Chapter 10: Trickery
In the middle of the night, the two fathers and sons of the Liu family's coffin shop had already been ambushed on the roof tiles of the Zuixian Restaurant, but at this time Liu Dagui really couldn't hold on, so he simply tilted his head, leaned on the bamboo basket, and fell asleep. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Liu Da'an yawned a few times and was about to squint for a while, but just when his eyelids were about to close, he saw a woman in a red dress walking on the empty street.
Liu Da'an was agitated and sobered up for the most part. The right hand unconsciously touched a porcelain vase, and the left hand touched a porcelain bowl, and the whole body was as tight as a string.
He stared intently at the woman in red, gently bumped Liu Dagui on the side with his buttocks, and whispered, "Dad, here, here." ”
Liu Dagui moved slightly, and then "snorted" twice, but there was no response.
Liu Da'an was in a hurry and hit him hard, but his father slept like a dead pig, and he couldn't wake up no matter how he got it, so he had no choice, it seemed that he could only rely on himself.
However, just when he was about to open the basket and fight with the evil thing with his own heroic posture, suddenly, a head fell upside down from the basket, and the black hair suddenly fluttered in front of his eyes.
Then there was another scream like a pig......
Liu Da'an rubbed his buttocks, got up from the ground, raised his eyes and saw Yang Ying'er standing on the roof in red clothes, he was deeply touched for a while, and unconsciously opened his mouth to persuade: "Ying'er, turn back to the shore!" ”
Yang Ying'er's lips hooked a touch of evil arc, looked down at him deeply, and said softly: "Da'an, I know that you have always liked me, in fact, I also like you." ”
Liu Da'an waited for so many years, and finally waited for a sincere word, and he was moved to tears. He knew that Ying'er must like himself, then damn Young Master He snatched love with a knife, it was really not a fucking thing!
Liu Da'an looked at the person he was thinking about with blazing eyes, and asked in a trembling voice: "Ying'er, is this all true?" ”
Yang Ying'er looked at him with a smile and nodded shyly.
A flush instantly climbed up Liu Da'an's fat cheeks, and I saw him rubbing the corners of his clothes, and said, "Then, what should we do next?" He thought to himself, why don't we hold hands and take a walk. Thinking like this, he flashed his two little eyes full of anticipation.
When Yang Ying'er heard this, she was stunned for a moment, and then chuckled: "Then let's go to the Yunyue Inn next door, how about it?" "Men in the world are really the same, they are not good goods! Yang Ying'er smiled smartly, but cursed in her heart.
These words made Liu Da'an really excited, and just as he was about to reply, Liu Dagui's basket on the roof suddenly opened, and a bowl of dog blood in his left hand and a bowl of boy urine in his right hand were all buckled on Yang Ying'er's head.
"Phew, you are a, a, you want to be Lao Tzu's daughter-in-law, don't think about it in the next life!"
The dog's blood and the child's urine were overwhelmingly covered Yang Ying'er's head, and she screamed, and her ruddy skin instantly fell off like a piece of paper, and the fishy smell filled the wind, with the stench of rot.
In the blink of an eye, the flesh on Yang Ying'er's face was sparse, her nose fell off, her mouth was only a tooth, and an eyeball fell from her eye socket, rolling a few times on the cold blue brick and black tile, and "snapped" in front of the restaurant and rolled to Liu Da'an's feet.
Liu Da'an was stunned, his face was white for a while, green for a while, and finally spit out the chicken he ate at night with a "wow".
Yang Ying'er's eyes flashed with a look of slaughter, clenched her palms into fists, turned around and stared gloomily at Liu Dagui with the remaining rancid eyeball.
Liu Dagui crossed his hands on his hips, his face showed disdain, and he snorted coldly: "What do you see, ugly and weird!" ”
Yang Ying'er was furious, and her fleshy head turned twice, making a sound of bones shattering. It can be seen that she was full of anger and was about to explode, and the next moment she suddenly stretched out a dry hand and violently exerted force, and Liu Dagui was pulled forward by a huge suction.
Liu Dagui secretly said that it was not good, and shouted: "Escape technique!" ”
Yang Ying'er was stunned, her strength was slightly loose, Liu Dagui saw the right time, jumped up suddenly, and smashed a hole in the roof where he stepped on it, and the whole person crackled and fell into the wing of the restaurant.
Liu Da'an called out a few times, got up from the floor, and ran away as if the soles of his feet were oiled. It scared an old man who was listening to a tune in the side room half to death.
was tricked by Liu Dagui, Yang Ying'er was furious and was about to chase after her, when a shout came from the street of Changming Street: "Demon, you can't be caught yet!" ”
Yang Ying'er glanced back, with a sneer on her lips, and then suddenly jumped and disappeared into the night in a blink of an eye.
Liu Da'an followed the prestige, but saw two people walking on the street, one of them was naturally Shen Xiuwen, and the other was an extraordinary girl. The girl was not very old, dressed in green clothes, with a delicate figure, tall and capable. With the light of the restaurant, her figure is even more beautiful.
Liu Da'an swallowed a mouthful of saliva, his eyes rolled in front of her chest, and before he could retract his gaze, he was drunk by the girl: "Look at it, believe it or not, dig out your eyeballs!" She unceremoniously punched him.
Liu Da'an hurriedly took a step back, glanced at Shen Xiuwen, and smiled weirdly: "Xiucai, you are really good!" ”
Shen Xiuwen covered his lips and coughed lightly, and then said seriously: "Don't get me wrong, she saved me just now." ”
Liu Da'an comprehended, and suddenly bowed to the girl with a straight face, "Thank you girl for coming to the rescue, dare to ask the girl's name?" If we have the opportunity in the future, we will definitely repay the kindness of the girl. ”
The girl snorted, "There's no need to repay it, but if you encounter any trouble in the future and need help, you can come to me, this girl will not change her name or change her surname, Lin Daiyun, the little junior sister of the Cangyun faction, is me, remember." ”
Cangyun faction? Shen Xiuwen and Liu Da'an are both stunned, this famous, world-famous Cangyun faction is the first major faction in today's martial arts, and the head of the Cangyun faction, Hong Tianxing, is the top master in the martial arts, and the three disciples under his sect are strong in martial arts, and they are the leaders in today's martial arts.
More than 5,000 disciples of the Cangyun Sect practiced chivalry and righteousness, eliminated evil and punished adultery, and all praised and praised the people.
As unknown juniors, Shen Xiuwen and Liu Da'an are of course both admiring and envious, and besides, there is a fake Cangyun Sect disciple in front of them, and the excitement in their hearts is self-evident.
But although he thought so in his heart, he couldn't lose his prestige, Shen Xiuwen was not shocked, and said with a faint smile: "The difference between the girl's words, we are the 'three heroes of Huaixian', how can there be trouble?" Even if you have, you can solve it yourself, but you don't have to bother the girl. ”
"It's like, how can we be in trouble." Liu Da'an immediately raised his head and answered, "Cangyun Sect, I know, it is a sect in that martial arts, how great it can be!" Besides, how old are you, what can you do with a big girl! ”
Lin Daiyun was originally kind, but he didn't expect to be so humiliated, and his anger rushed to the top of his head, and he pulled out his long sword and pointed at Shen Xiuwen with a "open" sound.
"This girl is kind enough to help you, but you say such things, believe it or not, this girl will slaughter you two and feed the dogs now!"
When Shen Xiuwen heard this, he trembled, carefully stretched out a finger of his right hand and gently pushed away the long sword pointing at him, and said with a smile: "Dai Yun, the words can be made clear, what was said just now was said by the fat man, even I can't listen to it, if you want to kill or chop, listen to it." ”
As he spoke, the tip of the sword had been pushed in front of Liu Da'an.
Liu Da'an was so frightened that his legs trembled, he hid behind Shen Xiuwen, and said angrily: "Your uncle, play Lao Tzu like this, believe it or not, Lao Tzu abolished you!" ”
As he spoke, he kicked Shen Xiuwen's buttocks, Shen Xiuwen screamed like a pig, his eyebrows, nose and mouth were all together, which was very funny.
Lin Daiyun laughed out loud, put away his long sword and said, "This girl is not a person with a small belly, so I won't care about what happened just now." ”
When Shen Xiuwen and Liu Da'an heard her say this, they hurriedly bowed their hands and said, "Thank you for the grace of the chivalrous woman not to kill." ”
Lin Daiyun was stunned for a moment, and the next moment he laughed heartily.
At this time, they only heard a miserable scream of "oops" from the door of the drunken immortal restaurant, and the three of them saw several strong men in the restaurant throw a person out.
At first glance, that person turned out to be Liu Da'an's father, Liu Dagui.