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Although it is carried out according to the plot of Journey to the West, the more the plot collapses, according to the reason, it should be the demon monkey pretending to deceive Tang Xuanzang, and then ran out of the Five Elements Mountain, stripping Tang Xuanzang's hair in minutes, making him a bloody bald donkey.

But so.

The demon monkey didn't deceive Tang Xuanzang, and he didn't even want to get out of the Five Elements Mountain, and finally Tang Xuanzang pulled and pushed him hard.

When Lin Hao saw this scene, he also knew that the two masters and apprentices were ready to go on the road.

According to the agreement with Jin Chanzi, his original memory was restored.

On the Five Elements Mountain, Tang Xuanzang was covered in a sudden burst, and he was full of excitement, like a tube, and then shot in seconds......

As the saying goes, masturbation before. Lewd. Like a demon, after masturbating like a Buddha.

Tang Xuanzang really has a little bit of the appearance of a monk.

"Master?" Sun Wukong's eyes fell on Tang Xuanzang's body, and a second ago he also preached that he would accompany him to the west to learn scriptures and purify all sentient beings, what a huge ambition this is.

It resonated with his compassionate heart, he was kind by nature, and he wanted to repent even more when he was pressed down the Five Elements Mountain, isn't this an opportunity?

There is no Zhu Bajie, there is no sand monk, only Tang Seng and Sun Wukong, oh, maybe a white horse has to be added.

"Fuck it, Wukong, get some wine for the teacher."

The road to the west is extremely long, and mana cannot be used, otherwise with Tang Xuanzang recovering the memory and mana of the golden cicada, he would have flown to Lingshan with a grunt.

"Master, monks can't drink alcohol."

"So much nonsense, are you going?" Tang Seng looked at the demon monkey, rolled up his sleeves, and his face was full of anger.

The demon monkey trembled all over, and looked at Tang Seng, how did the master's personality become so rude?

When I was released from the Five Elements Mountain, wasn't that the case?

But he was afraid that Tang Seng would give him such a punch, so he could only run to find wine with a whimper.

Lin Hao sat in the pawnshop, the personalities of Sun Wukong and Tang Seng have changed dramatically, he has long been full of interest, and now he is sitting on the pawnshop stool, sipping tea, and slowly looking at the big screen in front of him.

Beside Lin Hao, the snow girl with her own air-conditioning system also looked interested, holding popcorn in her arms, and from time to time using mana to condense into ice and put it into a Coke, and have an iced Coke.

"This Tang monk is so vulgar, he is a high monk in Lingshan, and he actually ran to prostitute while Sun Wukong was asleep!"

"Wow, Flower Monk and Flower Wine?"

"Stinky and shameless!"

Snow Girl grabbed a handful of popcorn and threw it at the big screen, her face full of anger.

Lin Hao shook his head helplessly, ignoring the Snow Girl's movements, still looking at the screen, like a big movie.

It's night.

Tang Seng looked at the sleeping Sun Wukong, and tiptoed outside, like a thief, but as soon as he walked out of the door, he saw Sun Wukong standing at the door.

"Master, it's so late, where are you going?" Sun Wukong's eyes looked at Tang Seng tightly.

Tang Seng smiled, put one hand on Sun Wukong's body, and said: "Disciple, food, sex, and sex." Benevolence, inner also, non-outer also. Righteousness, outside, not inside. ”

This means that this is a problem of two lives, one life and one sex, and the so-called diet is equal to the problem of people's livelihood. What is a matter of well-being for men and women, and it is a bad habit to go against natural phenomena, even if I am a Buddha, I have to follow it, right? ”

Crooked!

Sun Wukong looked at Tang Seng with blazing eyes, clenched the golden hoop stick, and said, "Master, you are honest, are you going to drink flower wine behind my back again?" ”

"Wukong, you misunderstood." Tang Seng shook his head and said with a compassionate face: "I am going to rescue them, the Buddha said, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell." ”

"!"

Seeing that Sun Wukong obviously didn't want to get out of the way, Tang Seng could only shrug his shoulders helplessly, don't look at Sun Wukong is a demon monkey, the original Monkey King, if he uses the mana of the golden cicada, it is not certain who will win and who will lose.

However, it didn't work out this time, so let's do it next time.

There is no Sha Seng and Zhu Bajie, but it doesn't seem to affect their learning from the West, but Tang Seng's inattention and Sun Wukong's compassion make people look weird.

On the way, Tang Seng ran to the place where the demonic spirit was rampant, which made Sun Wukong extremely helpless, aren't you afraid of being used as food by monsters?

"Master, this monster, I can't do it......" Sun Wukong looked at the little demon in front of him who was dying and was about to braid, and said.

Tang Seng rolled his eyes, pointed at Sun Wukong and shouted: "You stupid X, he is going to eat as a teacher, why can't you do it?" Aren't you going to go down with a stick? ”

Tang Seng sat on the white horse, with a look of hatred that iron is not made of steel, rolled up his sleeves, and couldn't wait to play in person.

Sun Wukong didn't know that Tang Seng had recovered his mana, he always thought that Tang Seng was not powerful, otherwise, he was afraid that he would go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, and he would have nothing to do with him.

Tang Seng could only shake his head helplessly, looked at Sun Wukong, who was like a girl, and asked, "Where did you run away with that ruthlessness that made a lot of trouble in heaven back then?" ”

When Sun Wukong heard this, he looked aggrieved, he didn't do anything, at most, when he was guarding the peach orchard, he set the time for the seven fairies for a while, and when he was at the banquet, he was a little longer.

"I didn't make a big fuss about the Heavenly Palace back then, I didn't go to heaven as an official, I thought, anyway, the Peach Festival didn't have anything to do with me, just wandering around in the heavenly court, who knows......"

"Who knew that the unobtrusive Taishang Laojun was alchemizing, Master, you comment, he will also refine the alchemy, and his courage is a little smaller, after I appeared, he was startled, and then the gossip furnace collapsed, I didn't have the old boy's popularity, and I carried the black cauldron!"

Sun Wukong pursed his lips and said: "Then if you come to the ground, you don't ask the reason, you don't investigate, and you directly press me under the Five Elements Mountain, what can I do?" ”

As soon as Tang Seng heard the name of Rulai, as the second disciple of Rulai, the dignified Lingshan Golden Cicada, and the No. 1 person in the Three Realms, his face was full of contempt, he raised his middle finger, and said: "Stupid one." ”

Well?

Sun Wukong's eyes widened, didn't this master take the wrong medicine?

Although he belonged to the monster before, but now he has converted to Buddhism, his face suddenly showed displeasure, and he said: "Master, how can you slander the Buddha, Sister Guanyin asked me to look at you, I can't let you mess around, you can't insult my ancestor like this." ”

Burst.

Tang Seng smiled, shrugged his shoulders, hit the reins, shook his head helplessly, and rode away.

"Master, can you still fight this monster?"

"Whoever likes to fight, Lao Tzu will go first!"