Chapter Twenty-Nine: Ah, I feel more and more literary
"Life is gradually turning black and white,
In the remaining photographs, all color has been lost. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
The past, the present, and the future will no longer exist.
All hope will be buried in this cage.
And you.
It's just here,
A painstaking pursuit, nostalgic for memories.
Tragic ....."
- Suddenly awakened from a nightmare,
Holding his head in pain from time to time, Zhou You struggled to get up from the sofa, and what came into view was an extremely tidy room.
The oval-shaped room has few pieces of furniture, and the result of this deliberate reduction makes the room look extremely neat.
-- Perhaps so disgusted with the clown and its ornate circus tent that the owner of the house has made his room the opposite of simple.
"Nightmare....... Is it? Zhou You covered his forehead with one hand and squinted his eyes, unable to adjust to the bright sunlight constantly reflecting from the window. By the way, I remember, after I came back from the clown yesterday, I fell asleep directly on the sofa.... Ah, what time is it? ”
"11:32:45 a.m., sir." Just when Zhou You had just woken up from a hazy sleep and was still in a daze, a female voice full of mechanical texture suddenly sounded in his ears. "And sir, I think I have to remind you that when you entered the house, you fell asleep on the floor, or did I help you get on the couch, so...."
"--What the are you doing with such a heavy weight, you dead pig! Do you know how hard it takes for the old lady to get you to the bed in the way of this damn procedure? Since I'm a dog, I feel a little bit of a dog, bastard! Let the old lady waste time for you, ..... you"
The voice paused for a few seconds, and then scolded loudly in an unusually fierce tone that was diametrically opposed to the softness of the previous moment.
"I'm gone, and sure enough, the clown hasn't changed, and you haven't changed either.," Zhou You muttered to himself, then reached out to his head and grabbed the source of the chattering voice—a silver-gray metal ball the size of a fist, with a slender metal arm, and no other parts except for the electronic eye embedded in the middle, and threw it into the distance with all his might. Nima has been reborn, why am I still surrounded by crazy guides and psychotic robot stewards! Lord God, can you give me another one to die!! Even if it's a human being........ Ah, three-pointers! Looks like you're going to have good luck today~"
Someone who was scolding the sky suddenly saw the ball that fell into the center of the garbage basket in the distance, and said in surprise.
"Call me Miss Betty! Also, travel around .... You slug from the Jurassic to the present! , a pig with a filthy and foul smell all over his body! Something more humble than germs! Actually dare to throw me in the trash! The old lady is definitely not finished with you today!! The metal ball cursed, stretched out its slender arms, and tried in vain to climb out of a pile of all kinds of garbage, but unfortunately because of a certain button that Zhou You pressed with his hand just now, it lost its ability to fly and faced the edge of the basket that was too high, and it seemed to be really heartfelt and powerless. Waiting for me to come out! You watch! If the old lady doesn't crush your bones and ashes today, she will write the shellfish upside down! ”
"Write backwards? Ha, come on, I'm looking forward to it, maybe after today, I should call you a murderer? Zhou You tilted his head, thought about it carefully, and suddenly showed a tangled performance. Bill, forget it, that's disgusting....."
"-Then I'll take care of your house, honorable Miss Betty." Zhou You shook his head, looked at the rising sun outside the window, picked up the two weapons beside him, and walked towards the door. "For the sake of my livelihood in the future, I have to sell this thing quickly, I hope that when I come back, you can crawl out of that hellish place, and..."
Zhou You recalled the contents of the trash can, showed a narrow smile, and added. "I can clean myself by the way."
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Pushing open the door of the room, a noisy sound suddenly flooded into my ears.
"Market area? How did it get here this time? Zhou You looked at the bustling crowd that seemed to have suddenly appeared in front of him, and looked back with some surprise at the place where he came out - at this time, there was nothing like a house behind him, and in the midst of the surging crowd, there was only a dark and unpretentious gate, which stood there as if it had existed since ancient times.
Buildings like this are distributed everywhere in the world constructed by the main god space, no one knows how many there are, and no one is idle and bored to count, every time everyone pushes the door from their own private space, they will push open another door in the world of the main god space at the same time - like a random teleportation, no one knows where they will come before they reach their destination.
Due to the randomness, there was even a rather high-end veteran who, after a hangover, casually pushed open the door of his room, and without even looking at the direction of the door, he stepped out - only to fall into the lava pool in the center of the volcano with a thud, and thus the soul of the oolong was gone.
From then on, when each newcomer entered the main god space, the first thing his guide told him was - don't open the door indiscriminately, and even if it does, don't go out indiscriminately, otherwise you will bear the consequences!
Except, of course, a certain mentally abnormal clown puppet.
"Door 54354? It seems that this is a small chance event." Looking at the house number above his head, Zhou You said with a little surprise - a long time ago... No, it can be said that since he entered this damn main god space, he has not had such good luck, in the past, when he opened the door, the place he teleported to was either a desolate cemetery or a dense jungle, even if he opened and closed the door many times to reset the destination, he couldn't go beyond these, or worse.
"In the past, I had to pay for a taxi here.... Well.. First, he just happened to make Betty still shoot a three-pointer, and then he teleported everything he wanted to go... Could it be that today is really our lucky day? ”
Zhou You chuckled and shook his head, leaving the door behind him and walking into the distance.
Around him, countless crowds of people flowed endlessly, showing a prosperous scene everywhere. As far as the eye can see, the whole market area seems to be like the bustling market in memory, with stalls all over the ground, shouting from the south to the north, crowds looking around, and all kinds of bargaining sounds.
For a while, Zhou You was in a trance, and even thought that he had returned to the past, and once again returned to the boring world that was almost extremely boring, but now he was desperately longing.
It's a pity that if you look closely, you will find that in the dazzling array of stalls, there are not the food and miscellaneous goods that he is familiar with, but cold weapons, blood-stained guns, armor full of iron and blood, and many more, just from the appearance of the unknown items that make people feel grotesque and bizarre.
Add to that the fact that the streets are full of people of all shapes and appearances, but only of different races - elves, dwarves, orcs, gobbits, and many more strange-looking monsters......all of them are clearly telling Zhou You that this is no longer his hometown, the place he once knew and hated, but now only exists in his memories.
"Ah, look, look! It's not .... Isn't that the one who? I see that you have been standing here for a long time, have you just arrived here, and in this chaotic sea of people, you are a little confused about where your destination is? Never mind! I will provide you with sincere service, only need you to pay a little...."
Just when Zhou You was about to fall into a wonderful mood, there was a sudden sound in his ears, which simply interpreted the term playboy to the extreme.