Associate Professor, Wuxi University: Ax Frame (16)

The guest house of the period and the guest house of the present time are completely different concepts. www.biquge.info Nowadays, the guest house has become synonymous with cheap hotels, as long as you can show your ID card, you can pay a few tens of yuan to stay for a night, it is more reflected in the commercial value, and the guest house can make money. The guest house during this period can be very different, it is the "management department" of a country, and it is the best embodiment of the household registration management system. If you want to stay overnight, you can only stay in a guest house, but before you live, you must have a letter of introduction from the unit to prove that you are here to do business. Otherwise, even if you give a few hundred or thousands of yuan, the people in the guest house will not take you seriously, the guest house is opened by the state, and the primary purpose is not to make money, but to manage household registration. The letter of introduction said that so-and-so came to Wu Xi for three days on business and needed to stay for two nights, and the guest house would only give you two days, and he would get out immediately on the third day. Some people may ask: what if you want to live in a guest house if you are going to visit relatives? That's okay, but you still have to have a letter of introduction, and the owner has to go to the street where you are located to apply for a certificate, saying that I have a relative who came to my house to play for two days, and the family is small, so I have no choice but to live in a guest house. The street is certified by the police station (you must have a police station to prove what your relative is like?) Whether it's a man or a woman, whether it's old or young, it's not that if you just open your mouth and say anything about your relatives, people will believe you, you have to have a verification from the police station, and you have to get a letter of introduction from the police station) The street will give you a letter of introduction, and then you take the letter of introduction and take your relatives to the guest house. The guest house is also more "bull fork", you say you want to live, you can arrange a room, arrange what room to live in, if you are lucky, you will be arranged to a standard room for two people, and if you are unlucky, you will be arranged to a room for six people. There's no room for picking. And in terms of cost, it is really cheap. State-run guest houses, not for the purpose of making money, are usually one-twenty-fortieth of an individual's salary. What do you mean? If you earn 5,000 yuan a month now, then it only costs more than 20 yuan a night to open a room. Cheap enough!

The Red Guards came to the guest house with five stinky old nines. Your Red Guards are arrogant and arrogant, and you have to implement the rules set by Chairman Mao. The two little girls in the guest house shouted: "Chairman Mao instructed us: the work of the guest house is a sacred work, and anyone must issue a letter of introduction to move in!" God knows that Chairman Mao will say such things, but if you add "Chairman Mao knows and guides us", everyone will be in awe. At this time, where do you ask the Red Guards to open a letter of introduction, the "dog" is simple-minded again, and turns to the other Red Guards and says, "Why don't you ...... Why don't we go back to the command and execute them today? ”

Seeing that the "dog" was so naΓ―ve, the Red Guards couldn't help but look down on him in their hearts, but they still politely persuaded him: "Dog, we have already said enough on the command platform just now, and we will execute it tomorrow, if you execute it today, isn't it ridiculous and generous!" When the "dog" heard this, he felt that this was right, but he really had no opinion, and he just said embarrassedly: "That...... Then this guest house is not allowed to live! ”

"Dog, you're too worried, it's not that the guest house won't let you live, but that there is no letter of introduction. Can you get this letter of introduction? The Red Guard, who was "found in conscience," asked:

"Yes, yes, but it's a little difficult now, after all, it's night, and those cadres in the street have gone home......" Before the "dog" finished speaking, the Red Guard, who "found out in conscience", patted the back of the "dog" and said, "Isn't this enough...... It's up to me, what about the candy you got during the day? Give me a little ......."

When the "dog" saw that the Red Guards who had "discovered their conscience" asked for candy at this time, he immediately felt that the Red Guards who had "discovered their conscience" were a little unreliable: "Hey...... We're here to stay at the guest house, is it interesting for you to think about the candy at this time? ”

"What a mess! Hurry up and give me the sugar, I'll be useful! The Red Guard, who had "discovered his conscience", saw that the "dog" was becoming more and more mentally retarded when he spoke, and hurriedly demanded with righteous words:

Seeing that his face was grim, the "dog" did not dare to be careless, so he called the Red Guard who had taken the roll call earlier, took out a handful of candy from his pocket and stuffed it to the Red Guard who had "discovered his conscience". I saw that he took the candy, and handed it to the two little girls in the guest house with a smile and said: "We are strictly following Chairman Mao's instructions today to crack down on the persecution of proletarian elements, and it is a little late to carry out the task, you see, the five stinky old nine who were inserted with white cards are the fruits of our battle today, in order not to let the victory of the revolution go to waste, I hope that you can selflessly dedicate yourself to the hospitality, this letter of introduction will be made up for you tomorrow, this candy is to let you two share the fruits of victory in the battle with us!" ”

This "letter of introduction" is originally a kind of thing that can be operated manually, for example, there is an urgent matter at home, relatives come overnight, and they can't prepare a "letter of introduction", and there is still a precedent for checking in first and then making up the ticket. Now not only the words of the Red Guards who "found their conscience" are righteous and awe-inspiring, but more importantly, the candies in front of them are really enough temptation for girls during the **** period. One of the girls swallowed and said to the "dog": "Let me ask you: Did you just say that you can make up the 'letter of introduction' tomorrow?" ”

When the "dog" saw that the candy trick used by the Red Guards who "discovered their conscience" worked, he was overjoyed, and hurriedly promised the waiter: "We are all Chairman Mao's guards, can we deceive people?" If you say that you will have a letter of introduction tomorrow, then you will have a letter of introduction tomorrow! When the two waitresses heard this, they hurriedly divided the candy on the table into two parts, and each stuffed it into their own bags, and then a waiter walked out of the service desk with a bunch of keys, and led the way in front of him: "You fourteen people, arrange two six-person rooms and one two-person room for you, and I will hang this fee directly to the unit that opened the letter of introduction, no problem, right?" ”

"No problem!" The "dog" immediately arranged a place to live: he shared a two-person room with the Red Guards who "discovered his conscience", and the five stinky old nine were divided into two groups, and he and the other seven Red Guards lived in two six-person rooms.

(Editor's note: The so-called hanging account is the greatest benefit of socialism.) Here's an example of medical care. Before the implementation of China's medical reform, when workers went to the hospital to see a doctor, they only needed to show their work card, and the hospital would treat you, and the expenses incurred would be directly linked to the worker's unit, and the unit would settle directly with the hospital. οΌ‰