Yesterday early in the morning to Changzhutan, this afternoon at one o'clock to set off to come back, traffic jams on the road, more than eight hours to return home, during the National Day, travel is too troublesome. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info can not be updated, please understand, the sketch is presented, to be continued.

When: One morning in September.

Location: A four-row three-room old wooden house under the old locust tree in a small mountain village, and two adobe side houses on both sides.

Figure:

The eldest is in his fifties, tall, brute strength, and strong temperament, referred to as big

Gui Mei, about fifty years old, the eldest daughter-in-law, has a gentle personality and a clumsy tongue, referred to as Gui

The second child, in his forties, has a single figure, sick seedlings, and a weak personality, referred to as two

Cuilian, about forty years old, the second daughter-in-law, has a pungent personality and has epilepsy, referred to as Cui

Fine, thirty-eight years old, medium-sized, honest and honest, single, referred to as fine

Uncle Jiu, the head of the house, is in his seventies, and is a retired old branch secretary, referred to as nine

Curtain opening: (Cui) sat on the threshold of the hall with a knife in his left hand and a chopping board in his right hand and scolded, (Large) heard the sound of scolding, and came out of the side room with a hoe in his hand.

Big: (raises the hoe) Cuilian, you crazy woman, pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, and scolding again, Lao Tzu will kill you with a hoe.

Emii: (stands up and raises her knife) How dare you! You think the old lady is a bully, come on, the old lady found the right person today.

Big: (puts down the hoe) You scold again, see if I dare?

Cui: (Sit down, chop the chopping board) Chop the braincase, get knifed, hit by cannons, go back, bury the road to death, occupy the pit and don't, eat cheap stomach pain.

Big: (puts down the hoe and approaches, furious) Stinky bitch, I'll tear your mouth apart.

Emily: (doesn't show weakness, stands up) Come on? Tear it up?

Two: (Comes out of the house to stop) Big brother, a manly man, how can you compete with a woman? Forget it, forget it, you go back to the house.

Big: Second child, take good care of your mother-in-law, you see how virtuous your sister-in-law is.

Two: (with a smile on her face) Yes, yes, yes, I'll persuade her to make a truce. Cuilian, forget it, he's the eldest brother, don't worry about anything wrong, why scold?

Cui: (tugging at the ear of the second child) You plague pig, he shits on your head, and you wipe his ass. Are you still not a man?

Two: (grinning) Wife, let go, I know it's wrong.

Tsui: (pushing) What's wrong? Say it!

Two: (squeezing eyebrows) The fault is that the husband and wife are not on the same side, and the fault is that they don't help you get angry.

Cui: (lets go of his hand and pinchs the second child, ultimatum) Soft egg, no future, let me tell you, split up immediately, half of this old house belongs to us, and half is left to the fine man. The new house that the boss repaired was all funded and worked by your father and mother, and now that the two old ones are gone, his boss still wants this old wooden house, but he can't do it!

Two: (embarrassed) Cui, do you mean to drive the boss out, and you won't give the side room?

Emily: Yes, not a single tile will be given to him.

2: (Narrator) This old wooden house was built by the boss's hard work, and if he didn't have a share, it would be unreasonable. It seems that Cuilian has eaten the scales and has an iron heart, what should I do?

Gui: (Gui comes out of the house with a dust) Second brother, daughter-in-law, you, you are too a bully. Why, this, the old house, we don't have a point? You, you haven't made a little effort, you, you are not qualified, points.

Tsui: (laughs) Stammering, you, if you can't speak, don't speak, I don't understand what you do.

Gui: (angry) Cui, Cui, you bully people.

Emily: (laughing) Am I bullying you? Do you want to call your man to hit me?

Big: (Unable to bear to walk out of the house and rush towards Tsui) You shrew, you think I won't dare to beat you?

Emily: (Catches up) Are you fighting? Don't be afraid of you, I'm not afraid of you.

Big: (I can't bear it anymore, I slap it.) I'll hit you, can you turn the sky upside down?

Emily: (angry) You——? You ——? (Falls to the ground foaming at the mouth, unconscious.) ）

Two: (picks up a bench and smashes it at the big) How dare you hit my mother-in-law? I'll fight with you.

Big: (dodge, snatches the stool with his backhand) Second, don't make trouble, it's important to save people.

Two: (pounces on Cui, shakes hard, and cries) Cuilian, you can't leave me alone, wake up.

Fine: (Rushing to hear the sound, seeing this scene, shocked) Big brother, second brother, what's going on with you?

Two: (crying) Your sister-in-law is dying, it was the boss who beat her.

Fine: (staring at the big one, questioning) Big brother, you, why do you start beating people?

Big: (he/she) I—I just slapped her, and I didn't expect—alas—(crouching down in pain)

Fine: It's all a family, what's the big deal with you? Does it have to be like this?

Big: (pointing at Cui) The second daughter-in-law scolded and bullied your sister-in-law, I couldn't get angry, so I patted her.

Fine: (confused) Impossible? Make the second sister-in-law like this with a photo?

Big: (hands up to God) I swear to God, I'm not lying.

Cui: (wakes up slowly, opens his eyes and looks at the second child) What are you crying about? The old lady is not dead.

Big: (breathes a sigh of relief and stands up) Xiao Yanzi, you go and call Uncle Nine, the second daughter-in-law is clamoring to divide the house, and divide it.

Emii: (sits up to catch the conversation) Yes! Divide the house! Uncle Nine is the head of the house, and he will administer justice.

(In a hurry, the second helped Cui up and pulled Gui into the house.) ）

Two: (Latsui sits on the threshold, looking concerned) Tsui, what did you just do? Scared the hell out of me.

Tsui: (smiling) I have epilepsy, and that's what happens when stimulated.

Two: (surprised) Why don't I know? You must be lying to me.

Cui: (seriously) It's true, I've happened twice in my mother's house before, and it's been more than 10 years since I got married, so I thought it was too much.

Two: (grabbing the back of his head, doubting) It turns out that this is the case.

Fine: (hurries over, shouting) Eldest brother, sister-in-law, second brother, second sister-in-law, the four of you go to my house, and Uncle Nine will be there soon.

Nine: (holding a notebook and pen in his hand, singing) Since the brother and sister-in-law returned to the yin, the three brothers divided the family; A wooden house is unevenly divided, and a good thing is a curse; Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, and the king of heaven and Lao Tzu can't say it clearly. (Narrator) I, Xu Jiujing, have been working in the village for 20 years and have dealt with many disputes in the village, but the most troublesome thing for me is the housework of the three brothers. Alas, it is difficult for a clean official to decide family affairs, and he is really unclear. ）

Nine: (finds a place to sit down in the hallway outside, shouting) A few of you come out,