Chapter 8: Seek more blessings for yourself
Chapter 8: Seek more blessings for yourself
Time passed, half a year was actually very short, Du Xiao was arranged by the abbot of the dream to stay in the Shaolin Temple, naturally he was treated as a guest, he did not pay special attention to some news from the outside world, as if he was in the Shaolin Temple, living a secluded life. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Occasionally chatting with the abbot of the dream relics, if it was just a Buddhist principle, it is estimated that Du Xiao would have been defeated by the scriptures and wooden fish in the Shaolin Temple, but fortunately, the abbot of the dream relics knows a lot of mundane things in the world, and the two of them chatted about the world, so there was no obvious barrier.
However, the abbot of the dream relics has been really boring in recent years, Du Xiao has accompanied him from the beginning to play tic-tac-toe through three levels, backgammon, Go, and has been playing chess until now, these pastimes were originally Du Xiao's usual boring play on a certain platform on the Internet, and his level is at most an amateur level.
The abbot of the dream relic's chess skills are even more amazing, within half a year, he has not even won a chessboard Du Xiao, and he has not yet understood many rules, and often makes a farce like crossing the river, not even an amateur level, he has to fight to the death with Du Xiao, and every time he only ends up in a fiasco, Du Xiao wants to be ashamed of him.
Du Xiao won a very low-key every time, without intentionally publicizing it, and also encouraged the abbot of the dream relics to make persistent efforts, and soon he would be able to surpass him, and the abbot of the dream relics greatly appreciated Du Xiao's behavior, and he was not arrogant or discouraged when he was victorious.
But only Du Xiao knew in his heart that he didn't dare to publicize that he had won the abbot, he had lived in Shaolin Temple for half a year, and he had seen some cases of secretly saying bad things about the abbot of the dream behind his back, and he slapped him on the wall, and there seemed to be thousands of grass and mud horses galloping past in Shaolin Temple in his heart.
With his mortal body that has not been exercised, it is estimated that if the abbot of the dream relic falls on him with an iron sand palm, he may die, which is careless. After a few days of repeated speculation about the abbot's mind, I came to the conclusion that on the chessboard, you can win against the abbot, but you must win in a low-key manner, and praise him for his progress in chess, otherwise, the result is as you know.
Half a year later, according to the normal plot, Stephen Zhou should go to the Chinese Culinary Training Institute to practice his ignorant cooking skills, in order to regain everything he lost in the God of Food Competition.
But the original plot is because Tang Niu sent a killer to assassinate Stephen Zhou in the mainland, and after being rescued by a turkey by mistake, he fell down the valley and was rescued by the abbot of the dream relic.
And after Tang Niu and Da Xingfu were threatened by Du Xiao before, they shouldn't have carried out some radical actions against Stephen Zhou and the New Tang Dynasty Group, if so, will he never find the Chinese Culinary Training Institute, and he will not have a chance to be the god of food, so he can't return to the real world?!
Du Xiao didn't expect that his impulse at the beginning would cause such a big butterfly effect, no, he had to let Stephen Zhou find Songshan Shaolin Temple.
"Oh no, Lord Abbot, Lord Abbot." Xiao Mijie said breathlessly, he couldn't finish a sentence at all, Du Xiao sounded a little familiar, this is not the sentence that Bajie always shouts, it's not good, master, master, he was captured by a monster.
"Xiao Mijie, you say slowly, drink saliva first, don't swallow, what's wrong with the abbot?" Du Xiao handed a glass of water to Xiao Mijie, who took a deep sip and calmed down his breath before he said slowly.
"Lord Abbot, he rescued a man on the mountain, but he was seriously injured and probably won't survive."
Saved someone? Seriously injured? Could it be Stephen Chow? Shouldn't the plot have changed, forget it, just witness it with your own eyes. "Let's go, Xiao Mijie, take me to the abbot."
In the house, the person saved by the abbot was Stephen Zhou, his body was covered with scars, and there was obviously a bullet abrasion on his left arm, no need to guess, Du Xiao also knew who did all this, Du Xiao's fists were tightened, these bastards, for their own selfish interests, really don't take human life seriously?
"Master Abbot, this person is my friend, can you cure him?" Du Xiao was a little worried about Stephen Zhou's situation, because his current appearance was even more seriously injured than in the movie.
"Saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, since he was discovered by Lao Wei, Lao Wei will do his best to save him, but I didn't expect this person to have a certain fate with Du Shizhu." The character of the abbot of the dream relics is naturally good, and when he heard that he personally promised to save Stephen Zhou, Du Xiao's heart was also released.
"The injuries on this donor's body are fine, but his body was scratched by the poison vine of the mountain, and his body was highly poisonous, but the poison on his body has been expelled by the old man for seven or eight points, and when I suck out the last bit of poison on his body, I will not worry about my life." After that, the abbot of the dream relict lay down on Stephen Zhou's body, intending to take off his pants and help him take drugs.
Of course, Du Xiao knew this scene, and thought it was funny at the time, but what he saw in person, it was an indescribable embarrassment, Du Xiao walked out of the house directly, not wanting to see this filthy scene again.
Just as the abbot of the dream was about to take off Stephen Zhou's pants, he woke up, and saw that a monk in a robe was actually about to take off his pants, and quickly pulled his pants to prevent him from succeeding. "What do you want to do?"
"Don't move, the poison on your body is only here, and when I suck it out, it'll be fine, if you let it flow to your Baihui acupoint, you will die." With that, he planned to continue to take off his pants.
As a man, how could Stephen Zhou tolerate a monk taking his pants off? And also want to suck yourself. In a fit of rage, he directly pushed the abbot of the dream away with his hand and scolded. "You go away, I don't need to."
The abbot of the dream relic looked aggrieved and angry, but he didn't have a seizure, but just said in a deep voice. "Since the donor doesn't want me to suck it, I won't force you." Then it floated out of the room like a ghost.
A young monk ran into the house and accused Stephen Zhou of being stingy with the abbot when a catastrophe was coming. Then he was hit by the abbot of the dream relic, and he was hit by a flying iron sand palm, bleeding from seven holes, and his life and death were unknown.
"I hate it when people speak ill of me behind my back." The abbot of the Dream Relic floated away ghostly again.
"Looks like you're in good spirits." After the abbot of the dream left, Du Xiao entered the room, looked at Stephen Zhou, who had completely woken up, and teased.
"Du Xiao? Why are you here, didn't you say to go back to the mainland to deal with things? We've been asking you for a long time, but there's no response, and we thought you were deliberately missing. Stephen Zhou was very emotional when he saw Du Xiao here, after all, they were once brothers who worked together.
"Don't get excited, after I went back to the mainland to deal with things, I came to visit the Songshan Shaolin Temple here half a year ago, and then I had a good conversation with the abbot, so I lived here for a while. You know, there's no news circulating in the mountains. ”
"Oh? Well, it's good that you're okay. But to hear you say that, the abbot master here seems to be good. ”
"Well, it's good, but you just ran away." Du Xiao couldn't bear to tell him the truth.
"Ahh The one just now is the abbot master, so I don't blame the good guy. Stephen Zhou was a little incredulous, the monk who looked a little obscene just now was actually the abbot master of Shaolin Temple, and he was driven away by himself.
Du Xiao patted Stephen Zhou's shoulder and said helplessly. "If I offend the abbot of the Dream Relic, I can only ask you for more blessings, brother." Then he turned to leave, leaving Stephen Chow, stunned and covered in cold sweat.