Chapter Thirty-Four: Joy and Prosperity
I already knew about other people's conspiracy, where did I still use other people's words, it was originally just for show, but when I heard Gu Feidu say this, it seemed that I was afraid of him, grabbed his wrists with both hands, and dragged him murderously in the direction of Ma Yingming. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Seeing this, several deputy mayors who were closely following Ma Yingming's every move hurriedly stopped in front of me and said, "Secretary Yu, don't be impulsive, everything is easy to discuss." ”
As soon as I saw this posture, my heart became even more angry, and I ran to stop my actions, making it clear that I was not right. People talk about my rights and wrongs in front of me, and I'll beat them up. I was about to reach out and push away the bad dog in front of me, and ran over to practice with Ma Yingming, but I heard someone behind me say dissatisfiedly: "Oh, sister, what kind of big star are you talking about?" Why is the quality so poor, like a shrew scolding the street, causing me to run out to see it on a rainy day, it really stains my eyes. ”
As soon as she said this, many people echoed it, and they condemned me, a shrew, for not conforming to their aesthetic habits. I was stunned on the spot, I didn't expect so many people to have opinions when I was so slightly angry, it seems that as a public person, you have to pay attention to your own image.
At that moment, he turned his body around, and made another signature hair-touching action, smiled charmingly at the black group leader, and then said to them in a very bewitching voice: "Dear dear babies, I am deeply sorry for the fright caused to you by the despicable and rude actions just now. I tell you that I am a Chinese with a conscience, a conscience and pure, pure and love you very much! I am the son of the party and the people, don't be afraid of me, if you love me, say it out loud! ”
Several people around me were stunned by my sudden change, Ma Yingming was originally ready to do a big job, but he was also confused by my sudden change for a long time, and then pointed his finger at my back in mid-air, and said with a look of hatred that iron is not steel: "Comrade Feng, look, look, this is completely morally corrupt." Although Ma did not dare to advertise himself as a saint, it was absolutely impossible to work with such a comrade. Old Feng, Comrade Feng, when I go back, I will trouble you to say a few kind words and transfer me away! ”
Hearing this, Old Feng shook his head and said softly, "It was the Murong family who asked him to transfer it down." ”
Ma Yingming's body was shocked when he heard this, and he stopped talking, but just stood beside a few people in the organization department and quietly watched me pretend to be a play.
I walked to the scene of the crowd with unwavering steps, although some of the people who disliked me had already left, but the atmosphere was still quite lively and harmonious. In order to accumulate more popularity, I squinted my eyes as much as I could, pulled the corners of my mouth, showed my white and charming teeth, and then waved at them and said, "Hi! ”
As soon as the signature gesture of a fat brother like me came out, it immediately caused a new round of crazy screams from women, all of whom stretched out their slender or fat palms and waved at me. They either threw their arms and hugged me on the spot, and wanted to dedicate their soft satin bodies to me, or some hugged and kissed me hard, and they didn't stop until they kissed me breathlessly.
But their enthusiasm was stopped by the uncle of the police who maintained order at the scene, and they could only cry and shout while stretching out their hands, hoping that I could shake hands with them and salute them.
Of course, I understand the duties and hardships of the police uncle, and I didn't let them let go of those beauties and wait for me to come. And I'm also a very disciplined person, those people want to touch my hands or body, I don't let them touch them, and when they see their hands about to touch any part of my body, they will cleverly avoid it, and let them go crazy for me to death.
After walking for nearly thirty seconds, I didn't see anyone who looked good enough to shoot, and I was very puzzled. Where are all the beauties of Zhan Guang dead, why can't they see any of them. Thinking of the two beauties who were crazy for me at the beginning, my heart warmed up, and I don't know where they went, I must find them and leave their WeChat or mobile phone numbers, and invite them to have a meal one day, drink a wine and sing a K or something, increase and increase the feelings between each other.
At the moment, my eyes swept in the crowd, and I didn't sweep the two bumps for a long time, but in the crowd, a hair was shoulder-length, her eyes were black and white, and the very watery sister paper was looking at me coldly. I couldn't help but feel my heart beating wildly, although I had never seen her in reality, but I knew that she was the person I was looking for, and waved desperately at her at the moment, and put the other hand on the shoulder of the policeman with an extremely cold expression, and then stepped on their hands holding each other to prevent people from approaching me, and jumped out of the encirclement and squeezed towards the surging crowd.
When the crowd that had been trying to get close to me but couldn't get to me, they thought I was fascinated by their charms, and they all shouted, "Husband, come to me, I love you!" ”
"This way, this way! You're mine, I'm dead to you! ”
"Oh, his teeth are so ugly when he laughs, why did he get so many leeks?"
Someone else said: "Don't get out of the way, he's mine, and I want him to have shit on his teeth!" ”
It doesn't matter what they say, what matters is that they still do it, reaching out and touching me everywhere, and my virgin body is instantly touched by those perverts.
Suddenly, I felt a numbness in my lower body, and someone actually attacked me shamelessly, and then I heard someone shouting in a super exaggerated voice: "Ah Fang, Ah Fang, I touched it, and it was really bigger than the mayor!" ”
I looked at it, and it was actually Cheng Fang and the two who went crazy there first. I was desperate to find them, but I was in no mood at this time, so I just pushed them away with my hand and squeezed in the direction where the person was just now.
Gu Fit seems to have a heart that has gone dark with me, no matter where I go, he will hold an umbrella for me like a fart, and shout at me: "Secretary Yu, Secretary Yu, don't go!" Your influence is too great, it's not good to be exposed by the news media! ”
While looking for the man just now in the crowd, I turned my head sideways and said to him: "I'm afraid of Mao, you tell the person in charge of the press and publication, if any media dares to say bad things about me, I will let him go back to his hometown to farm and retire." ”
Gu Fei smiled hehe, and then said: "This can't be, it's not good to be caught by some people." ”
I didn't bother to pay attention to him, but when I finally saw the person I was looking for in the crowd, I waved my hand and shouted at her, "Ghost, it's you!" As soon as I saw a dead fish face all day long, with an expression like the whole world owed her hundreds of thousands, I knew it was you, hey, the first time you saw me, are you happy? ”
The ghost snorted coldly and said, "Yu Qingwen, you know how to die!" After saying that, he turned his head and ran out of the crowd.
Where am I willing to let her run away, but she is a horse that I have been soaking for more than ten years and has not yet arrived, and immediately shouted loudly: "Ghost, don't run, I came to you so hard, are you so ruthless not to see me?" ”
I didn't see her answer, but I heard countless disdainful answers in my ears: "Such an ugly woman, if you don't see it, you're gone?" Secretary handsome guy, come and hug me, I'm cold! ”
"I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold. I know it's going to be cold when it rains today, so I put on a few extra pairs of bra panties, but I still feel cold, handsome guy, just take pity on the jade and hug me! ”
Seeing that the ghosts ignored me, I was in a state of anguish, and when I was in the mood to pay attention to them, I reached out and slapped away the groping pig hands that were groping on me, and yelled at them, "Get out! Get out of here, my wife is gone, you sluts get out of the ****! ”
As soon as I finished speaking, someone screamed excitedly: "This handsome guy's scolding expression just now is so cool, so manly." I decided to leave everything behind and follow him. ”
As soon as the man's words fell, someone grabbed her hair and scolded: "You slut, what qualifications do you have to abandon everything and follow him, he is mine, he is mine!" ”
When one person moved, the others followed suit, grabbing their hair, dragging their bras, picking up their panties, and using all the moves a woman could think of. A group fight for no reason was staged, I was in no mood to pay attention to them, and said to Gu Feidu, who was still stunned next to me: "Hurry, hurry!" Arrest that crazy woman for me. ”
Gu Fei didn't know who I was talking about for a while, and asked honestly and fearfully: "Secretary Yu, there are so many people at the scene, I don't know which one you want to arrest?" Either arrest them all, and then let the media say on the news tomorrow morning that under the command of the newcomer ******** Yingming, they have successfully stopped a social riot and made an indelible contribution to the harmonious development of our city......"
"Get out!" As soon as I heard what he said, I was furious, pointed to his head and said, "Your brain is in the water, I said to catch the ghost slut back for me, damn, that slut dares to run when she sees me, see if I don't kill her." ”
Gu Fei suddenly realized "oh" and said, "What about these people who fought on the spot?" ”
I looked at the increasingly chaotic crowd and the disappearance of the ghost, annoyed like a dog, waved his hand to him and said: "Regardless of their death, in short, my wife, if you don't catch me back, you just wait to go to ****!" ”
Gu Fei had never seen me lose my temper so much, so he hurriedly took out his mobile phone and dialed a cornet, and said after connecting: "Li Qingyun, where are you now?" immediately went to the compound of the municipal party committee to find Cheng Zhiguang and asked him to bring his daughter Cheng Ling over, and said that he wanted to see them ********. ”
I heard it strangely in my ears and asked, "Who is that, how do you know that my wife's name is Cheng Ling?" ”
Gu Feidu saw that my attitude instantly improved a lot, and immediately showed a baby smile, and said with a smile: "Secretary Yu, it's good if you call me Lao Gu." Her grandfather Cheng Weiwang has been an old colleague with me for decades, Spirit Doll, uh, no, now it should be said that it is Mrs. Yu, I grew up watching her grow up, how can I not know her! Don't worry, she has always been very obedient to me, as long as she comes forward, she will not be able to escape her identity as Mrs. Yu. ”
"Oh!" When I heard this, I suddenly realized, and immediately patted him on the shoulder and said, "No wonder I have an inexplicable sense of intimacy when I first see you, it turns out that you are my wife's relative!" Congratulations, congratulations! ”
Although Gu Fit didn't know what I meant by congratulations, but seeing my face full of spring breeze, he knew that I couldn't be in a bad mood, so he smiled and said with a confused face: "Joy and joy!" ”