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"Okay, one thousand and one hundred years of life, you are nine hundred and ninety, and I am one hundred." Lao Hei smiled and put away the one hundred and ten years of life, and raised his eyes to look at Ye Yun, "Okay, you have to pay taxes now!" ”

"What? Taxes? What taxes are paid? Ye Yun stared at Lao Hei.

"Nonsense, you go abroad to buy things and come back, you can't pay taxes!" Lao Hei said very justly, "Let's be the same!" The things you bring over, they are your personal belongings, you are bringing them back, we don't charge for them, but if you bring things back over there, then you have to pay taxes! After all, you can't walk at will. Private, not! ”

"Damn, why didn't you say it before!" Ye Yun was furious, this Nima didn't make it clear before, but now he comes to collect taxes, isn't this a clear trick!

"Oh, it's okay, it's useless to say anything, you just say you can't pay it!" Lao Hei didn't care about Ye Yun's angry eyes at all, and calculated how much tax Ye Yun had to pay.

After glaring angrily for a long time, seeing that Lao Hei had no reaction, Ye Yun was helpless, after all, this tax payment is not unique to this side, it is still there in reality, "What if you pay, what if you don't pay?" ”

"If you don't pay it, then you can't take away what you got in that plane, let's confiscate it, if you pay it, then take it all, or if you only hand over a part, then you can take that part of the things!"

After Ye Yun listened, he stopped speaking and thought about it carefully, "Okay, tell me, how much lifespan do I need for these things?" ”

"Well, a hundred gold bars, a pound each, you're still enough! With the addition of twelve magic artifacts and two calligraphy and paintings of Tang Bohu, the total value is 1,240 years, and you have to pay half of it! That's six hundred and twenty years! Lao Hei roughly calculated for Ye Yun.

"What? Do you want me to live for 600 years? Do you want it to be so expensive? Forget about the magic weapon, gold and calligraphy and painting, you actually want to charge me 500 years of life! Ye Yun stared at Lao Hei directly.

Lao Hei was a little embarrassed to look at him, "I said, can you not look at me like this, it's not that I want to collect so much!" It's the rules of this travel agency, half of the fee, and I'll give you less! ”

Ye Yun looked at Lao Hei suspiciously, and didn't speak, just looked at him silently, looking forward to ...... him Look to death?

"Hey, you still don't believe me!" Lao Hei tugged at his sleeves and took out the calculator, "Look, what is your salary for a year?" That's only 3,000 a month, right? In a year, in addition to your expenses, you can have a maximum of 20,000 yuan left, and I will be generous and calculate 30,000 yuan for you! ”

As he spoke, he tapped on the calculator, "Let's talk about the price of gold!" Let's not say more, just calculate it according to 250, and one gold bar is one catty, that is, five hundred grams! One will cost 125,000! Let's calculate it according to 120,000 yuan, your deposit of 30,000 yuan a year will take four years to have one, you are a hundred, it will be 400 years, I will only calculate 200 years for you, is it more? ”

"Why, you're using my salary here to calculate this?" Ye Yun didn't quite understand this algorithm, why it should be calculated according to his previous salary.

The old black and white glanced at Ye Yun, "I'll say it as soon as you come, if you don't have that life, you will exchange your life span!" This is all calculated according to your latest situation, if you have a salary of millions a month, then we will charge you less than half a month of life for these gold bars! Because this is already something you have at your fingertips, it means that you have this life, so there is no need to collect too much life! Do you understand? ”

"Oh, that is to say, everything you have here depends on how long I can get it, and then you directly set the price according to the time you calculated, if it is twenty years, you may price it at twenty, or it may be less!" Ye Yun almost understood how the price of this travel agency came from.

"Yes, that's it! This is our rule, if you don't have that life, you use your life! The old black smiled and nodded.

"Wait a minute, that's not right! When I was in the world of love apartments before, it was more than a few million a month! There are also these two calligraphy and paintings of Tang Bohu, which are only about one million, how can they be counted as 800 years old? ”

"Hehe, you said it, it's the world of love apartments, we calculate it according to the real world, and even if you have a million to buy this calligraphy and painting, can you be sure it's true or not?"

"Uh..."

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"The thirty-nine years of our own, plus the eight hundred and sixty-eight after paying taxes, and nine hundred and seven, damn it, it is even less than the last time I came back!" Ye Yun rolled his eyes after calculating his lifespan.

As for why Ye Yun still has so much lifespan, it is entirely because he only needs those twelve magic weapons, as well as a gold bar, and he doesn't ask for the rest!

He has already made up his mind, he will sell this gold bar and open a clinic later, otherwise there will be no money in the future, and it will be a great loss to bring it out!

Just do it when you think of it, Ye Yun looked at the weather, picked up a coat and left.

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"Isn't it, do I still have to rely on a stall?" After selling the gold bars, Ye Yun was about to rent a store and open a clinic, when he suddenly remembered that he seemed to need a doctor's license to do this, and he didn't seem to have it in the real world.

It's not realistic to take the exam right away, first, you don't graduate from medical school, and second, you're not a student brought by the old Chinese medicine doctor, basically there is no such possibility!

In the world of love apartments, it's all because someone did it for him, and he just sits there waiting for things to be delivered.

The depressed Ye Yun scratched his head, there was no way, it seemed that he only had to use his lifespan!

Thinking of this Ye Yun is unpleasant, but there is no way.

"Eh, wait, although I can't open a clinic, I can open a ghost shop!" Ye Yun suddenly reflected that he had more than one medical skill, but also a skill to collect ghosts!

And you don't need to open a store for this, just post a few posts on the Internet!

As for whether anyone will believe it in the future, or whether there are ghosts in this world, Ye Yun didn't think about it at all.

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An online forum.

A book titled "Does Anyone Want to Catch a Ghost?" The post quietly appeared.

Soon, the post was flooded again.

Not a single wave came out.........

Next, Ye Yun carried forward the spirit of grinding the iron pestle into a needle, and kept posting this post on the Internet......

After sending dozens of them, there were finally a few replies.

First floor: Hello landlord, goodbye landlord.

Second floor: A shake of the little hand, the experience is in hand.

Third floor: Wow, the landlord can catch ghosts! It's such a coincidence, I'll too, let's talk? But I'm going to run out of phone bills now, so you can help me pay a little first, so we can talk!

Fourth floor: Above, you don't leave your phone, how can the landlord help you pay the phone bill!

Fifth floor: Oops, I just forgot, I was about to stay, and you plugged it out upstairs, phone 187********.

At this point, there was no reply, and Ye Yun calmed down.

"Damn, it looks like I've got to find a money-making skill!"

Ye Yun, who was speechless, didn't say anything, turned off the computer, and prepared to go to Lao Hei to find a skill that could make money.

But he didn't notice that when he turned off the computer, a message popped up on the website, and before he could make a sound, Ye Yun turned off the computer.

Lying on the bed, Ye Yun thought hard for a long time, but he didn't think about how to make money.

With technology? Forget it, there is no time.

With antiques? Forget it, I didn't say it!

Ps. chasing more children's shoes, are there any free appreciation tickets and starting coins~ The countdown to the 515 red envelope list is over, I'll pull a ticket, ask for an increase and appreciation vote, and finally rush a handful!