After coming out of Wangcun, the old evil kept looking down at his broom-like pants and sighed, scolding: It's a dog. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

I said, "You're worth it, but you've touched someone's big girl's hand for so long." ”

The old evil said: "Fuck it, I just grabbed it in a hurry and touched it, the more I touched it, the more wrong it became, why are the big girl's hands so fucking rough?" It's not scientific, so I looked down suspiciously, and it turned out that what I was holding in my hand was the hand of the fat girl next to me who was at least two or three hundred pounds, and he was smiling at me, and the oil was about to come out..."

Bai Dun and I laughed, and the three of us walked along the bluestone road all the way west, towards the depths of the mountain.

After two days of trekking through the deserted mountains and forests, when we crossed a mountain again out of breath, a small town was sprinkled like a grain of salt with white flowers scattered among the green valleys.

The old evil is overjoyed: "This can finally see people!" ”

Bai Dun and I turned to him and glared at him, and said in our hearts: We are not human? Then looking at the old evil's salivating hunger and thirst, I understood in seconds, Ya Ting meant that I could finally see a woman...

So, the pig that had been locked up for two years suddenly turned over and ran down the mountain.

I thought that the old evil came into town for the sake of the flower girl, but the truth is that I am too superficial and blame others.

I saw Ya Ting into a street full of wooden houses, and when people asked where the toilet was?

It turned out that in the past two days in the mountains, we have eaten dry food prepared by Lao Cuitou, and the taste is naturally not very good, so we can only try to be full, which is nothing, after all, it is not a nobleman, and it is not so particular. The key is that when I pull, I know that the name of the dry food thing is too connotative. Several times I heard the old evil roaring in the grass, which made me and the little guy tremble and think that some monster had been killed.

Bai Dun and I pinched our noses and waited stupidly outside the toilet.

It was probably less than an hour before the old evil came out with a look of complete success.

As soon as Ya got out of the toilet, he saw a woman walking towards him, her face was gloomy, and she looked at Ya Ting with a dead and perverted look, and then the woman walked in with something muttering something in her mouth.

The old evil looked back at the woman's back and complained to us: "Hey! Why do you think the people in this town are so unqualified? If you're not hospitable, forget it, and discriminate against me, I recruited her to provoke her? ”

Bai Dun and I were invariably speechless, pinching our noses with one hand and pointing at the word "female" with the elegant handwriting on the toilet with the other.

Then we found a noodle restaurant along the streets of quaint and old wooden houses, and after eating a total of six bowls of beef noodles, Lao Xie asked the noodle shop owner while burping, is there a hotel nearby?

It's just such a sentence, Ya Ting didn't say it for a long time, just said a word or two is a burp interruption, so repeated non-stop, the sense of rhythm is as strong as a fucking black rap god.

Bai Dun and I squinted at the sweaty old man, and said in my heart: Who the let you eat four bowls alone?

After asking about the hotel, we turned the corner and climbed the long stone steps, and saw a few crooked Chinese characters and English written on a shabby gray cloth that had been baptized by the wind and rain: Rizhen Hotel.

Suddenly, my little friend and I were stunned.

I asked the old evil what do you think?

Old heresy: The people in their town are really good at playing! Fortunately, I have studied Cambridge for two years, and I miss: Rizhen... hello？ What kind of plane did this Nima make? Who the knows you're a hostel if you don't know English?

So, my little buddy and I were shocked again...

With that, the three of them walked into the Rizhen Hotel.

The hotel is a two-storey bungalow with a concrete structure, which looks very high-end and elegant in the middle of the civil structure houses next to it. When I came to the counter, I saw a middle-aged man in his forties standing inside, who was running around and was oily and slippery, and it should be the innkeeper. The boss looked at us in the dust, and said lukewarmly: "What room do you want for the three of you?" ”

The old evil looked like I wasn't paying for it anyway, and I was afraid of an egg, so he pretended to say, "What kind of rooms do you have in this store?" ”

The boss said: "Looking at the appearance of the three, it must also be the path of our town, I suggest you live in the presidential suite!" ”

I almost didn't get scared of peeing with the old evil, and hurriedly looked at the decoration and layout of the hotel hall, this Nima is simply an ordinary township hotel! And the Presidential Suite?

So, the two of us squinted at each other, and we heard the old evil mouth like shouting a/chin, and said in a vague whisper: "The boss is pretending to be unexaggerated and unpretentious, and I am embarrassed to say that I am a person in this way..."

"Boss, except for this... Presidential Suite, are there any lower-grade rooms? I asked.

The boss shook his head and said, "The most important thing is the presidential suite." ”

The old evil and I were suddenly scorched by the thunder, and the old evil pulled the male duck's voice and asked, "Hey! Is there anything more exclusive than the Presidential Suite? ”

"This brother, the best room in our store is called the Royal Suite. One hundred and twenty dollars a day. ”

I breathed a sigh of relief with the old evil, and the old evil shouted: "I thought it was one hundred and two seconds!" Boss, let's live in this royal artillery room! He pays for the room! ”

We entered the room and looked, in addition to the name is not true, everything else is so-so, the decoration is elegant, the two large beds are clean and tidy, and there is a small balcony next to it, which can overlook the whole town, if you turn the green forest into a blue sea, it seems to really have a bit of Athens Aegean meaning.

After two days of climbing mountains and mountains, he was tired enough, and the old heresy said that he took a bath, and fell asleep while soaking. The little one also played in bed for a while, and then fell asleep. I slumped on the recliner on the balcony and began to salute Uncle Ge again, and the golden rays of the setting sun passed through the sunset and smeared on my lazy body like paint, and drowsiness gradually hit......

I don't know how long I slept, but a tight knock came from downstairs. I rolled over and heard someone shouting, "Open the door!" Stay! ”

Then I heard a noise and footsteps downstairs, thinking that the boss was opening the door.

The old evil also woke up and scolded: "Little cow, you are really lacking in virtue!" Seeing me fall asleep in the bathtub and not waking me up, this soaked for hours and started to peel off! ”

After a while, I heard footsteps coming up from downstairs.

"Boss, I haven't stayed in the presidential suite, how can I live?" The voice of a man in his thirties.

"Brother, look at what you said, this hotel is sleeping, you can sleep as much as you want!" The boss said.

"Oh, that's easy, I thought the president was going to sleep with me!"

"Huh?" The old evil walked to the door and said, "Why is this sound so familiar?" ”

"Oh? Are you sure? I asked.

"Let me think," the old demon thought, scratching his head.

"Think of a hair! Wouldn't you just know if you went out and saw it? I said.