Chapter Forty-Nine: The Immortals Fight
I asked, "Did they say they were going to arrest me and shoot me?" ”
The ghost knew that I wanted to kill again, and immediately said, "They didn't offend you, what do you care about them?" ”
I shook her soft little hand and said, "If I don't care about them, they will care about you." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 Info: You're my wife, and you're in a vulnerable position, and they're going to deal with you. No, I'll let them all die before I can rest assured. ”
As he was talking, Ma Yingming ran over from behind like a **** and grabbed my hand, and said excitedly: "Haha, the comrades of the Commission for Discipline Inspection are here, you can't run away." ”
Behind him were Lao Feng of the Organization Department, and behind him were several deputy mayors of Gu Fit and heads of various ministries and commissions.
Soul Wenyan said that she was very worried, although she was not in the officialdom, she also knew what she was here for! I've really made a big fuss, and whether I'm human or not, she's worried about whether I'll be able to solve the problem in front of me well.
I gently patted the back of her hand a few times to show her peace of mind, and then smiled at Ma Yingming, revealing a row of white teeth, and said, "Don't you think you are annoying?" ”
As he spoke, he kicked at him, he was caught off guard, and I kicked him unsteadily and rushed towards me, I took a few steps back, and he fell and ate.
The people present saw that the two masters were fighting, and they could no longer be regarded as invisible, so they were divided into two factions at the moment, one faction went to help Ma Yingming, who fell to the ground for a long time and couldn't move, and the other faction ran over to persuade me not to be so impulsive.
I'm very calm now, where can I be impulsive, seeing that they are going to persuade them, I smiled at them and said: "Don't come to persuade me, I don't want to fight, and even if people want to fight, they can't beat me, it's not interesting at all." I'm going to sleep with my wife, don't stop me, I'll beat anyone who stops me. ”
When the ghost saw what I said so much, he couldn't help but laugh and said, "Yu Qingwen, you just work hard, be careful that people give you little shoes behind your back!" ”
I took her in my arms, kissed her, and said with a smile: "What's the back, give me little shoes to wear now." Didn't they all call the Commission for Discipline Inspection to clean me up? ”
As she spoke, she walked up to Ma Yingming and asked, "I didn't kick you unconscious, did I?" Why don't you call it? You bark, you bark, I haven't heard a dog bark for a long time, you bark twice for me. "After saying that, I used my soul to separate a doppelganger, let him pinch his throat, I have the laws of heaven and earth in my hands, and all kinds of messy skills can barely be applied, this soul clone is just the simplest one, and I will naturally apply it.
His eyes widened angrily, he opened his mouth wide and wanted to scold but couldn't scold a word, people just saw his mouth moving around, but he didn't speak, and thought that he was beaten by me and had cerebral paralysis, so he was so frightened that he hurriedly shouted: "Oh, the mayor has been beaten with polio, call an ambulance." ”
Ma Yingming was so angry that he almost fainted, but he couldn't scold others, so he took all the anger out of me and kicked me fiercely.
I wasn't afraid of his kick, of course, but the crowd behind him was terrified. The mayor was beaten, and they were scolded at most, and this ******** was beaten, and he might lose his official position every minute. Naturally, there is nothing to worry about when I am a member of the Standing Committee, but there are still many people present who are not among the Standing Committee, and I can get rid of them in minutes.
Although I will be killed by the Commission for Discipline Inspection in the next moment, if I am not killed and survive, then their good days will come to an end. So even though they were looking at Ma Yingming in their hearts, they didn't dare to offend me in front of me, seeing that Ma Yingming was going to kick me, they dragged him back, dragged him away a few steps like a dead dog, and let his feet kick in mid-air, and when he calmed down, he put him down, and persuaded him bitterly: "Mayor Ma, don't be impulsive!" ”
I smiled and walked over and said, "I know you want to hit me, and I want to get me off the stage." But do you know what I think, I just like to see you like you want to kill me but can't. ”
Saying that he will take back his soul clone and see how he will react, if it is to scold me, I will gag his mouth and not let him speak, if it is just to express his angry heart, then let him express it hard.
A **** like him is not at the same level as me at all, and he still wants to fight with me, I Yu Qingwen has at least a thousand ways to let him get out of Zhan Guang City.
The ghost listened to it funny, and couldn't help but say again: "Yu Qingwen, you know how to die!" ”
I twisted my head and smiled at her: "I have the capital to die, unlike a certain ****, I don't know how many pounds and taels I have, so I dare to fight with me." He thought he had someone in the Commission for Discipline Inspection who could get rid of me, but he didn't know that this was a stupid idea, right, ****? As he spoke, he turned his head and smiled at Ma Yingming, looking very bad.
Ma Yingming couldn't stand my provocation, and he was about to beat me when he struggled, I knew that he couldn't hit me, so he leaned his head over and said, "If you want to beat me, come and beat me, beat me to death!" ”
Ma Ying wanted to vomit blood angrily, wanted to hit my hand but was held down by the colleagues around him, wanted to lift my feet but was not long enough, wanted to scold and ...... Hey, I can scold this time, and I roared at the moment: "**** ......"
I knew that the word "fuck" would inevitably be followed by unsightly words such as "your mother" and "your father", and at the moment I pinched his neck with my soul clone to prevent him from speaking, and said with a smile: "Lao Tzu, you want to fuck a big man, if you change to a woman, you can still do it." What a beast! With the mind of a beast like you, I don't know how to become a mayor? I don't want to, I asked the comrades of the Commission for Discipline Inspection to check on you, a dog official, to see how much money you spent and how many connections you had to climb to this position? ”
As he spoke, he let the doppelganger let go of his neck and let him plead his case to see how far he could go. As soon as Ma Yingming felt that his throat was not blocked, he opened his mouth and said: "I don't, you are not qualified to let the Commission for Discipline Inspection investigate me!" ”
I snorted coldly and said, "I'm not qualified for anyone, is Ma Yingming you?" Do you know that speaking to me like this is a crime, and in ancient times, it was to destroy the nine tribes. Fortunately, you live in modern times, otherwise your three aunts, six grandmothers, and grandparents would all be dragged and shot. ”
As he spoke, he swept the people present and said to them: "Which one is the secretary of the Commission for Discipline Inspection and the president of the procuratorate, immediately call someone to drag me out to check his style, and if there is no problem, he will create a problem for me and drive him out of Zhan Guang." ”
Before the discipline officer and the procuratorate could react, Ma Yingming jumped up and shouted: "I don't have a problem with my style, you will be punished by God for deliberately framing state officials, and you will be punished by law." ”
I approached him and said to him, "I just deliberately framed you, what, you don't accept it, you don't accept it, you come to bite me." ”
As he spoke, he leaned his face forward a little more and asked him to bite me. The soul clone has already controlled his body, so that he can't move for half a minute, so even if someone deliberately makes it bad and deliberately doesn't catch his body, I won't be hurt at all.
Sure enough, as soon as I said this, his body seemed to break free from the restraints and rushed towards me, despite my early defense, his body only moved forward for a minute and could no longer move, so he could only scold loudly: "You...... You...... ......I knew that he was going to scold me for dying, so I asked the soul clone to choke him by the neck to make it difficult for him to breathe, so that he would not let him scold me.
The person on the left who deliberately let go of Ma Yingming obviously didn't expect that it would be such a result, let alone that there was a ghost doing something wrong, he was stunned for a moment, and just hurriedly took his hand and said: "Mayor Ma, don't be angry, it's all a family, why bother!" ”
Suddenly, seeing Ma Yingming's face flushed and purple, he had difficulty breathing, and he was startled and shouted, "Mayor Ma, what's wrong with you?" Doctors, ambulances, first responders, come on, Mayor Ma is estimated to have an acute heart attack, come on! ”
Although this condition does not look like an acute heart attack, his medical level is limited, and he can only say how serious it is, so that it is convenient for people to arrange first aid.
Although Ma Yingwen didn't know what was wrong with him, he knew that it was definitely not a heart attack, he was in good health and could kill a few tigers, how could he have a heart attack, and he wanted to correct it, but he had no choice but to say a word as if his neck was choked.
I can only kick my angry eyes, so that the person doesn't talk nonsense, let alone scream, his body is so good that it is impossible to be sick at all, and now he is just so angry that he can't speak, and he will be fine soon.
At this time, he decided that it was impossible to leave the scene, and he wanted to wait for the provincial discipline inspection commission to come down, and see with his own eyes the scene of me being taken away by the discipline inspection committee in frustration or crying, and relieve the evil anger in his heart.
But he didn't know that such a situation would never happen, because I was a ghost, and I showed my original form every minute to make them scared that they didn't know me, and then calmly left the place where this stupid person came to live and went to Zhong Kui's realm.
So I knew that his mind was deliberately not exposed, and I spent time with him, waiting for the arrival of the people from the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection, and then let him see who could cover the sky with one hand here.
I'm afraid I'll be pinched for too long, so I'll strangle him to death, so let the soul clone let him go right now. Then he said to the crowd present: "Isn't it very bad for me to do this, if I am bitten by Ma Yingming's mad dog, will you clap your hands?" ”
When I asked me like this, the people present all looked at each other and didn't know how to answer, only the ghost snickered and said, "If it were me, I would have beaten you to death, no one in the whole world except you is so badly beaten!" ”