Chapter 3, the belly of the female traverser is up to us to make it bigger! (below)

All in all, although the "dirt" is simply unspeakable, although women need to throw away their temperament and chastity together, the female reincarnation still has such a convenient and labor-saving "pregnancy escape method". Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoBut the question is, what should I do with the big man Zhuang Yan left?

Could it be that he really wants to continue to stay in the plot world of "Huanzhu Gege" in the future, and he can't get the 50,000 reward points needed to get out?

However, if those women put on palace maid clothes, they can barely pretend to be palace maids and stay in the Forbidden City to carry out activities - although the probability of messing up is more than 80%, then Zhuang Yan, a big man with a complete body, even if he wears the clothes of a eunuch, he can't pretend to be a eunuch? Just that beard can't hide anyone's eyes at all!

Moreover, as a person who has also watched "Huanzhu Gege", Zhuang Yan also expressed his unacceptability to accept the various brain-dead convulsions and vexatious troubles in this drama. Think about who the protagonists and supporting characters in this drama are - the heroine who is crazy and destructive all day long, the little swallow who is still a little swallow, Forcon, who is known for her big nostrils and arrogance, the teasing fifth brother Yongqi who "gives birth to him is better than giving birth to a piece of barbecued pork", the virgin white lotus who is more virgin than the modern Western white left, the virgin white lotus is the genuine Gegexia Ziwei, the cheating concubine who "you are the wind and I am the sand, lingering to the end of the world", and the kind and mediocre brain drawing version of the Qianlong Emperor, The evil queen of menopause is even more difficult to reach than the strictest old old-fashioned female teaching director...... Although there seem to be so many normal people who can communicate, none of them can affect the main line pattern of the drama of Huanzhu.

In short, just think that you may hear here: "Erkang, how can a broken me save a broken you?" "Ziwei, you are so great, I am so moved!" "You said that you and she watched the snow and the moon all night, from poetry and songs to the philosophy of life. You didn't accompany me to look at the snow and the moon, from poetry and songs, to the philosophy of life. "I shouldn't look at the stars and the moon with her, I shouldn't look at the whole night, from poetry and poetry to philosophy of life, I only look at the snow and the moon with you, and talk about poetry and poetry and philosophy of life." "I know how painful it is for him to love you, and I know how painful it is for you to love him." "You hurt, I hurt too! You hurt, I hurt even more! My heart hurts so much that I'm dying! "Erkang...... You're too much! But I like your excesses! Such disgusting lines like this, Zhuang Yan couldn't help but want to vomit.

It's just that as an adult who has experienced all kinds of ups and downs, Zhuang Yan also knows that there are often many difficult things in life, and most of the hot and cold worlds may not be satisfactory. If he really wants to pinch his nose and accompany the group of people in "Huanzhu Gege" to play all kinds of greasy love dramas, Zhuang Yan is estimated to stick to it, anyway, some things are used to spitting and spitting, and human beings have never hesitated to sacrifice a lot of things in order to survive.

However, what made Comrade Zhuang Yan feel even more creepy was something unbelievable that several state civil servants revealed in their casual conversations.

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“…… Hey, I said Ma Tong! Last time, you threatened and lured in the plane of "Dream of Red Mansions" and enlarged the belly of the three maids, and now you have come to the plane of "Huanzhu Gege" to play Qing Piercing, and you have enlarged the belly of the four palace maids, everyone says that you are going to be a send-off Guanyin! ”

--I saw a nurse in a military coat who seemed to be idle, and asked casually to Ma Tong, who was resting on the stone platform by the wall.

“…… Bah! Do you think I like to be this send-off Guanyin? It's not that I'm forced to do no way! If you don't make their bellies bigger, you'll have to brush 50,000 points each! But where is it so easy to brush points? In the plot world of "A Dream of Red Mansions" last time, after rescuing the three female reincarnators who incarnated as maids in Jiafu, there were still four male reincarnators who incarnated as Jiafu maids and handymen who needed to make up points to rescue. ”

Recalling the tragic scene at that time, Ma Tong still couldn't help but turn pale and palpitate, "...... The two sides just met a photo, and before they had time to speak, they started fighting directly, but as soon as they started, the leper monk pointed at him, and the old Comrade Xu on our side exploded into a blood mist! Even Lao Xu was wearing a [Reflection Cloak] and couldn't withstand the attack of the leper monk! Next, the [Lies Come True Mouth], [Hand of Vengeance] and [Famous Sword Electric Light Pill] that we used were all defeated by these two guys with one move! The [Shrinking Lamp] and the [Animal Lamp] are completely ineffective against this monk! Even if you use the [Space Jump Pen], you can't escape the pursuit of this monk! In the end, seeing everyone being killed one by one, I had to use the [Time Belt] to bring everyone back ten years ago, but who knew that I was still chased by these two bastards through time......"

Speaking of this, Ma Tong's expression was really embarrassed, "...... Thanks to Wang Qiu, who had sent the three pregnant maids away, he arrived in time and rescued me and a few surviving comrades, and that monk couldn't break out of the plot world of "Dream of Red Mansions" no matter how great his ability was. Otherwise, our last expedition would have been wiped out...... But even so, six comrades were sacrificed, and the four male infinite space reincarnation newcomers who were trapped in the plot world of "Dream of Red Mansions" were also killed by that monk. The whole mission is half a failure......"

“…… Huh? That vast master and a misty real person (the name of a monk) are so cruel? I can't see it at all in the original book? ”

“…… yes, yes! We didn't expect it at all! As a result, he was inexplicably subjected to the disaster of blood light......" Ma Tong nodded again and again.

“…… Really, Senior Sister Ma Tong, do you still want to play tricks here? After all, it's not all your own misfortune?! ”

Wang Qiu pointed at Ma Tong angrily and scolded, "...... It's all because you took the [Evolutionary Degradation Light Gun] to do nonsense, and took advantage of my absence to do anything, and actually degenerated Jia Baoyu into an ape, Xue Baochai and Lin Daiyu into female monkeys, and even turned the entire Jia Mansion into a monkey mountain in a zoo...... This is tantamount to smashing the entire plot stage of "Dream of Red Mansions" clean, what do you think the police fantasy fairy and her leper monks and lame Taoists who laid out the overall situation of the Red Mansion before? Of course, they are angry and angry looking for you to settle accounts! ”

(The Evolutionary Degenerate Ray Gun, a Doraemon item capable of evolving or degrading any item.) It can be applied not only to living things, but also to non-living things. It can turn cats, dogs, and insects into intelligent life similar to humans, and it can also degenerate various organisms into the most primitive species; It is possible to evolve the transistor radio into a futuristic sci-fi model, or it can be regressed to the original version of the ore radio. ）

“…… Oh, my God! Miss Ma Tong! I can't believe you can do such a thing! Turn Sister Lin into a female monkey!! How can you bear it? ”

“…… But...... Isn't this in my quest to earn more points as soon as possible? Four people are 200,000 reward points, and if you don't use a little drastic means of collapse, this has to be made up to the Year of the Monkey? Have you forgotten that the relevant departments at that time were in the back and were in a hurry! ”

Ma Tong pursed his lips and muttered unconvinced, "...... Who would have thought that the monk would be so fierce and difficult......"

"...... a monk in "A Dream of Red Mansions" has a powerful prototype. That leper monk is Jigong, and the other lame Taoist priest is Tie Guan Li! And there is a police fairy in the sky to support them! That kind of immortal mana that is completely unreasonable, where can we ordinary people beat it? It's like fighting the Buddha in "Journey to the West", you can't win a duel! Even if we have Doraemon's black technology props, we can't do it...... Wait, speaking of which, this time in the plot of "Huanzhu Gege", there should be no immortals or demons who will appear, right? Wang Qiu seemed to remember something, and suddenly became nervous, and began to look around a little nervously.

“…… Remember, there shouldn't be...... Besides, didn't we use the [Super Time Stop Meter] from the beginning? ”

Ma Tong blinked his eyes and replied in confusion, "...... The passage of time has stopped, and even if there are immortals, what can they do? ”

“…… Hey, it's hard to say, according to the ability of the monks in the plot world of "Dream of Red Mansions", if there are really immortals in this world, I am afraid that the [Super Time Stop Table] alone may not be able to suppress them...... But now I can only take one step at a time. ”

Wang Qiu shook his head and sighed, "...... The plane of "Flower Thousand Bone" that I will go to in the future is the real nightmare! Cultivators and demon cultivators are flying all over the sky, demons and monsters are everywhere, and the protagonist Hua Qiangu is the last god in that world...... I don't even know what to do yet! I can only hope that the [Super Time Stop Table] is still valid in the world over there, and the two people who need to be rescued in the plane of "Flower Thousand Bone" are also women......"

-- Hearing this, the cold sweat flowing from Comrade Zhuang Yan's back has further turned into a big sweat, noodle sweat, and waterfall sweat......

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In any case, after a few more hours, the four women who were killed in "Huanzhu Gege" were finally artificially inseminated, lying on a stretcher and carried out by the PLA uncles. Of course, if you want to actually conceive a child and remove it from the main god system, it will still take three months. However, Wang Qiu and the others have their own tricks, as long as they are wrapped in Doraemon's magical prop [Time Baggage Skin], they can directly adjust their physical state to the third month of pregnancy as if cheating-So, as the [Time Baggage Skin] is wrapped and untied, the bellies of the four girls instantly bulge one after another, and four names have disappeared from Wang Qiu's "Book of Travel" one after another......

Next, everyone's eyes focused on the only remaining Comrade Zhuang Yan, which suddenly made him feel so uncomfortable all over his body, "...... That, uh, is it my turn next? Wait, are you going to have that surgery on me?! This really can't be cut! ”

As if thinking of something not very harmonious, Zhuang Yan's face changed suddenly, and at the same time, his hands subconsciously covered his crotch......

“…… Rest assured! Comrade Zhuang Yan, let go of your hands! Your worries are completely unnecessary, because even castrating you is useless! It can't deceive the main god system - if this trick worked, more than fifty percent of the male reincarnators would have already wielded their swords from the palace! ”

Wang Qiu rolled his eyes at him angrily, "...... And we don't have the heart to play any game of 'a eunuch breaks into the inner palace' with you - even if you are castrated, can you be a good eunuch of the Qing Palace? I'm afraid that I will be killed in a few days! Not to mention what to score! ”

“…… Belch...... I'm sorry. It's that I think too much, and I see a smile and a smile! Zhuang Yan raised his hand embarrassedly, scratched his hair and smiled. However, Wang Qiu didn't pay attention to him at all, just turned his head to the other person and asked, "...... Brother Levi, that thing in the house should be debugged, right? ”

Zhuang Yan looked curiously, but the other party had already locked the door again, so although he stared for a while, he still didn't see anything.

“…… It's got done! The start-up time is set for eight hours later. According to the reconnaissance and the development of the plot, it should be at this time that Emperor Qianlong rushed back to the Forbidden City from the Xishan Hunting Ground," Li Wei replied...... "...... Now it's time to start retreating! ”

So, just like when they came to this world, everyone began to retreat collectively from Shufangzhai, the harem of the Forbidden City on the plane of "Huanzhu Gege", in an orderly manner. Medical personnel, soldiers, agents and four pregnant women were soon evacuated, and only Wang Qiu and Zhuang Yan remained. And Wang Qiu stuck a [Bamboo Dragonfly] on his head, and took out another Doraemon black technology prop [Shrinking Light], shrunk Zhuang Yan to an inch high, and stuffed it into a plastic box that originally seemed to be used to hold insects. Then he took the box containing Zhuang Yan and flew out of the Forbidden City slowly, heading towards the southeast. Since time in the entire plot world is still standing still, it has not attracted anyone's attention......

Next, I don't know how long it took, Zhuang Yan, who was stunned by the bumps in the air, was woken up by Wang Qiu, and released the box, using the [magnifying light] to restore the original state. Zhuang Yan stood up and looked around, and found that he was in a wilderness, surrounded by farmland, woods, and mounds, and there was a river not far away...... Time began to flow again, and he could feel the earthy autumn breeze on his face, see the wooden boats slowly moving along the river, and if he looked at it, he could see the figures of farmers squirming in the fields in the distance.

――The remaining question is, where is this place?

“…… This is already the boundary of Tianjin, next to the Grand Canal. Your eunuch costume has to be changed, it's too conspicuous outside the palace! ”

Wang Qiu explained as he threw him a coarse cloth coat and a small melon skin hat with a wig on the back, "...... And you have to cover your hair, you should know what kind of world this is, if you don't have braids on the back of your head, you will be seen as a thief! ”

At the same time, Wang Qiu himself had already changed into the long robe of a scholar of the Qing Dynasty and wore a small hat with a wig braid.

Helpless, Zhuang Yan had to take advantage of the fact that he had not been noticed, and quickly changed into this set of Qing Dynasty civilian clothes, and at the same time accompanied him to carefully inquire about the next arrangement. And Wang Qiu patted his chest in a big way and promised that since the state sent people to rescue them, he would definitely be responsible to the end!

As for how to mess up the plot to help him get the 50,000 reward points he needs to get out, according to Wang Qiu's description, the current plan is to carry out a rebellion in the plot world of "Huanzhu Gege" - as the saying goes, "wear a clear and don't rebel, a chrysanthemum set of electric drills"!

Rebellion in the Qing Dynasty? It's quite magnificent! Hearing this, Zhuang Yan suddenly became interested, and countless thoughts suddenly popped up in his heart.

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However, next, Wang Qiu just pulled him to sit on the river embankment to bask in the sun, watching the boats coming and going on the Grand Canal, but he never mentioned half of the "business" about the rebellion, which made Zhuang Yan seem to be choked, uncomfortable on the ground, but helpless.

Although this place is located on the side of the Grand Canal, there is no shop in front of the village and behind the village, and the nearby official road is also on the other side of the Grand Canal. Therefore, although the two of them sat on the embankment for most of the day, except for the fact that they had seen boats coming and going on the Grand Canal, no one had ever bothered them. Not to mention the patrolling officials and passing vendors, even the farmers in the fields did not come to them, and it felt really lonely and boring.

With the passage of time, seeing that the sun was gradually turning west, and the evening wind was getting colder and colder, Wang Qiu was still sitting idle. Zhuang Yan began to feel a little hungry again, and couldn't help but feel slightly anxious, and was about to discuss with Wang Qiu where to spend the night and eat, but suddenly felt that the twilight sky that had already entered the twilight actually became bright again!!

He subconsciously turned his head, and then he was stunned to see a brilliant flash of light pierce the northwestern sky, and then, accompanied by the exclamations of the boatmen on the canal, an extraordinary white light swept from the far end of the horizon, and it was almost impossible to open people's eyes. Comrade Zhuang Yan, who was caught off guard, was naturally almost dazzled by the strong white light. A moment later, another gust of wind with a scorching breath suddenly blew, causing him to stumble and fall straight to his stomach. When he finally regained his vision and raised his head again, he suddenly saw a bright and dazzling fireball, rising from the end of the horizon in the direction of Beijing, reflecting the entire world in the twilight very brightly!

-- Such a violent visual impact suddenly caught Zhuang Yan off guard on the outside and tender on the inside, and even dizzy.

Oh my God! Isn't this a mushroom cloud created after the explosion of a nuclear bomb?

But how did it end up here?! It appeared in the land of Gyeonggi during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty?!! What exactly did those PLA comrades do?!!

At this moment, Zhuang Yan's thinking was messy, and his mood was infinitely entangled. Although I want to complain, I just don't know what to say.

At the same time, Wang Qiu took the "Book of Crossing" early and hid behind a big rock, enjoying the joy of success.

[Important plot character Huanzhu Gege Little Swallow dies and gets 8000 reward points]

[The death of the important plot character Fifth Elder Brother Yongqi and the acquisition of 7000 reward points]

[The important plot character Qianlong Emperor Hongli died, and he received 6000 reward points]

[Important plot character Xia Ziwei dies and gets 6000 reward points]

[Important plot character Faulcon dies and gets 6000 reward points]

[The plot character succeeds the death of the queen Ulanala clan and obtains 3000 reward points]

[The plot character makes the concubine die and gets 3000 reward points]

[The character Golden Lock dies and gets 3000 reward points]

[The plot character Rong Mama dies and gets 3000 reward points]

[Death of the character Foltai, 2000 bonus points]

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Listening to a series of long scoring prompts, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but show a smug smile: although there are still many plot characters who escaped the catastrophe because they were not in Beijing, such as Seya, the daughter of Tusi in Tibet, the old queen mother and Qing'er Gege on Wutai Mountain, Concubine Xiang and her lover in the Western Regions, and the Chen family in Haining in Jiangnan...... But just by eliminating the scores of these plot characters in Beijing, they can add up to 50,000 points, and even surpass.

-- After learning the painful lesson that the plane of "Dream of Red Mansions" procrastinated (habitually wanting to get some good things in the plane of "Dream of Red Mansions"), and took the plane's top supernatural forces (a monk and a police fairy) lightly, which eventually led to the death of many team members and half of the failure of the mission, he put on the posture of a tiger fighting rabbit from the very beginning in the plane of "Huanzhu Gege", not only sacrificed all kinds of serious foul weapons at the beginning, but also quickly entered and exited, without delaying any time. Now it has finally achieved a hearty success!

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Just when he was full of pride, the gray-faced Zhuang Yan finally stumbled over, grabbed Wang Qiu's arm, and then pointed to the mushroom cloud at the end of the horizon, and asked loudly, "...... This nuclear explosion...... Did you make it? What the hell is going on?! ”

“…… Oh, you ask this...... Quite simply, when we just retreated, we left a nuclear bomb with a yield of 10 million tons in Shufangzhai. This thing was also obtained from the Doraemon plane, the so-called [Earth Destruction Bomb] that the robot cat often threatens to use to blow up rats when it goes berserk, but in fact it is just a hydrogen bomb with a larger yield...... Hmm, that seems a bit off-topic. In short, we installed a timing fuse on that nuclear bomb, and it was detonated when Emperor Qianlong returned to the palace, and then there was a 'bang'. ”

Wang Qiu replied calmly, and at the same time made an explosive gesture, "...... The Forbidden City and the entire old Beijing are finished, and most of the supporting roles of the protagonists in "Huanzhu Gege" have ascended to heaven, and the entire plot has completely collapsed. And the 50,000 points to get you out of this plane are already enough. ”

Belch? So you've already made up 50,000 reward points? So fast?

Moreover, it turned out to be such a violent method as using a nuclear bomb with a yield of 10 million tons. How simple and crude is this?

What expression should I use to face such a civil servant of a relevant department who is even more violent than the Russian fighting nation?

Zhuang Yan's face instantly became dull, and it took a long time before he stammered, "...... So...... The rebellion in the Qing Dynasty that I said before ......"

“…… Rebel? Isn't it already finished? Now that the nuclear bomb has gone off, even Emperor Qianlong is dead, and the entire court has even been served with the protagonist of the plot, and the Great Qing Kingdom is over, who else do you want to rebel? Now that I've got enough points, let's go back to my hometown with me! ”

Wang Qiu replied as he opened his Book of Travel, "...... Pay 50,000 points, return to the real world immediately, and get out now! ”

Then, accompanied by a dazzling colorful flash, Comrade Zhuang Yan, who was almost in a state of ignorance and confusion throughout the whole process, ended his short adventure in the plot world of "Huanzhu Gege", and followed Wang Qiu back to the world he originally belonged to...... (To be continued.) )