Chapter 514: The Tree of Impropriety of Life

Yun Jie was startled when he heard the voice. Standing in front of him was his former body, the same person before he changed his appearance. His brain short-circuited for a few moments before he remembered who was in this body.

"Forget who I am?" the other Yun Jie walked over without bending his legs, looking like a zombie.

"I can't forget, Lord of my Tree of Life. Yun Jie stood up, saw that his pierced chest had healed, and said, "Can you let my body rest for a while? ”

"Do you think I'm willing?" said the Tree of Life, wriggling its stiff face and expressionless, "I wouldn't have bothered to come out to see you if you hadn't taken out my fur." ”

"Mao Mao?" Yun Jieqi said.

"Just the branch. That's my hair. "The Tree of Life Road.

"Uh, are you sure it's hair? It's not somewhere else or .......," Yun Jie worried.

"Get out. Have your thoughts always been so low-level and so vulgar?"

"Oh, not really. But then again, you can't grow that thing. Right?" Yun Jie understood.

"I want to strangle you. Even if I had that, it would be bigger than you. The Tree of Life rolled its eyes in anger.

"That's it. I can't even catch up with your little tadpole. Yun Jie cooperated and said, "Where's that hair of yours?"

"I took it back. ”

"Why?. Yun Jie exclaimed.

"You can only use one once. ”

"Ahh

"Giving it back to you? You take advantage of it, you Zeus the Great, stay still, don't think about going out again. "The Tree of Life is leaving.

"You, you, you, as an existence that straddles the nine worlds and is above the gods, you are a mortal playing yin with me, are you embarrassed?" Yun Jie stammered angrily.

"I don't think there's anything to be embarrassed about, but I don't feel embarrassed!"

"Play with words, right? I can get out without you. Yun Jie raised his chest and said with fire.

"Then there you go. ”

Yun Jie lost his fire in an instant, he knew that without the Tree of Life, he couldn't get out at all. He pulled down his face and smiled, "Where can I go without you?" Right?"

"Well....... good. The Tree of Life shook Yun Jie's stiff body in his previous life, and said proudly, "You said that when I saw you, I remembered an animal on the earth. It's very similar to you. Don't look at it small, it's exciting, jumping high. ”

"What animal?" asked Yun Jie absentmindedly.

"Fleas. With round eyes and long legs, they can mate hundreds of times a day, and after three days, thousands of children are born......."

"I can't compare. It sounds like a Korean Oba in front and a in heat in the back. I can't beat any of them. Yun Jie accosted.

"I'm talking about fleas. ”

"Ahhhh.....h You continue. Yun Jie bent down and stretched out his hand.

"Fleas. "The Tree of Life looked at the earth, then at the sky, and then at Yunjie.

Yun Jie doesn't understand, what does this mean?

"Fleas. Jumped high. I haven't seen it in a long time. ...A sucker. ..... do you still want to go out?. ”

Yun Jie suddenly realized. This is for me to learn how to show him fleas. . Who's going to learn that?. Will not learn. It's not so insulting.

"Bye bye ......." the Tree of Life Road.

"Oops, I'm just a flea. I am. Yun Jie hurriedly grabbed him and said.

"That's a jump. ”

Yun Jie looked at his slick body, and said in embarrassment, "This bare-chested, why are you jumping?"

"Have you ever seen a flea in a dress? ”

"Hop hop hop 、、、 hop. Okay, right?" Yun Jie was helpless and squatted on the ground.

"Hands, put your hands on the ground. ”

"Your uncle!"

"What the hell?. ”

"I'm a flea!" Yun Jie.

"Hmm. Jump, I can't wait. ”

Helpless. Yun Jie landed on all fours, his bare butt and jumped up in the woods of the Tree of Life.

"Not high enough. Not high enough. Higher, higher. Yes, that's all. Hey, hurry, hurry...."

Yun Jie held back the fire, jumping higher and higher, jumping higher and higher. With the sound of the Tree of Life, he exerted all his strength, and after jumping up, his head suddenly touched the dome above, and he planted it directly in the dirt and hung on it!

"Hahaha.....ha Hahaha...."

Yun Jie held back the fire, put his hand against the soil, pulled out his head, and slowly fell, "My Lord Tree of Life, are you satisfied?"

"It's ok. Hey, there's another animal on your earth. Every family raises it. There are big and small, hairy, four-legged, and they walk with a ......... mouth."

"It's a dog. After Yun Jie finished speaking, he slapped his mouth with regret.

"That's right. Dogs.........."

"Wang. Barking. Woohoo. ........" Yun Jie immediately lay on the ground and learned to bark as a dog.

"Haha, come and lick your hands. ”

Yun Jie glanced at the dirty hand and wanted to vomit. Although, that used to be their own hand. I can't help it, close my eyes and stick out my tongue twice to deal with it.

"Lick your toes again. ”

"It's not such a bully, I can't go out!" Yun Jie was completely angry now. Jumped up and yelled.

"Fire, just kidding. Don't say it, since using your body, there have been a lot of interesting things. It's like going to your earth, flying into the sky to scare people, climbing to a snowy mountain and rolling a snowball. Jump into the sea and catch a big shark......."

"Didn't the shark eat you?" Yun Jie pouted.

"Nope. The first time I've seen your sharks there, they're made of iron. There's a thing that keeps turning in the back........."

"Oh my God. You're not going to get the submarine up, are you?"

"What is a submarine?"

"Well, to put it simply, a submarine is a submarine. What happened to the submarine?"

"I want to have fun. But it hit me with something that was on fire. I was angry, so I broke it off and threw it into the sea. ”

"Huh?. Which country's flag is flying on that submarine?" Yun Jie said nervously.

"Flags?"

"It's five five-pointed stars, the red one!"

"It's not. White, with a big red dot in the middle. ”

"Oh, then I'm relieved. Well thrown. Yun Jie stretched out his thumb and said, "It feels good to go to our earth, right?"

"Hmm. Not bad. The day after I threw the submarine, I was warmly welcomed by all of you. ”

"How do you welcome the law?"

"The whole planet is putting my pictures on it. Awesome, right? haha...."

"Then his grandmother is wanted all over the world. Thankfully, it's not what I'm now, or I'd have to bomb me with a nuclear bomb as soon as I get back. Yun Jie said secretly. But he still complimented, "Amazing, very powerful." ”

"Especially the country with the white flag and red dots likes me more than I ever imagined. Even the toilet at the head of the village has a picture of me plastered. I thought, it's not easy to come once, people welcome me so much, I'll just go for it. That pimple that squeezed me by the way. ”

"Acne?" Yun Jie said.

"That's what you call a volcano. ”

"Volcano, you don't say you squeezed Mt. Fuji, do you?!"

"Who knows what's called? I haven't squeezed it in a long time, but this time I squeezed it. That pus and blood puff..."

"Oh my God. The largest one, Mt. Fuji is the largest in the world. You're overcrowded?. I can only express my deep sorrow. Shall we discuss something?"

"Okay. ”

"Don't harm my body anymore, okay? ”

"Cut. That's right. What is a scourge? I am in perfect harmony with your body. Let's travel through the nine worlds together, enjoy the beautiful scenery of each world together, watch the different sunsets of each world together, and study the body structure of different women in each world together........."

"Gross. ．．．．．．．．”

"Hey, why are you vomiting blood?" said the Tree of Life.

"I'm fine. Yun Jie wiped the blood from his mouth, and said in his heart that he didn't know if it was the Tree of Life that broke his previous body, or if his body broke the Tree of Life. If you don't listen to it, if you listen to it any more, your heart will almost lose it!' he changed the subject and said, "What about the three people who came down with me?"

"Two women and one man? ”

Yun Jie turned around, and Ah Muge, Moon Nu, and Fiona were quickly recovering in the Tree of Life behind them. Amo and Fiona are okay to say. The situation of the moon slave is not optimistic. He stroked the Tree of Life of the Moon Slave and said worriedly, "Why did the Moon Slave recover so slowly?"

"You say this chick? she's back and she's the living dead. "The Tree of Life Road.

"Why?. Yun Jie said urgently.

"Because she has no soul. ”

"No soul, what do you mean?" Yun Jie asked.

"No, no, no. I guess something took me away. ”

Yun Jie remembered that when Douglas took the Moon Slave North Pole Stone, could it be that the Moon Slave's soul was also taken away with the North Pole Stone? No. I'm going to get the Arctic Stone back right away!

"Send me to the ground. Hurry up!" Yun Jie shouted as he grabbed the Tree of Life.

"Crazy. What are you doing on the ground?"

"I'm going to get the soul of the Moon Slave back. Come on. ”

"Then you have to tell me where and who it is. Where am I going to take you?"

"That's it, it's the one who fought against me. Douglas. Yun Jie said urgently.

"The one who beat you so badly, are you going to go to him, or are you going to die?" said the Tree of Life sarcastically.

"I don't care. With your help me, I will definitely be able to beat him. Yun Jie said urgently.

"I can't help you!" said the Tree of Life.

"Why?. I'm begging you. You can do whatever you want me to do. As long as you help me defeat him, okay?" Yun Jie knelt down and pleaded.

"No way. The Tree of Life said uncompromisingly.