11. What the hell is this!
Chen Miao was woken up when she was sleeping in a daze, and she wondered in her heart, who is this, Maozi? Brother Dong? Or is it strong? No, it is never with the feet, not with the hands. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Chen Miao? Wake up. ”
Woman?
Chen Miao woke up all of a sudden.
Xiao Wan tilted her head to look at him: "You sleep so soundly!" Our big boss, please you. ”
Big boss? Can you hit it?
Chen Miao entered the office sleepily, facing a huge desk, there was a person sitting behind the desk, with the light on his back, Chen Miao's scummy eyes, and gradually saw the appearance of this person, he was a fat old man, kind and kind, fortunately, he was a normal living person, tsk, he couldn't fight the boss.
"You're Chen Miao, right?" The big boss said with a smile on his face, "I heard that you are the god of death and have a scythe of life and death?" ”
Chen Miao felt that he must have opened it in the wrong way, what was going on, everyone was not afraid of death at all, could it be that the status of the god of death had been lowered so low? No one respects the Grim Reaper anymore? Why would an old man dare to talk to him in such a childlike tone?
There was a scorn in my heart, and as soon as I opened my mouth, I honestly: "Yes." ”
There was a burst of ecstasy in the eyes of the big boss, and he stroked his palms and laughed: "Okay, good, it's really a blessing to see a life and death sickle in my lifetime!" Three lives are lucky! ”
A scythe of life and death? Referring to oneself or to one's own scythe?
"Please stay in our bureau and work!" The big boss stood up, very sincerely, and Chen Miao also quickly stood up.
"Going to work?"
"That's right, you can open the conditions as you like!"
Chen Miao is fluctuating, the secret affairs bureau, going to work, the conditions are open casually, and she looks very tempting.
"Whatever...... Open? Chen Miao confirmed.
"Yes, you can go!" The big boss said very boldly, a pair of old but wise eyes stared at him without blinking, making him feel a lot of pressure.
"Then I'll open it, first of all, the salary must at least reach the average level of City A?"
"No problem."
"Five insurances and one housing fund?"
"No problem."
"Saturdays and Sundays?"
"No problem."
"Public holidays?"
"No problem."
"......" always felt that it was too easy, and his heart was very unsteady. Later it turned out that this old man was the biggest pit in the bureau.
"Then let's sign the contract." The big boss slaps a few pieces of paper on the table, plus a gel pen.
"Now?" It feels too fast.
"The world is unpredictable! Young people should be enthusiastic and make decisions when they do things. ”
"Okay," Chen Miao said, but he was not stupid, and he knew how to read the contract clearly. The salary is much higher than what he proposed, much higher, and there are additional subsidies for five insurances and one housing fund, providing housing, weekends (adjustable), statutory holidays (adjustable), public leave, and transportation subsidies......
I'll go! Chen Miao looked at the contract again in disbelief, is it a job that everyone dreams of?!
"Really? You want to sign me? Chen Miao was so stunned that she forgot her identity as a god of death.
"Yes, but after today, the world is unpredictable." The old man nodded.
Chen Miao had anything else to say, and immediately wrote his name, thinking that he would also be a figure with a head and a face in the future.
Chen Miaole walked out of the office door. In the corner of the boss's office, Zhang Zhengjie stood up and sighed: "Young people are really deceiving......
Li Hui snorted: "It's stupid people with low IQ like you who are easy to deceive." ”
The big boss said: "Don't make trouble, this kid is a new god of death, and the task of cultivating him is entrusted to the two of you." ”
"Please make it clear, is it for me or for him?" Li Hui said.
The big boss said: "This, it's up to him to choose." ”
Li Hui walked out of the door and called Lin You: "Lin You, find a way to get Chen Miao's newcomer into our group, do your best." ”
Zhang Zhengjie leaned against the wall weakly, looking through his mobile phone, once, twice, three times. Go, do you want him Zhang Zhengjie to go out in person? It's a pity that people are not bent!
Finally, he made a phone call with trepidation: "Yinxue? ”
"Boss, what's the matter?" There was a lot of fire over there, Zhang Zhengjie looked at his watch, it was one o'clock in the middle of the night, it was time to sleep.
"We have a newcomer in our bureau, named Chen Miao, who is a scythe of life and death, I have handed over this important task to you, I must let him enter our bureau, his house code is xxx911, Yinxue, I tell you as the boss, you must be gentle, do you know what gentleness is all about? Hey-toot-toot-"
Boss Zhang cried, why are the beauties in his group like this?
His own new house, his own house......
Chen Miao's saliva flowed, thinking about the roads he ran to rent a house, the skins he pulled, and the house he finally rented, there was nothing but a broken bed!
Look at your new home, a single house, a living room, a bedroom and a bathroom, and there is actually a cloakroom! That's 60 square meters! Thinking about the dilapidated house he had before, less than forty square meters, and the rent had to be thousands! In addition, the furniture in the room is also matched, wooden floors, leather sofas, LCD TVs, high-configuration computers, he can think of everything, even shampoo, soap and towels in the bathroom.
When he entered the cloakroom, he saw that there were three crisp suits, white shirts, ties, and three pairs of shiny leather shoes.
"These ...... Isn't it from the previous owner? ”
Xiao Wan smiled: "How come? These clothes are work clothes, but they are more beautiful and exquisite than those sold outside, and we have various numbers in the bureau, so you can pick them up directly when you need them. ”
"I still feel like I'm dreaming......," Chen Miao squeezed her arm hard and screamed.
"Many people feel like they are dreaming to get this job, and I was so at first, but my treatment can't be compared with you, I live with two people, but it's really much better for ordinary people!"
The doorbell rang softly.
Xiao Wan ran to open the door and said, "Who is coming so late?" Sister Lin You-"
Lin You changed his clothes, a refreshing dress, came in with some things in his hand, and smiled at the two: "I'm here to see a new colleague, hello Chen Miao, I officially introduce myself, my name is Lin You, a member of the first group." We're glad you joined us. ”
Chen Miao was stunned, this woman changed her clothes and changed her style, she was sexy and hot before, but at this time she was soft and amorous like a fairy, and there was really no one else with that smile.
Chen Miao looked back, Xiao Wan's eyes were straight, and she was depressed, this big beauty's electricity is too much, and if you eat both men and women, you will be under a lot of pressure!
"Xiaowan, you've worked hard too, go back and rest." Lin You said gently, Xiao Wan nodded stupidly and went out, then turned back and said, "Sister Lin You, goodbye!" ”
Lin You turned to Chen Miao: "You're hungry, I bought some food, there is everything in this house, but you have to buy the food yourself, it will be bad if you leave it for a long time." ”
"You're so right," Chen Miao agreed a hundred times, thinking that you would be willing to buy it for me in the future, and I would die without regrets.
The two of them drank wine and ate supper in Chen Miao's hut, and after eating, Lin You cleaned up the garbage very seriously.
"Do you want me to send you?" Chen Miao was fascinated.
Lin Youjiao chuckled: "I drove the car, but it would be nice if you sent me to the parking lot downstairs." ”
Chen Miao was in a happy mood, thinking that I would be willing to send it to your house! Even if it's running!
Before leaving, Lin You said: "Remember to fill in the group list early tomorrow morning, remember, you must enter a group." ”
Chen Miao nodded vigorously: "Of course, no one can stop me from going to a group!" ”
Lin You left gracefully.
Chen Miao thought about Lin You falling asleep, and she didn't know how many good dreams she had all night. Suddenly, the mountain collapsed in the dream, and he was suddenly surprised, and he sat on the bed stupidly, and a long-haired woman in red rushed in, with an angry face.
"Is that you?" The woman was disdainful.
"Huh?" Chen Miao was stunned, what's wrong with this world, another big beauty with a sickle on her back! This face and figure are truly a combination of angels and devils! It's hotter than the Flaming Mountain!
"It's you who don't let me sleep well early in the morning?!" The woman stepped on Chen Miao's bed as white as snow with one foot in a boot.
"Uh, I think there's a misunderstanding......"
The early morning beauty wake-up service is very good, but what is the situation in front of you?
Chen Miao was about to ask a little more clearly, but this beauty was beaten with a fat head and face, beating that fiercely, Chen Miao, a man who is more than one meter and eight years old, has no choice but to wail, and beats him directly from the bed to the ground.
Thousands of grass and mud horses galloped through Chen Miao's mind.
What the hell is this woman?
"Are you going?"
"Sister, I really didn't disturb your sleep~!" I was finally able to catch my breath, so I quickly explained, it's obvious that you are disturbing my sleep, okay?!
"I ask you if you're going!" Another slap in the face.
Chen Miao turned diazed: "Go...... Where to? ”
"Don't play dumb for me!" Another slap in the face.
Chen Miao cried: "Go! Go! Knife Mountain Oil Pot Go! ”
Only then did the woman show a hint of a smile, pulled the collar and scooped the person up, went out, got in the car, and raced all the way.
"Yinxue, this is ......" The doorman looked at the beautiful woman with a look of astonishment, holding a pig's head face in her hand.
Yin Xue ignored him, went directly to the personnel department on the third floor, and slapped a form on Chen Miao's face.
Chen Miao covered her nose with a nosebleed, wanting to cry without tears, who would tell him what the hell he had bumped into?
"What are you stunned about? Hurry up and write! ”
Chen Miao looked at the form: Enrollment application form. Simple.
"You idiot, one, two, three, one two three to write Chinese characters, rewrite!" Slap in the face again.
Write it again and turn it in.
"Did you go to elementary school? Two can be written as one! Rewrite! He slapped him in the face again.
Chen Miao trembled and turned it in for the third time, the queen was nesting in the chair to sleep, her beautiful eyes were stunned, Chen Miao shook and thought that she had written something wrong, but the beauty smiled: "Look, you won't go wrong if you are serious!" Okay, let's stuff it into the office of the head of the personnel section. ”
Chen Miao stuffed the paper under the crack in the door, and always felt that something was wrong. Wrong. Nothing is wrong. What the hell is this woman?!
After doing this, Chen Miao finally found time to look at his watch: a quarter past seven...... I must have not woken up, this time should not be so early......
It's okay to go to work at nine o'clock?!
The beautiful woman in the chair is already asleep. After falling asleep, this female ghost is still very good-looking, and it is impossible to take your eyes off......
Chen Miao slapped herself and scolded: "Long snack, this is a female ghost, okay!" Good no good!