Can't be messed with is the janitor of our school, gray-haired, in his fifties. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

He guards the door and says that he won't let you out, and it's useless for you to take a leave of absence, and he's been here for many years, and the vice principal has to listen to it, if he sees any school leader who sues us casually, our head teacher can't bear it, and we can't bear it, and we can't bear it.

I also heard that I can't afford to have a good relationship with the aunt who is in charge of cleaning our dormitory building, and these two people together, it is definitely the county official who is not as good as the current management, and it is a piece of cake to clean up our dormitory students.

I have long been familiar with his face, and Wu Wenjian personally took me to find him, which can be regarded as a formal dealing.

If I can't provoke them to come to me, I wonder why he came to me if my family's leader, Master, came to me, and I couldn't afford to let them in or block them out.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey......" The guys behind him laughed evilly, they thought I couldn't afford to mess with it.

I really didn't dare to mess with it, so I hurried out.

"Uncle, do you have something to do with me?" Special note, this uncle is not an uncle who laughs at you a grandfather, but the uncle of the older generation, it is a dialect, not a joke, how dare I joke with anyone who can't afford to provoke it.

I couldn't be provoked to recognize me, and when I came out, he turned around and walked in front, and kept waving his hand, telling me to follow quickly: "You come with me, someone is looking for you outside." ”

"Huh?" Someone outside was looking for me, what was he anxious about, I was even more confused, but I could only keep up.

I followed the school gate and saw a motorcycle parked outside the door, which was familiar at all, and I didn't recognize it.

I couldn't afford to take me to the door of the security room, and the man inside had already come out, in his twenties, and he should be a villager in that village.

"Third Uncle...... "This person can't afford to be called the third uncle, I feel that it is not a kiss.

"Oh." I couldn't afford to turn around, let me in front of me, and politely instructed: "Xiaoma, this is my nephew, Sun Liuzhuang in the south, something happened to their village, I want you to come over and take a look, Xiaoma, you have to help?!" ”

"Oh......" I finally understood, it turned out that this was the case, before the change, I must have found a way to shirk it, but now that I have entered the Heavenly Master Dao, I am a serious Taoist priest, since someone has found it, let's go and see: "You wait, I have to go to the bedroom to get the guy." ”

With that, I ran back to the dormitory and got the magic treasure bag, ran back again, and asked, "How did you get here?" ”

"I'm here on a motorcycle, the car is here, sir, I'll take you there......" The eldest brother was still very polite to me.

It seems that something is going on over there in a hurry, so I will follow this big brother out.

Out of the school gate, the eldest brother pushed the motorcycle to turn a corner, rode up, lit the fire, and I sat in the back, about to leave.

"Lock, lock, don't leave first, I bought something, you bring it to the second little mother, and say that I will go to his house when I am free...... "Why can't you provoke it, people are on fire over there, he really delayed here at will, slowly packed up something, and handed it over."

I hurriedly took the things and said, "Brother Chain, let's go." ”

"Oh, hehe......" Brother Suozi didn't expect me to open my mouth and call him brother, one, I am a student of No. 1 Middle School, and second, I am a gentleman who exorcises evil spirits and cures ghosts, and he is a little flattered.

I don't think there's anything, I can't grow wings with whoever pretends to be X and who flies, it's a half-grown child in the village, and it's supposed to be called Brother Chain.

Brother Suozi looks like a sullen man, and there is no ambiguity under his hands.

As soon as I got back to the car, I understood that people here called motorcycles 'electric donkeys', and they ran wildly, all the way back, the wind on their faces was swishing, and their mouths were blown crooked, more than 20 miles away, and it took more than ten minutes to arrive, if the road conditions were better, it was estimated that it would not take ten minutes...... If Brother Chain's name were a foreign one, it would definitely be Van Gundy Lock!

When the motorcycle arrived at the village, it turned into an alley.

There were many people standing in the alley, men and women, and there were many discussions.

A family in the west invited a 'ringer' (including a person with a sounder) in front of the door, and a shed was built in a spacious place, with white flowers tied on the wood, and among the people who came and went, there were people wearing linen and wearing filial piety, and it seemed that someone was going out for a funeral today.

Brother Suozi took me over, and the people on the road talked a few words, oh, this is the gentleman in the city, he is really young, how old is this, the ghost on the bridge at the south end of the road is really his treatment, can it be done, I learned this at a young age, it's not easy...... This is not surprising, in small places, feudal superstitions spread very quickly, but not so accurately.

When I walked to the door of this house, the villagers who had come to help quickly got out of the way and made way for me.

From this point of view, the incident in this family is not small, and these villagers are frightened.

Walking further in, as soon as I walked under the gate, I heard a quarrel in the courtyard, and I listened to it all the way, as if the victim's family had a quarrel with the gentleman who watched the feng shui, saying that there was a problem with the cemetery he showed him.

In our place, there are many gentlemen who look at the cemetery, and whoever is an old man must find a gentleman who can look at the cemetery.

There is a market, there are many people who do this, and there are many gentlemen who look at the cemetery, so it is mixed.

"Grandpa, sir, I've invited you." Brother Suozi led me to the door of the hall and shouted.

The victim's family and the gentleman who watched the cemetery were arguing in front of the door of the hall, and when they heard the shouting of the lock, the 'filial son' who wore linen and filial piety did not care about arguing with the gentleman who was watching the cemetery, and immediately came to pick me up.

Filial sons, generally the eldest sons of the deceased, have to break the basin at the time of the funeral and take the lead in saluting.

After all, it is the land of Confucius and Mencius, we have a lot of rules on white things here, and the people in the township follow the rules of the elders, dressing, burial, hanging filial piety, stopping the coffin, going out of the funeral, saluting, burial, etc., this whole set of rules can write a modern 'etiquette'.

Xiaozi couldn't afford to talk to me on the phone before, knowing that I was a student and very young, so, seeing me, he didn't hesitate at all, and knelt down for me, crying: "Daxian, save me, save me!" ”

The filial son is the elder of the family, and when he kneels, he kneels down again.

"Get up and speak, get up and speak." I went over and helped my filial son, pulled him up, and asked, "What happened, you tell me first." ”

"Hey...... Woo, my daddy...... My father......" The filial son seemed to be a little embarrassed, sighed, and cried twice.

I knew that he wanted to stop the mouths of those who watched the excitement, so I didn't stop him, and when he finished crying, he said: "Dead and dead on the ground, don't make trouble, you talk about things first, let's send the old man away first." ”

If I don't know what's going on, I don't know the bottom of my heart.

"Daisen, that's ......"

"A few days ago, my father was not old (the fairy passed away), I invited someone to help, and now it is not yet a year, and the laborers in the village have gone out to work, and it is not easy to call people back, so we stopped for three days, ready to send my father away......"

"These things are presided over by the surnamed Hu, and it is also the cemetery he showed, but on the way out of the funeral, my father made a fuss, knocking in the coffin, I kowtowed all the way and begged the village masters, and they sent the coffin to the cemetery, but I didn't expect that when it was time to be buried, my father began to make trouble in the coffin again, knocking and beating inside, scaring the village masters away, and our children and grandchildren couldn't be people......"

"Daxian, you must take a good look at it, see what happened to my father, as long as he speaks out, we have no ...... not to do"

"Daxian, please cast a spell and let my father settle down down in peace......"

As he spoke, the filial son knelt down for me again, and the filial sons and grandsons behind him all knelt down.

There were a few people standing, including the old people in the village, the neighbors next door, the friends who helped, and the Mr. Hu who was invited by the friend to look at the cemetery.

In the courtyard, many villagers poured in, and when something like this happened during the funeral, they also wanted to see what was going on or how the family ended, and several people from the blowers also came.

The courtyard is full of kneeling and standing, and all the relevant and unrelated people are waiting for me to speak.

As soon as he said the matter, I had the bottom in my heart, whether it was a zombie haunted or a funeral, now I can do it.

I analyzed it and thought that most of them were zombies, and they became zombies before they were buried, so it is estimated that it is not difficult to deal with.

I counted the contents of the algorithm treasure bag, and yes.

"The filial son invites the old man's god position, the descendants of the main family follow, the masters who help also return to their places, and the master in the ringer team is also busy again, let's go!" Since the people in this courtyard are looking at me, I must show the demeanor of a Taoist priest of the Heavenly Master, otherwise, I will not be able to control the scene.

Sure enough, as soon as I shouted like this, the whole courtyard was busy, kowtowing to the flags, the flags to be beaten, the tables to be raised, and the blowers to blow.

A funeral procession, led by me, came to the cemetery again.

There is nothing on the road, but once you get to the field, there are still hundreds of meters away from the cemetery, and the people who follow behind do not dare to step forward again, everyone knows that the old man is making trouble in the coffin, and it is possible to hurt anyone if he is close.

Even Mr. Hu, who was looking at the cemetery, was frightened and did not dare to step forward.

"You wait here, I'll go see the old man." At this time, it has to be me, and I have to be the first.

As soon as I left, the people behind me who doubted me shut up.

As I walked towards the graveyard, I kept looking at it, and the more I looked, the more strange I felt, whether the old man became a zombie or a ghost, there should be a sinister aura here, but why was there no at all? (To be continued.) )