"What kind of car is stopped, I just drove a taxi." Nima, as soon as Lao Cao's voice fell, Wang Lili was amused, except for me, everyone else looked at Lao Cao and Wang Lili in confusion!

Lao Cao Everyone knows that if his fortune is not good, at least until he is forty years old, the treasury will not be opened, so he will not let go of all opportunities to make money. And Wang Lili should have never seen Lao Cao see the master of money like this, so she will daxiao.

I secretly poked Wang Lili, and then said helplessly to Brother Cao: "Brother, you are a taxi, not a van, and you don't count how many people we have together, you dare to pick it up." ”

Lao Cao estimated that he was still immersed in the dream of making money, and he didn't wake up for a while, so I had to continue: "Brother, counting the three of them, there are only five of us, can you pull down the car?" ”

After listening to me, Lao Cao's face instantly turned dark, as if his wishful thinking failed to start, so it was quite annoying. Thanks to this brother's taxi, if this Nima is Shen Jiu, it is estimated that Ya can pull a bunch of alien creatures back to Earth, provided that those guys have to pay!

Just when Xiao Yu'er was in a dilemma, Wang Lili took my hand and said to Lao Cao: "It's okay, Brother Cao, you pull your aunt and them, let's take a taxi to Jia Shu's house to pick up the car, and we'll call when we get back." ”

"Oh, it's still my brother and sister who think thoughtfully!" Lao Cao, this guy, turned his face like turning a book, his face just now was still sunny and cloudy, and now it will soon become a bright sun.

Subsequently, Brother Cao and I carried my aunt's son into the taxi, and I took a taxi with Wang Lili back to my parents' house, picked up the car, called Lao Cao, zuihou was downstairs at my aunt's house, and our group of six gathered together again.

But the fly in the ointment was that the baby's ghost didn't leave the hospital with me. As I was leaving, I made a promise to take him out of there within three days, and to help him fulfill his unfulfilled wish in my lifetime.

Leaving aside the baby's ghost, let's talk about it, and it took a lot of effort for us to move Xiao Yu'er's cousin to the bed at home. Then, Lao Cao began to get busy.

First, he took out incense candles, rice bowls, and emery newspaper packets from his satchel, and then arranged for Xiao Yu'er to go out to buy two red candles, and when everything was ready, Lao Cao put the satchel aside, took out a crumpled piece of yellow paper from his arms, and put it on the table where his aunt's house was eating.

"Auntie, give me your son's birth date and the names of you and your lover, and after I calculate the direction of the table, I will trouble you to leave the room with Xiao Yu'er and Wang Lili." It was the first time Lao Cao spoke to his aunt so seriously, and I thought that the girl was possessed by a ghost.

I looked at Lao Cao with the eyes of heaven for a long time, only to find that this old brother was not possessed, so I had to wait to see what he would do next.

My aunt is now obedient to the two of us, and she can see that as long as she can save her son's life, even if she wants her to dig out her heart, she is willing. It's really pitiful for the hearts of parents all over the world!

After asking for the child's birthday and the names of the aunt and his wife, the aunt pulled Xiao Yu'er and Wang Lili, who was quite dissatisfied, to leave the house, leaving me and Lao Cao to stay in the house.

After I saw that everyone was going out, I asked Brother Cao puzzled: "Why are you so mysterious?" ”

Lao Cao shook his big head and said to me: "There are some industry secrets, it's better not to let outsiders know." ”

"Could it be that there is still danger in this matter for a while, and it will hurt the innocent?" I continued to ask Lao Cao.

"Hehe, my stupid brother, when you are shrewd, no one is your opponent, if you want to say that you are stupid, sometimes, you are really stupid." Lao Cao said to me with a smile.

I shook my head to show that I didn't understand, Lao Cao put on an expression that he knew would be like this, and then continued: "Actually, there is nothing great about soul leaving the child. As long as you can get the other party's birthday, plus a table text, you can get it. ”

"Then Weishenme wants the other party to leave the house?" Lao Cao's answer made me feel even more strange.

Lao Cao glared at me bitterly, and after finding that I still hadn't reacted, he had to sigh helplessly, and then said, "I'll give you an example, and you can understand." After seeing me nod, Lao Cao began to give an example: "Your friend Zhang Peng, who runs a barber shop, is quite skilled, right?" ”

"yes!" After all, that buddy is a haircut for cadres at or above the regimental level in the city, is his craftsmanship not good!

"And how long does it take for him to get a haircut?" Brother Cao continued to guide my thinking.

"It depends on his mood. If you're in the mood, maybe it'll be done in a few minutes, but if you're not in the mood, he won't cut it for you at all! I answered Cao's question.

"Oops!" slapped Lao Cao's thigh anxiously, and then said to himself very depressedly: "Normally, a haode barber will only take a few minutes to cut a hair, but many times, they have to get a haircut for more than ten or even twenty minutes."

The main reason for this is price. You know, customers have that kind of greedy mentality, and they spend ten dollars for a 20-minute haircut in another barbershop; But in your haircut, it's also ten yuan, but it's only three or five minutes, and whoever you call it will not be balanced in your heart. ”

"I understand, Brother Cao!" It wasn't until this moment that I suddenly realized that the main reason why Nima had brought his aunt, Xiao Yu'er and Wang Lili outside the house was not that there was any danger in treating soul disorder, but that this skill was too simple for people in our industry and could be done in a very short time.

But the problem Lao Cao ignored one point, Aunt Nima is the sister of the fourth aunt, no matter how mysterious you are, the fourth aunt can give you a word to return to her original form. It seems that Lao Cao just ignored the point, alas! Is this clever but mistaken by cleverness, or is everyone known that you are drunk alone?

However, I still don't plan to break this matter, after all, Lao Cao is obligated to help this time, so I should take care of this brother's face.

Thinking of this, I smiled bitterly and said to Brother Cao, "Then let's start now." ”

But where did I think about it, Brother Cao took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket, threw one to me, lit the one on his mouth, and then said to me unhurriedly: "What's the hurry, let's talk about it after smoking, anyway, it won't take more than five minutes to do this!" ”

No way! I finally knew that Brother Cao's weishenme treasury couldn't be opened, this Nima was too inefficient to do things, if it was me, I would have done it earlier, and then I hugged Wang Lili to do "serious things" to go to the bird, alas! People who don't understand that time is life and efficiency is money are terrible!

to be continued