was helped forward by the two women, seeing that black and white impermanence did not agree to my request, I was a little anxious at the moment, and said: "Two brothers, you will help me this time, you can do whatever you want after the deed?" ”

Hei Wuchang didn't speak, Bai Wuchang thought for a while and said: "I heard that there are cigars in the world, filter cigarettes and other things that are very easy to smoke, a hundred times stronger than the tobacco in the underworld, if you can give us a taste, we will agree to your request." ”

Hei Wuchang also seemed to be looking forward to it, and he nodded quickly when he heard the words. I was stunned, I didn't expect their request to be so simple, and immediately said, "This is easy." But I see that many people in the yang world burn these few things to their dead relatives, you are yin, you can card a lot of cards at will, and you want this and that. Of course, I'm not reluctant to give it to you, if you want it, I'll give you a box, I really can't figure it out? ”

Bai Wuchang said: "If there is anything I don't understand, the underworld implements a point-to-point mode, and whoever burns it will receive it directly, and we don't need to use our hands at all." And although we are officials, we have no real power at all except to guide ghosts to the underworld, so the dead people will not look at us at all, let alone give us these things. So every time we watch them smoke, they can only drool dryly, and they don't smoke a mouthful. ”

It turned out that this was the case, and I finally understood the disgrace of the underworld, and immediately asked, "Then how can I receive these cigarettes and cigars?" Is it okay to just burn it like everyone else? ”

Bai Wuchang shook his head and said, "No, they are related by kinship or blood, and the netherworld receiving system will automatically assign them directly to households according to their relationship." I don't have anything to do with you, so it's more troublesome? ”

"So what?" To be honest, although I have been dead for such a while, the rules of the underworld are still different, and the underworld is still a super fresh and mysterious place for me.

Bai Wuchang said: "You have to set up a card for us, offer us, and then make three incense sticks every morning, noon and evening, for a month in a row, so that the system thinks that we have a relatively close relationship, burn something to us and we can receive it." ”

As soon as he spoke, I couldn't help but scold, and said, ", I have to give you things and treat you like sons, and Lao Tzu is not your father, why do you want to do this." Besides, I don't have to ask you, I'm a ghost, they're human, and they can't help me at all. ”

Black and White Impermanence glanced at each other, and then Bai Impermanence walked up to me and said in a slightly pleading tone: "We also know that you are capable now, and you don't need to beg us. But you will have a great disaster in the next two or three days, and then it may affect the people around you, no matter how great your skills are, you can't take care of them, why don't we make a deal, you or let other people around you provide for us, and we will help you take care of them in return, so that they don't receive a trace of harm, how about it? ”

I really couldn't imagine that there would be any catastrophe in my two or three days, and I was afraid that they would fool me, so I immediately asked the fairy in jade clothes: "Hey, do I really have a catastrophe in the past few days?" ”

The fairy in jade clothes said, "Have you forgotten the task given to you by my sister?" This thing must be earth-shattering, it is basic to be chased and killed all the way, it is normal to be desperate to be chased and killed, it is possible for a family to be unsafe and even the eighteenth generation of ancestors to be made to live in peace, so it is right to let you this girl provide for them, they can't do anything, and it is not a problem to keep the people around you safe. ”

I didn't think that I would be so pitiful, and I would get so much trouble as soon as I appeared, although I don't know how much trouble it is, but it is definitely not a trivial matter to be able to chase and kill the whole city. Just as he was about to scold, the fairy in jade clothes said again: "Don't be angry first, this is a benefit that you can't think of after that." ”

At this time, Yu Perry's other voice said flatteringly: "Absolutely, absolutely, you let my grandson restore his true body, and my grandson is willing to be a cow and a horse for you for a hundred years." ”

I'm not uncommon, who makes cattle and horses for me, I just want to live a good life with the ghost, and said angrily at the moment: "Compared to Nima, Lao Tzu's wife has not done anything, you will do it for me, and I will die." ”

As soon as the words fell, they were silent, probably because this matter was really immoral, and they were embarrassed to argue with me. However, the matter was decided by themselves, and they couldn't change it, so I could only play the cards according to the routine, and held back the evil anger and said to the black and white impermanence: "Okay, I promise you, if you don't take good care of the people around me, be careful that I turn my face." ”

They hurriedly said: "No, no, you are so powerful, how dare we offend you!" ”

I snorted and stopped talking to them at the moment, and the ghost's voice came out of my ears at this time: "Hey, Yu Qingwen, why don't you move?" All of them are waiting for you. ”

I smiled and said, "If you call me husband, I'll move, if you don't call me, I won't die!" ”

Gu Xiaocui probably had never seen a faceless person like me, so she blushed and bowed her head when she heard the words, "It's so meaty!" ”

The ghost said, "Don't scream, I'll ignore you if you do this again." ”

I knew that now was not the time to play, so I walked forward with their support, feeling the arm that was held by Gu Xiaocui's hands and chest with my heart, it felt very soft and elastic, and I couldn't help but feel very happy in my heart, and at the same time, I cherished every minute of Zaiyang.