- Wake up from a nightmare. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

What catches your eye is a familiar ceiling.

"We think this cliché has already been used up..."

Lying flat on the soft bed in a large shape, Zhou You covered his eyes in pain, and in the pain after burst, he struggled to wake himself up.

The aftermath of a hangover has begun to manifest itself mercilessly in the body due to the consequences of heavy drinking.

"I feel like there's a whole team of Pona singing about my skateboard shoes right now, and it's a special electro-enhanced version..."

Zhou Youqiang endured the pain and struggled to get out of bed, his right hand groping around wildly, as if trying to find something to borrow from - but in the end, he only encountered a soft, delicate existence.

"Hmm~"

A coquettish groan.

"me, what kind of hyper-expansion is this?" Zhou You shook his head and tilted his head in surprise, trying to identify the woman beside him, but the pain was too intense to dull his mind, and after thinking about it for a while, he remembered who it was. "Ah..... I remembered that after pouring a stomach of wine last night, in order to vent our tiredness, we specially called a young lady to Fenghua Street..."

Covering his forehead, someone finally remembered his own ridiculous behavior last night.

"I'm afraid we're the first to patronize that kind of high-end place as a novice...... So, dedicated little girl, the sun is all drying your buttocks, it's not too early, you should get up and go home. After figuring out the identity of his bed partner, Zhou You patted the **** of the fox girl next to him vigorously and laughed loudly. After a hard night's work, if you haven't received any money from my stingy butler, though I don't think she'll give it to you 99.9 percent of the time, then wait until you wake up and rummage through the bedside, I remember where I put all the tickets I exchanged for yesterday, and as for the extra point, I should tip you for this thoughtful service. ”

After saying that, Zhou You also got dressed at the same time, so he didn't care about the beautiful body that was still lazy on the bed, and pushed open the door with a laugh.

Outside, bright sunlight shines through the transparent windows, casting shadows on the old wooden floor, bright light and rough lines, gradually filling the small space, soft lines dotting the small residence, but also adding a little warmth to this not very spacious house.

Zhou You took a deep breath and smiled at the peaceful scene in front of him, under the physique that was several times stronger than usual, the violent hangover only entangled him for about ten minutes, just like when he came, like a tide, and faded quickly and silently.

"Yo, you damn stallion is finally willing to come out of Gentle Country?" Outside the early door, because of the mandatory provisions of the procedure, the mechanical butler who had been forced to wait for a long time said in a strange voice full of dissatisfaction. "Mother, I thought you would rather risk being wiped out than spend the rest of your life in those two white rabbits."

"How is that possible?" Because he was in a really good mood, Zhou You automatically ignored the abusive terms in the other party's mouth with the idea that adults don't remember villains. "We're not the kind of fools who only indulge in ****... Okay, Miss Betty, is the clown side ready? ”

"People have been waiting for you for a long time, you bed bug who wasted other people's precious lives!" As the slender arms stretched, a crimson door emerged from the air. "So get out of here, idiot!"

"Well, why be like a calamity? Anyway, your attitude makes me very sad. Zhou You sighed mockingly, shook his head, and firmly stepped into the blood-like gate with a hideous beast painted. Then I'll go first, Miss Betty. ”

"Have a nice trip."

The gentle words like an illusion gradually faded behind him.

When I opened my eyes again, the surrounding scenery had once again changed to the theater that was huge and gorgeous with bright lights in the dark red tone, but it was still empty.

"Ah, look! Look! Isn't this my dear master? I didn't expect to see each other again after a long absence, and I really felt so much..."

The familiar funny voice rang in my ears again.

"It's only been separated for less than two days, why have you been separated for so many days? By the way, Joker, I said that this welcome message is too old-fashioned, please change it next time. ”

"Really?" The clown picks up a worn-out magazine book - and after a glance, he finds that in the lower right corner of the cover, a line of blurred ink is written in small words like 1942. "No, I've heard it's the most popular way to say hello!"

“........”

Someone is speechless.

"Well, let's talk about these things later." The clown casually threw the thing in his hand outward, and the book that could be called an antique turned into a sparkle in mid-air. "There's not much time, so let's get down to business now, master, your next world is One Piece, but thanks to the main god's newcomer preferential policy, you can also change to another world on the premise of increasing the difficulty by one level - such as the SCP Foundation and the like~"

"Fuck off, do you think I don't know, this is one of the three major nightmare dungeons in the main god space, even the lowest level of difficulty is enough to trap any veteran." Zhou You rolled his eyes, decisively ignoring Saccona's ill-intentioned recommendation.

"It's a shame." The Clown Muppet shrugged. "In that case, master, are you sure you want to enter One Piece? Well, I'll get you ready now - it hurts, it hurts! ”

The comical words came to an abrupt halt, and then were replaced by contrived screams.

"Ah, needless to say, Joker." Zhou You took out the dull black bead and slapped it hard into the clown's grotesque face. "That One Piece has nothing to do with me anymore, and in the next world, I will choose the reward world of the main god."

"It hurts, it hurts, I have reminded you many times! Don't be so rough with me, master.... Wait! The clown stretched out his arms and tried hard to pull out the orb embedded in his face. Reward the world, you say? ”

"O my master!" Unable to care about the foreign object on his face anymore, the clown just carried a huge bead and raised his head to face the circumference. "You're kidding me, aren't you? Bonus World? That's something that can only be opened with orange legendary items! Don't tell me you've been out for a walk and casually traded for a broken sword - that guy has to be stupid to agree to this deal! ”

"My sword of royal power isn't a broken sword..... and" Zhou You squatted down, looked at the clown's even more ridiculous cloth face, chuckled, and then reached out and pulled out the black beads. "Legendary items, not to mention my life, I haven't even seen them a few times in my previous life-but.....

"No one said you can't enter by taking advantage of loopholes..."