Chapter 18: Mending the Body
I definitely don't want to be a woman, but the time to be a man is too short, and I definitely don't want to stay in the underworld for a moment until I get the ghost for the first time. The pen and fun www.biquge.info thought about it, and finally gritted his teeth and decided to use a man's body.
Zimu Gui knew what I was thinking when he saw my cold gaze, and smiled slightly: "Since you have made a decision, let's act." As he spoke, he handed over the pill in his hand.
When the pill arrived, I lost the enthusiasm I had before, what can I do if I go to the yang world for three days, purely to travel to the world, I can't get any benefits except tourism. The lack of interest took the pill from her palm, which looked very tender, but was actually very rough, and ate the pill without blinking her eyes.
I originally thought that my body would undergo miraculous changes after taking the pill, but I didn't expect that after waiting for a long time, there would be no hair. I couldn't help but ask curiously, "Hey, why didn't you react at all?" ”
Zimugui didn't know what he was thinking in his heart, and when he heard me ask, he turned his head and showed a pair of surprised eyes under his shaking bangs: "Reaction, what reaction?" ”
"Huh!" I was frightened by her surprised expression, and it took a long time to say: "According to the plot of the novel, isn't it that after eating the refined pill, you will have chest tightness and shortness of breath, your little face will be red, tear your clothes and find a girl to vent, and then your skills will be upgraded a few levels?" ”
Zimu glanced at me and said, "Rippling your sister, do you think it's eating ****, do you have that kind of reaction?" ”
"What's the reaction?" I was unwilling to take the miraculous-sounding elixir and I didn't have a hair reaction after eating it, so I couldn't help but chase after it.
"Nope. Hurry up and get on that corpse, otherwise you won't be able to get on when the others come? As she spoke, she stretched out her hand and pushed me, and she pushed me into the body in the mud.
The moment the ghost entered the body, I felt that I no longer had the same lightness and dexterity as before, in exchange for incomparable heaviness and numbness. It was as if I had been crushed by a heavy object for thousands of years, and it was very difficult to move my fingers.
I wanted to shout but shouted out, but as soon as I opened my mouth, the sewage left in the lake poured straight into my mouth, choking me and making me very uncomfortable.
Zimugui smiled and pulled me up from the mud and said, "Why are you so stupid, you won't pick up someone's corpse and go up again." Not to mention that the whole body is dirty, and I drank so much dirty water, as if I was wronged. ”
Looking at her smiling face into the tofu dregs, I can't wait to spray all the sludge water in my mouth on her face, like her who doesn't know that loving the motherland and loving the people is a waste of the country's resources and people's food in this universe.
But I don't remember the villain, I just glared at her viciously for a dozen times, and then said "Count you ruthless" and didn't give any important instructions. It's not that I don't want to retaliate against her more severely, it's really that my whole body is sore, let alone doing it, I feel sour when I move my mouth to say a few words.
With a smile, he raised the bottle in his hand above his head and poured the water in the bottle towards me. She's taller than me, so it's not difficult to do this at all.
I was defenseless, my nose was sour and my throat was itchy from the water coming down from my head, and I couldn't help coughing. This small cough is nothing, the most serious thing is that the water in her bottle is the lake water just now, mixed with countless large and small fish, shrimp and crabs, which contains a strong fishy smell of fish, shrimp and crabs, which makes people want to die when they smell it.
After persisting like this for more than ten minutes, I woke up from my drowsiness, and saw Zimugui reaching out to unbutton my clothes, and instinctively reacted to let me cover my chest and take a few steps back, looking like I was about to be sexually assaulted, my round eyes widened, and I asked very scaredly: "You...... You...... You...... What do you want? ”
She looked at my expression, gave me a blank look, and sneered: "You just do it hard, now don't clean every inch of your body, go back to the yang world, a birthmark and a big mole over there." ”
I was so frightened by her that I didn't dare to move, so I stood up straight and obediently asked her to take off my clothes and continue to rinse me. It wasn't until every part of her body was rinsed clean that she put away the bottle in her hand, took a few steps back, and carefully looked at my whole body, and then said: "Your body has been soaked in water for too long, and many places have been gnawed off by fish and shrimp, and you have to repair it before you can put it into the yang world to continue to use." ”
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and grabbed a red carp that had been poured into the lake, put it in his mouth and chewed it to dissolve and rot, like mush. Seeing where my body was broken, she pinched out a piece of fish paste with her fingers and made it up, and after repairing it for a long time, she finally completed my incomplete body, and finally she took a few steps back and blew on me in the air, and my body merged with those fish paste, and I couldn't tell that it was a mutilated corpse that had been repaired.
Looking at her very satisfied eyes, I knew that it was done. I touched my body with my hands, and although I didn't feel any flaws, I always felt a fishy smell on my body that was difficult to remove, and I wanted to resist, but I thought that my body could only be used for three days. Even if the rebellion yielded results, it would not be of much use.
Thinking about this, he walked towards her. This was the first time since I died that I walked with a substantial body, and it felt like a dress that was one size bigger, swaying and uncomfortable to use.
And when I left, the thing below also dangled around, which was very unelegant. At that moment, he turned around again, and went to find the clothes that had been taken off just now.
Zi Mugui watched me bend down to pick up my clothes, and said, "I really didn't think you would be shy." ”
I didn't bother to pay attention to her, picked up my pants and was about to wear them, but she was like a ghost, she appeared in front of me without seeing her body move, reached out and patted off the underwear in my hand and said: "When people come, they come and go, and when they go, they go naked, what do you want to do when you go to the world with your clothes on?" ”
I don't know what I can do here to wear clothes to the yang world, but I know that it is inappropriate not to wear clothes, thinking of the sick sentence in her words, I immediately jumped up and shouted: "You said that going naked is to let me reincarnate in the world, right, if so, I can't even learn to eat milk in three days, let me blow up and suppress Sun Dasheng Wuzhi Mountain, you are a brain-dead." ”
She didn't expect me to scold her for being brain-dead at this time, her face turned cold at the moment, she punched me in the chest, waved her sleeves and fanned me five feet away, and said coldly: "Get out!" ”