Chapter 1: Return to Earth

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The wind was blowing slowly, at the top of the towering peak, the terrifying roar in the distance kept coming, Qiao Yuan stood in the wind, calmly looking ahead, and at the end of his gaze, a huge object like a small mountain was rapidly retreating into the dense jungle towering into the clouds, looking at it, it seemed that the tide was rapidly receding, and after a while, it retreated into the jungle. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

Finally, the earth returned to calm, and in the east, a red light slowly rose, facing the sun, the liaison officer Li Wei stumbled up the mountain with the military order in his arms, not to mention how excited his handsome face was, and shouted at Qiao Yuan as soon as he rushed up the mountain.

"Captain, desolate beast, desolate beast, really retreat!" Levi's face was full of disbelief.

Not long ago, the desolate beast rushed out of the towering sea of clouds in the distance, and it was about to sweep the earth, but he didn't expect it to retreat without a trace in a blink of an eye, and Levi felt like he was in a dream.

What's even more incredible is that in fact, as early as a day ago, Qiao Yuan asserted that when the sun rises in the east, the desolate beast will inevitably retreat, and today the desolate beast really retreated, which is simply divine.

"Captain Qiao Yuan, this, how did you do this?" Levi's face was full of curiosity!

"That's it!" Qiao Yuan, who was looking at the distance intently, turned his head and replied casually.

Levi suddenly said: "Ah, I understand, this must be a secret, right!" ā€

As soon as the words fell, Qiao Yuan looked at Li Wei expressionlessly: "It's not a secret, it's just that I'm lazy and don't want to explain!" ā€

Belch!

I didn't expect the answer to be like this at all, Levi was so choked that he couldn't say a word, not to mention how embarrassing it was.

On the other hand, Qiao Yuan didn't care at all, and said expressionlessly: "Get the warrant!" ā€

"Ah...... Oh, here, it's the Legion Commander's warrant! Levi finally remembered what was going on, and immediately took out the warrant from his bosom and handed it over.

Qiao Yuan took the warrant expressionlessly, but he only glanced at it, and the corners of his mouth immediately smiled mockingly, and there was an indescribable mockery on his face.

Levi was stunned for a moment, and suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.

After a while, the wind around him stopped, and the birdsong disappeared with it, and the surrounding area fell into an almost deathly silence, and Levi couldn't help but chuckle in his heart.

"Is there ...... Any questions? Captain Qiao Yuan! ā€

"Absolutely!"

"Ahh Levi was shocked.

Qiao Yuan said seriously: "Don't be nervous, it's just a little tired, so I don't plan to go!" ā€

"Huh? Captain Joe, you, what do you say? Levi almost thought there was something wrong with his ears.

Yes! Qiao Yuan yawned lazily: "Don't be nervous, you just don't want to go when you're tired!" ā€

"But this is disobedience!" Levi blurted out.

But who knows, as soon as these words came out, Qiao Yuan looked at Li Wei like an idiot, and his eyes were ...... Gee!

Grunt! Levi swallowed hard: "It's hard... Difficult... Isn't it right? ā€

"No, it's just, you have to be so straightforward!" Qiao Yuan said innocently.

"Ah......" Levi was directly confused.

"Okay!" Qiao Yuan was completely defeated by this stupid person, and he had no choice but to spread his hands: "Since that's the case, I'll just say it, Sang Hanshui is an idiot, and stupid pigs will listen to his orders!" Don't talk to me about any bullshit, obeying orders is the duty of subordinates, I'm just a mercenary, my task is to repel the wild beasts, Sang Hanshui, that bastard marched into the wilderness forest, that's his, but I'm sorry, I want to find the dead Sang Hanshui and he goes by himself, so Lao Tzu doesn't accompany him! ā€

Qiao Yuan couldn't bear it, and directly bombarded indiscriminately, Li Wei was stunned, and even obediently, this guy not only disobeyed orders, but also scolded the legion leader!

"Joe, Captain Qiao Yuan, you, you just ...... Open...... Just kidding! Levi was shaking.

Qiao Yuan blinked with a smile: "What do you say?" ā€

Li Wei was shocked: "No, no, Captain Qiao Yuan, no matter what, you must not disobey the military order, otherwise you will be found by the gendarmerie and you will be killed directly!" ā€

It's not a joke that the military order is like a mountain, whoever dares to escape on the battlefield will really be killed directly, and there will definitely be no emotion.

But in the face of this threat, Qiao Yuan turned his head willfully.

"No, I don't want to go back!"

"Ah...... How can this work, it will really die! Levi almost burst into tears.

"No, I'm definitely not going to die, but you're a weak chicken, it's probably hard to survive the aftermath of the battle!" Qiao Yuan analyzed straightforwardly.

"......" Levi is so kind!

Qiao Yuan: "But it doesn't matter, you have to disobey anyway, so just don't do it, and just hack Sang Hanshui to death!" ā€

"Ah...... You, what do you say? Levi's eyes widened.

"Hack Sang Hanshui, hack him to death, won't you be saved!" Qiao Yuan said seriously.

But as soon as the words fell, Levi's face turned from shock to fear.

Hack to death Sang Hanshui, Nima, that's not killing chickens, that's the commander of the thirteenth division of the Blood Hammer, a well-known strong man in the army, hacking such a person, this guy can say it.

Crazy! Levi wanted to shout these three words, but for some reason, he suddenly couldn't even move, and then something even more terrifying began.

I saw Qiao Yuan with a playful smile on his face, put his hands to his mouth with a smile, and made a shouting appearance, and then ......

"Brothers of the Thirteenth Division of the Blood Hammer, good morning, I tell you an unfortunate news, Sang Hanshui is going to march into the Wild Forest, he wants to exchange your lives for a hat on his head, and use your lives in exchange for precious materials to please those dignitaries!"

The sonorous and powerful impassioned speech constantly echoed in the mountains, as if it would not be weakened at all, and spread to every corner.

In an instant, there was an uproar in the military camp below, and Levi's expression completely changed from panic to panic, and at this moment, Qiao Yuan smiled evilly at him.

"Brothers, it's all a death anyway, hack Sang Hanshui, this bastard!"

"Hack Sang Hanshui!"

"Brothers, fight with Sang Hanshui!"

Crazy, crazy, all crazy, one after another killing shouts, boiling in all directions, this is simply going to cause a mutiny!

Levi collapsed weakly on the ground, and he finally understood that this guy was simply crazy.

It sounds incredible, but is there anything else possible besides this answer? No, while this guy is normal, it's really......

Yes! Wait a minute! Don't...... Li Wei seemed to think of something, and when he saw Qiao Yuan, his eyes suddenly turned into fear!

At this moment, the most painful thing is Sang Hanshui, when a series of killing shouts sounded outside the handsome tent, Sang Hanshui almost blew up his lungs, and couldn't help but look up to the sky and roar!

"Qiao Yuan, you bastard, Lao Tzu is going to kill you!"

"Okay, brother wait, if you don't come, you'll be a grandson!"

"Damn, you wait for Lao Tzu!"

……

The roar of anger shook the heavens and the earth, and Qiao Yuan: 'Idiots are just waiting for you to cut it!' Although he said it beautifully, the thing did not stop at all, and immediately returned to Makino Castle.

And not far behind him, Li Wei looked at the back of Qiao Yuan leaving, and at this moment he seemed to understand a lot!

Things were as planned a long time ago, in less than half an hour, the thirteen blood hammer departments were already a complete mess, and Qiao Yuan returned to Muye as planned.

Back at the residence, Qiao Yuan immediately went into the apartment without looking back.

Bang, the door was shut.

After locking the doors and windows, Qiao Yuan sat on the sofa with his butt, but the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, turned around and lay on the sofa and played with the cube crystals he carried, but his thoughts were unprecedentedly quiet.

That's right, this was all deliberate, including unceremoniously choking on Sang Hanshui and setting off the Thirteen Blood Hammers to bomb the camp, which was planned from the beginning.

Needless to say, the purpose is naturally to play the idiot of Sang Hanshui.

And now the fuse of the rebellion has been ignited, and the thirteen blood hammers have bombed the battalion, although there are generals and officers of various armies to suppress it, it is estimated that this mutiny will not be able to rise, but it is estimated that there is no play in marching into the wild forest, and the recall of Sang Hanshui is estimated to be certain.

After all, there was such a major event as a mutiny, and it was impossible for the above to ignore it, and Sang Hanshui, the commander of the corps, would definitely be to blame, and even if he would die in the chaos.

According to Qiao Yuan's judgment, this possibility accounts for eighty percent, there is no way, who let Sang Han not do good things when he is at the level, and make enemies everywhere!

Of course, Qiao Yuan, as the initiator, could not be let go easily.

In other words, this time Qiao Yuan stabbed the big basket, but all this was done on his purpose, so naturally things have to be different!

Of course, this is a question of a retreat, but this retreat is more peculiar!

"The big thing is over, there is no more concern, it's time to return to Earth!"

Qiao Yuan looked at the city that was gradually making noise, and thought with some emotion.

It seems that it has been sixteen years since I was reborn in the Earth Immortal Realm! Time flies!

In the past sixteen years, Qiao Yuan has always wanted to return to the earth, so he has traveled all over the mountains and rivers to find all kinds of clues.

After going through a lot of hardships, Qiao Yuan finally found a way to return to the earth here, but now that he is about to return, he is a little reluctant to go to this immortal world.

There is a good saying, sluts are hypocritical, probably talking about people like Qiao Yuan!

It's time to go, though!

With the sound of rustling footsteps outside the door, Qiao Yuan knew that the time had come, so he casually threw the crystal on the ground, and pointed a little with his right hand, the square crystal immediately trembled, and the gossip array immediately appeared, and then the square crystal quickly sank into the ground.

Get! Qiao Yuan clapped his hands, and his body turned into a ray of light and followed into the crystal!

Earth! In an apartment in the magic capital of Huaxia, Tang Wei was dressed in a nightgown, holding a hugging bear and sending WeChat messages melancholy, but it had been an hour since the last message was sent just now, but there was no response.

Suddenly, a rainbow came out of Kidney Six in the room strangely, and Tang Wei was instantly stunned.

Before Tang Wei could figure out what was going on, Rainbow quickly circled around the room and turned into a person in an extremely strange way.

Bang dang! Kidney Six smashed directly to the ground, and Tang Wei's small mouth directly turned into an O-shape.

It was none other than Qiao Yuan, who had returned from the Earth Immortal Realm, and when he opened his eyes, he was facing each other in an instant.

Yes......

Jingle bells! At the same time, in a corner of the magic capital, the alarm bell sounded in the dark!

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