We have already done it - now we are waiting for Liu Cripple to detoxify me.

Mr. Lu walked over and arched his hand to Liu Cripple: "How is it?" Is this funeral still satisfying? ”

Liu lame nodded triumphantly. He didn't answer Mr. Lu's question, but looked at the imps around him. Said: "How? Am I in this funeral scene? ”

The rest of the little ghosts all laughed: "The scenery, the scenery is very beautiful." ”

It seems that these little ghosts know that we have a handle in Liu's cripple hands, so none of them are afraid of us, and they all look at us gloatingly.

Mr. Lu's face showed an impatient look, but this look was fleeting. He smiled again and waited quietly for Liu Cripple to speak.

And Liu Cripple seemed to deliberately leave him aside, and he said to those little ghosts: "You laughed at me back then, and you didn't have dignity when you died, how about it?" Now I've got my face back, right? ”

The little ghosts laughed twice and said one after another, "Cripple Liu." It's too late for you to find it now. ”

Liu Cripple's eyes widened and he said, "What did you say?" ”

A little ghost in a horse coat said: "Let's go to the ground with the dead, and it is a reason to get on the sedan chair with the eldest girl." No matter how beautiful your funeral is, it's also a second marriage. Besides, now the atmosphere is open. A living person can have a second marriage. But I haven't heard of the dead being buried twice. ”

Liu lame said angrily: "You are using strong words. Why can't a dead person be buried twice? When the grave is moved, it can be reburied. ”

The imps laughed, "But you haven't moved this grave." You belong to the same person who has been married twice. You're really a three-hearted and nine-spirited, haha. ”

A little ghost said, "You don't understand, there is a new term here, called remarriage." You old ghosts, you can't keep up with the times. It's like our lame Liu, who is ahead of everything in advance. ”

Mr. Lu listened to their nonsense, and couldn't help but pull Liu lame: "Old man Liu, my apprentice is still waiting for you to heal his injuries." ”

Only then did Liu Cripple turn his head and smile at Mr. Lu and said, "Old Dao, I know that you are strong in spells, and you can kill me with a slight movement of your fingers." ”

Mr. Lu's face sank like water: "Why did I kill you?" ”

Liu lame smiled: "You kill me to vent your anger." I've been choking you enough these days. Can you not kill me? I guess when I cure your apprentice, I'll be gone. ”

I thought to myself, "Since he said that." Apparently he thought everything through. Isn't he going to detoxify me? ”

Liu Lame said triumphantly: "I have been wandering on the rivers and lakes for so long. Everybody knows I'm a scoundrel. I've always been the only one who deceives, but no one deceives me. You're wrong. I'm at today's funeral, hehe, thank you. ”

Mr. Lu said in a deep voice: "In this case, do you plan to treat my apprentice's injuries?" ”

Liu lame smiled: "I didn't plan to. ”

Mr. Lu let out a loud shout, and his beard was all open. A fierce momentum erupted from his body. Obviously, he has been holding his breath for the past few days. Now it's an explosion.

The little ghosts around saw that the momentum was not good, and they were worried about being implicated, so they all hugged their heads and ran away, and the wolf bèi fled.

Liu was crippled among the little ghosts, intending to fish in troubled waters, but Mr. Lu ran forward two steps and grabbed him.

Liu Cripple was pressed to the ground and said to him vigorously: "Master Lu, master, you can't kill me." You killed me. But no one has detoxified your apprentice. ”

Mr. Lu said, "Didn't you detoxify my apprentice?" ”

Liu's lame face was about to be pressed into the dirt, and his voice was a little dull: "It's not that I don't detoxify, you let me think about it, think about it for two or three days." ”

I took out the big knife behind me and said, "You don't have to think about it, after I die, I can be reincarnated again, and after your soul is scattered, you will completely disappear into heaven and earth." I don't pay for this deal. "Together, carry it.

Then I gestured at his neck and was about to cut it off.

At this time, Liu Cripple shouted loudly: "Don't cut, don't cut, I say, I'll say everything." ”

Mr. Lu lifted him up and asked, "What are you going to say?" ”

Liu's lame body couldn't stop shivering, he sniffed, and said, "I said." Actually, I lied to you. ”

I asked, a little strangely, "What did you lie to us?" Immediately afterward, I rejoiced, "I wasn't poisoned at all, was I?" ”

Liu lame shook his head and said, "You are indeed poisoned, it is extremely poisonous, I don't dare to touch it." I lied to you that I could detoxify, but I wouldn't. ”

As soon as I heard this, my body felt like I had fallen into an ice cellar. I stared at him intently, and my body shook twice, repeating his words: "What did you say? Neither will you? ”

After I finished saying this, I suddenly heard Liu Cripple cry like a pig. That's when I realized that I had subconsciously put the knife on his neck.

Liu lame cried: "I was wrong, I shouldn't lie to you, can you give me another chance?" ”

Mr. Lu kicked him so hard that he fell to his knees. Then put the broadsword on top of his neck. This posture is very much like an executioner trying to kill someone. And Mr. Lu's current appearance is fierce and vicious, and he really looks like an executioner.

Liu lame knelt at first, but he couldn't stop shivering, and later, he couldn't even kneel, so he lay on the ground.

The tip of Mr. Lu's knife was against the back of his head, and he said coldly, "You can't detoxify?" Where does the poison come from? ”

Liu Cripple didn't hesitate for a moment, and immediately said, "It was given to me by someone else." ”

Mr. Lu said, "Who gave it to you?" ”

Liu crippled and said, "I don't know this person. He put poison on me and told me to harm Master Zhao. ”

As soon as I heard this, I immediately asked, "Is it a young Taoist priest?" A bloody peachwood sword in your hand? Did he sue you, what is his name? Is it the surname Ma? ”

Liu lame hesitated for a moment, and then said, "He didn't say what his name was, and he didn't say what his surname was." He is not young either, and he has no sword in his hand. However, he looks like a person dressed as a Taoist priest. ”

Mr. Lu said to me: "I have already sued you, and Daoist Ma will not be so poisonous." ”

I suddenly remembered the words of the young monk: "A Taoist priest without a sword is much more cultivated than a Taoist priest with a sword." In this case, the person who wants to harm me is a master? Moreover, this master knows the news of Danfang? ”

I kicked Liu Cripple: "You honestly sue me, how did this person find you?" What did they tell you? ”

Liu lame nodded, poured beans into the bamboo tube, and told me what had happened.

According to Liu Cripple, after he died, no one cared for the corpse at all. The neighbors had long stopped associating with him, and no one would collect his body for him. In the end, it was the government that stepped forward and ordered Boss Li to be responsible for the funeral expenses. Although they knew that this matter had nothing to do with Boss Li, they had to find out an unlucky guy.

Although Boss Li thought that he was unlucky and suffered this dumb loss, he would never bury Liu Cripple properly, but just buried him at will. This incident has become a topic of conversation among the ghosts in Huaicheng, and everyone has to ridicule them when they see it.

That night, when the moon was full, Liu lame sat on the ground and sighed. Suddenly, in the distance, a Taoist priest came over. This Taoist priest was wearing a Taoist robe, his body was extremely fast, and in the blink of an eye, he was beside him.

The fear of ghosts, the fear of ghosts of Jews.

Liu lame thought that this Taoist priest was here to catch him. Frightened, he hurriedly ran away. However, instead of chasing him, the Taoist priest began to dig his own grave.

Seeing that this Taoist priest was behaving strangely, coupled with the fact that he had been a scoundrel for half his life, Liu Cripple had a bit of a stunned temper, so he shouted from afar: "Who are you?" Why are my graves dug up? ”

The Taoist priest said: "Do you want to have a grand funeral and raise your eyebrows among the little ghosts?" ”

Liu Cripple's eyes lit up and said, "Yes, naturally I think about it." It's just that Boss Li's luck is just right, and I can't get close to him. ”

The Taoist priest said: "Boss Li doesn't owe you anything, you want to harm him for no reason, so naturally you can't." If he really knocks you to death, you can get him in trouble, even if he is blessed. ”