Chapter 17: A Boring Day. often
Ye Yun moved, anyway, both sides are rented, although this side is a little more expensive, but fortunately, this place is quiet, two ladders and three households, the house is also big, each building in the entire community is equipped with security and property management personnel, there is an access card to enter and exit the building, and people who are not in this building will never be able to enter. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
The house is three bedrooms, two living rooms and two bathrooms, and it also has a large balcony, and the overall decoration is very good, Western-style, which is very in line with Ye Yun's taste.
But the only bad thing is the room number!
At that time, when I rented, I played a person who was not bad for money, but the result was that I didn't notice the room number, a total of eight buildings, each with 28 floors, a total of 24 units, each with three units, in order to distinguish these units, the developer named them very directly, one building 123, two buildings 456, and so on, and where Ye Yun is located, it happens to be the eighth building, the 22nd floor, No. 22!
Now Ye Yun's only happiness is that it is not the second building, otherwise it is really going to be home for the second time!
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"Lao Hei, you say, where am I going in the next world?" Ye Yun took the mirror, looked at his flawless face seriously, nodded with satisfaction, and then looked at his sturdy figure, Ye Yun was even more satisfied.
"I said, can you stop?" Lao Hei is very helpless, if you do it once or twice, forget it, if you are bitten by a dog once or twice, the conditioning will pass, but you come once a day, and you have been coming for more than 20 days, every day is such an action, coupled with your disgusting expression, it is clear that I can't eat!
Ye Yun glanced at Lao Hei's expression and put away the mirror with satisfaction, "Oops, I don't know what's going on, early this morning, I was actually woken up by myself!" As he spoke, Ye Yun made a lonely expression.
Lao Hei had a black face, staring at Ye Yun without saying a word, the murderous aura in his eyes was scattered, and he wanted to step forward and slap this shameless thing to death......
"Okay, I know you're jealous of me, it's okay, I'm still optimistic that you can reach my height!" Ye Yun was very modest at this time, and he didn't have any arrogance just now, which made Lao Hei wonder a little, is this still the shameless person?
Before Lao Hei began to wonder if he had forgotten to take medicine today, Ye Yun's words behind him completely made him understand that not only he had taken medicine today, but even Ye Yun had taken it, but he had eaten a little too much......
"But you have no hope in this life, look forward to the next life! Of course, if you meet me in the next life, you'll be embarrassed......"
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"Okay, after all this nonsense, it's time to get down to business!" Ye Yun's expression became serious, he frowned, and looked at Lao Hei seriously, "Of course, I said that I am the most handsome, this is not nonsense!" ”
Lao Hei rolled his eyes and didn't speak.
"Now, let's talk about it, where the next world goes!" Ye Yun said, taking out a notebook.
"What is this?" Lao Hei was a little curious, I hadn't seen this shameless person take this thing out before, how did he take it out today?
Ye Yun smiled: "This is the world that I have carefully selected and found in the past twenty days, and the next world is just one of these worlds!" ”
When Lao Hei heard this, he glanced at Ye Yun in a little surprise, "Yo, I didn't expect you to prepare this, well, I want to see, you are going to go to those worlds!" ”
As he spoke, Lao Hei took the notebook in Ye Yun's hand.
The first page is blank, Lao Hei doesn't care, continue to turn the next page, it's still blank, Lao Hei still doesn't care, and then continue to turn, blank, turn again, blank.
Until he finished the whole book, Lao Hei didn't see a single word.
"You play with me!"
"Eh, familiar and familiar, but you can't do this, we are disciplined people, you tell me to play with you, I will play with you, so who are we? Also, I'm straight, there's no way I'm going to do such a thing! If you really want to, I can buy you an android! ”
"Get out!"
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"So, you're going to go directly to the film and television dramas that can pursue immortality!" Old Hei looked at Ye Yun in surprise.
"Nonsense, since you have this opportunity and don't pursue immortality, what's the point?"
In fact, Ye Yun's initial preparation was to continue to brush his life in modern dramas, and when his life was enough, he would directly exchange it for immortality, which was also the safest way, and the lifespan that needed to be exchanged was not much, just 10,000 years.
Ye Yun wondered about this, this is all immortal, it only takes 10,000 years, this is not a bug!
Curious, Ye Yun asked Lao Hei, and Lao Hei smiled and said cheaply, that's just immortality! It doesn't mean you don't die, you know?
Ye Yun shook his head very cooperatively.
Lao Hei patiently explained, immortality, does not mean immortality, everyone's birth, old age, sickness and death, there is a fixed number, there is an occasional deviation that is nothing, but when the deviation is large, then the problem comes, there are ghosts and gods, that is, ghosts and gods to find out what the situation is, if there are no ghosts and gods, then directly from the way of heaven, find out that you do not have this ability, but you have so much life, according to your country, that is. Large. Forehead. Wealth. Give birth. Come. Source. No. Bright. Crime!
First confiscate your lifespan, and then you are imprisoned and ask how this life came about!
At the same time, you don't have to think about what to exchange for this immortality first, after using this immortal life to exchange strength, as long as you exchange the immortality of our travel agency, then this part of the life will be locked, you can't exchange anything, you can only rely on the life you earn, and the price has to be doubled, pay attention, not doubled, it's ten times!
Therefore, even if this immortality is very cheap, as long as it is 10,000 years, basically no one will exchange it! To put it simply, it is how big your fist is, you can enjoy the benefits of a big fist, if your fist is not big, then I'm sorry, my fist is bigger than yours, and yours is mine!
It's a very straightforward truth, and it's also a practical truth.
So Ye Yun realized, now he has 1,200 years left after he has a lifespan for Lao Hei, which is basically equivalent to a person who has won the jackpot, he is very excited to hold the prize ticket in his hand and wave it, and he is not afraid of death and shouts that I have won the lottery.
If that's it, forget it, but you're still a powerless person, this is no longer called looking for death, it's just a trick to die, so you were killed by yourself, to death, who else can you blame?
"Okay, I don't care anyway, as long as you can earn life and divide me in half, then everything is OK!" Old Black shrugged his shoulders indifferently.
Ye Yun glanced at Lao Hei: "Don't worry, your share is indispensable, and if you use other reasons, can you earn your life?" For example, if I help you, you give me life! ”
"No problem, as long as it's a normal transaction, both parties are voluntary, you can do whatever you want!"
"Oh!" Ye Yun nodded understandingly, then took out his mobile phone and began to find out which world to go to!
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"Old Black, do you think I'm going to Mr. Zombie's world?" After Ye Yun lowered his head and checked for a long time, he felt that this was a good place to go.
"Mr. Zombie?" Lao Hei put down the newspaper in his hand and came to the computer, "This world is not too low-level, it is very suitable for you, if you want to, you can go and have a look, just exercise you!" ”
"Alright then, it's decided, go Mr. Zombie!"