It was a weekend afternoon, and I saw my grandfather running into the yard in a hurry, and said to me and my mother, "It's a little busy over there, I'm going to go through the clouds, don't call me these two days." ”

After that, my grandfather hid in the hut and locked the door.

I was surprised for a moment, looked at my mother and asked, "Mom, what do you mean to go to the yin?" ”

My mom gave me a strange look: "What have you been studying all these years?" Don't even know how to walk in the shade? Your grandfather went over there on errands, don't bother him these days. ”

It turned out to be a yin, not a yin......

Over there? Is it Hades? Damn, this old man still has the ability to go to the underworld, I've been with him for fifteen years, why don't I know?

I only know that my grandfather is a yin, I originally thought that I would just sit in the infirmary and take care of the ghosts, so what's the matter, do I have to go over there to report on my work?

In the past few years, I have heard a lot of things with my grandfather, such as the omen of the soul before death, what strange expressions there are after death, the ascension to immortality by practicing Taoism, the establishment of Buddhahood by practicing Buddhism, and so on......

But so far, I'm just a three-legged cat, half-baked level, I don't have the ability to fly into an immortal, at most I can walk to the town middle school without blushing or panting, let alone become a Buddha on the ground, that is the opportunity that Buddhist monks will have, I haven't even shaved my head, where will I become a monk?

My mother looked at my idiot-like eyes, as if she understood something instantly, touched my head and said: "Your grandfather won't let you know, naturally he has his plans, it's okay not to know, the ability to go to yin is already quite out of the way, in your grandfather's business, it is called partial help, and it is not the same concept as Taoism and Buddhism."

And there are many ways to pass the yin, your grandfather belongs to the lowest level, it is estimated that your grandfather wants you to learn a better way to pass the yin, so he didn't teach you this thing. ”

"Oh! Mom, how do you know so much? ”

I scratched my head, at the age of fifteen, I was already more than 1.7 meters tall, taller than my mother, so she still had a little trouble touching my head, but she seemed to love me even more.

As I got older, I found that my mother was less restrictive about learning the Dao, and now she often talks about things I don't understand.

I never saw that she still had such a huge amount of knowledge before, I thought she could only cook on the fire, who knew that she knew more than me.

My mom laughed and said, "Your mom is almost 40 years old this year, and she's seen more strange things than you've ever heard. ”

I immediately retorted: "What do you mean it's almost 40, I see that your skin is more tender than those little girls in our village, and you are more enchanting than those fashionable girls in the town, I look at you, at most you are in your twenties." ”

My mother grabbed my ears and pulled them up, and scolded with a smile: "Little rabbit, I see that you are getting older and more racing, and you don't study hard all day long, what do you think?" ”

I hurriedly covered my ears and said with a smile: "Oh, it hurts, Mom, Mom, I'm wrong, I'm wrong." ”

My mother pressed a finger on my head and said angrily: "Your grandfather has been away for the past two days, you should be careful at night." ”

After being reminded by my mother, I suddenly remembered that my grandfather had gone to the yin, and in the evening, I went to the hospital alone, and this was the first time I had seen a ghost alone, and I couldn't help but get a little excited.

Of course, there is still some fear.

I rubbed my hands together and said, "Don't worry, Mom, it's a piece of cake." ”

My mother turned around and walked into the house: "You know poverty." Have you done your homework? ”

I didn't answer her, and ran out of the gate with light steps, heading straight for the entrance of the village.

As I was leaving, I glanced at the window of the hut, and it was strange that I couldn't see what was inside, but only the darkness, as mysterious as my grandfather's hospital.

My mother didn't hear my answer, but when she turned around and saw that I had run far away, she shouted at me, "Stinky boy, where are you going?" It's been like this since I was a child. Hey, you remember to come back for dinner. ”

Without looking back, I waved my hand and soon ran out of the village.

When I ran to the bus stop at the entrance of the village, Nobita had been waiting there for a long time.

Seeing me coming, he hurriedly got up and scolded me: "Melon goods, why is it so late, they should be in a hurry." ”

It's been nine years, and Nobita has grown up, slightly shorter than me, with a fair face and a simple smile.

This product is now more and more good at pretending to be Sven, always like to wear a yellow T-shirt and jeans, and the most unbearable thing for me is that this turtle son obviously has excellent eyesight, but he always wears a pair of black-framed glasses, and then combs his hair to pretend to be an intellectual.

In fact, this kid's belly of bad water, in my words, is Sven more scum, the whole well-dressed beast.

I was worried that this kid had recruited ghosts a few times and lost his soul a few times, and his brain would be abnormal.

Now it seems that my worries are unnecessary, this kid not only eats well, drinks well, and plays well on weekdays, but also has a lot of flowers.

It's not that the big girl took a bath today, or that the kid will prick the bicycle tire tomorrow.

People say that if you are stained by a ghost, your body will be weak in the future, but I don't see that Nobita's body is weak.

On the contrary, he has a great body, and he eats well, and he can fight three or two of them.

In my grandfather's words, Nobita's kid has a good fortune, and it's nothing to get a little yin qi, but if he changes it to a bad fortune, he will definitely hurt Shou Yuan and braided early.

Of course, he can't beat me, after all, I have practiced ghost doctor boxing for nine years, and if he dares to prick my hair, I can beat him with one punch and can't get up.

The two of us have been going to school together since we were children, and I don't know if it's the reason for the deep fate that my grandfather said, but it's all about to be admitted to high school, and we are still in the same class.

As for academic performance, Nobita, who often took the double hundred exam that year, has now become a veritable poor student, and he is at the bottom of my class, but I am struggling near the passing line all year round, and now I am at the top.

I don't know why, since I started practicing, my brain has been very clear, I can read almost everything once, and I can memorize those rough and difficult Taoist scriptures, Buddhist scriptures, not to mention those things in textbooks.

And that's not pediatrics?

"Who's waiting? Aren't you going to play games? Who else did you shout? ”

I took the gum that Nobita handed me and threw it into my mouth, after all, I was only fifteen years old, and no matter how capable I was, I was just a child, and I couldn't resist the temptation of game consoles and the like.

Nobita smiled mysteriously: "Let's stop playing games, let's go ......"

What the? Don't play anymore? I finally ran out when the old man was gone, and I came in a hurry, but I couldn't say that this thing was going to go?

I suddenly got angry and interrupted him: "What are you going to do if you don't play games?" ”

Nobita grabbed my arm and said, "Oh, you don't ink, come with me if it's a brother." ”

Damn, games were Nobita's favorite at that time, and this kid couldn't even play games, what are you going to do?