The zombie and the fat man jumped up and down, very happy, and the cowboy old man who got out of the table looked at the fat man downstairs, angry. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Loser, you let a dog clean it up, and you lost the face of the old Cao family."

The cowboy old man changed his shape, appeared in front of the fat man, slapped the fat man hard, took off the talisman, and kept searching for the cute voice.

"Living Ancestor, you can't betray me, this old man is amazing, his formation is superb, you have to be careful."

Meng Meng flattered him to inform him of the old man's judgment, and gave the big ability a talisman, and took the talisman to the knot, the big ability opened his eyes, there was not a word on the whole paper, it was all hand-carved, it was extremely complicated and cumbersome, and he could carve it on the paper, he was completely a master of the carving world, and what he didn't expect was that the talisman could be carved, as for the effect, it can be seen from the fat man.

"Master, Meng Meng is my pet, I have offended a lot, I hope you will forgive me." The big ability to pull out the cuteness and throw it on the ground and step on it fiercely to show punishment.

"Master, I like these two words, I will call me Master Cao in the future, this dog is not simple, I would like to advise you, be careful of the evil dog devouring the master."

Master Cao's words caused Meng Meng to be unhappy, squeezed out the soles of his shoes with difficulty, and roared at Master Cao with grinning teeth: "I am a divine dog, I am a dignified free soul, I remember you, you dare to provoke the feelings between me and the living ancestors, I decided that the big dog does not care about the villain." ”

"Master, it's almost time for the funeral, do you need us to do anything?" Da Ke asked.

"Of course there is, I can help you with Xiaohui and Dayi, but how to bury you should ask the customer, whether it is water burial, cremation, wind burial, earth burial, tree burial, etc., there are different particulars."

General funeral, small need to change into a shroud to tidy up the appearance, large into the museum, and then cover the coffin, before it can be conclusive, the ancient method of practice of the soul of the dead, according to most of the ethnic will be buried in the soil, and then do seven, seven seven forty-nine days, the ancient etiquette is to keep filial piety for three years, the rules are roughly the same, local differences.

"How much more to pay attention to."

I don't know anything about the big ability, it seems that the problem of Dongfang winning is really difficult to complete, most of the modern funerals are cremated, so as to save land, money and effort, according to the father of the big ability, it is to speed up the feeding of nature.

"In vain, your ancestors are still Taoist priests, and they have been lost in your lifetime, just like my eldest nephew, you young people have been Westernized, and even the old man is not exempt from vulgarity."

Master Cao moved his mouth slightly, and the five zombies began to take the initiative to put on makeup, put on the shrouds, and even each zombie removed his limbs, put them together, and then sewed and mended them with beauty props, and a brand-new corpse appeared, pasted a talisman, and it was still moving.

Watching the fat man and his great ability to learn from the sidelines, his stomach turned upside down, and he couldn't help but swallow the ground too disgusting, too cruel, too TM and inhumane, and suddenly Master Cao's image rose to the level of a demon.

Covering his mouth, he had to admire Master Cao, he was able to think of using local materials, it was completely something that only profiteers could do, it seemed that he was still too simple, in order to find a corpse, he didn't get it, Master Cao did it with five times divided by two, and he must learn more from the old man.

Soon six zombies appeared in front of him seemingly intact, lying down quietly under the command of Master Cao, and by the way, he covered himself with a corpse cloth, and the Meng Meng on the side drooped his ears, what kind of head does this Taoist priest look like, how to come up with such a way, smart people are the most terrifying, it is best to stay away from him.

"Okay, now you go out to buy soul flags and soul rejuvenation incense, there are them on Huangquan Road next door, as for other things, you can ask the customers, what we do is to make the customers satisfied, the customer first."

Listening to Master Cao's words, the big ability pulled the fat man out immediately, and Meng Meng quickly followed, leaving Master Cao to look at the leaving big ability worriedly.

"It's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided, fate is yin and yang, ghost old man, you're gambling, I'll buy a face and help this kid well."

Going out, the cold wind is long, because the snakes gush out during the day, people are panicked, thinking that there is going to be an earthquake, so they send the red light district opposite to the birth at this time, the courtyard is cold, looking at the large electronic screen not far away, rolling to play the government investigation report, to calm people's hearts.

"Today I am a group of snakes surging phenomenon, after a comprehensive investigation in our city, this is a construction blasting caused by the migration of biological clusters, now the relevant ecological departments and experts are fully researching, the public can rest assured at home, the follow-up report will be followed up by our station."

After the news anchor finished speaking, the camera switched to the Ten Absolute Land, and a huge sinkhole appeared, and the black hole was terrifying, and then the camera switched to become the scene of a group of snakes coming out of the hole during the day.

In the middle of the river, the sewers are full of colorful snakes, just looking at the big ability to feel the scalp numb, the vision of the sky, the cave is completely blocked, the big ability to find a group of people wearing national security signs deep underground, archaeologists, biology and other people gathered to discuss this amazing discovery.

Artemisia City is still calm, the frightened people have stayed at home, afraid of what will happen, the vast majority of citizens are still living as usual, all disasters can not change their lives, the great ability to look up at the starry sky, feel that one of the stars is flashing, a ghost Taiji face appeared in front of him.

Tianluo, what the hell do you want to do!

The starry sky is confusing, and when you look at it, there are bloody big characters, densely covering the entire street, and a pair of resentful eyes look at the big ability.

Demolition, demolition, demolition, demolition, demolition, demolition, ......

Countless blood-red characters are written on the streets and alleys, on the pillars of the door, and this kind of thing will happen if you are not there for a day, it is extremely hateful, and you have to find them to reason with you.

"Director, you're finally here, look at our streets, the law enforcement team is here, saying they want me to demolish, as soon as the law enforcement team leaves, a group of thugs will spread feces everywhere, write and tear down everywhere, and we will beat people when we stop them."

"It's not that we don't want to demolish it, but the price they offered is so outrageous that they even threatened to fire my son if he didn't agree."

"It's not that I don't want to dismantle it, but I'm reluctant to use this craft tool, you said that if I leave here, where can I find a place to do old crafts, and I can't lose my craftsmanship."

……

Everyone is gossiping, listening to the big ability of the head booming, Huangquan Road from the urban planning does hinder the overall layout of the city, sooner or later it will be demolished, but with such a rough way to deal with, the compensation is ridiculously low, which is greasy is everyone can see, today this reason must be recovered.

"Yes, director, you have to give me a comment, I don't believe that there is no heavenly reason, even if there is no heavenly reason, Tianluo will clean them up."

Tianluo, I don't know which old man said such a thing, five thunders thundered, and the big ability suddenly knew what Tianluo wanted to do, and if it was broken, something big would happen tonight.