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readx;?。 Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 infoIn a small city in western China, Jian Ziyi had just returned home from playing "300 Heroes" from an Internet café.
"You get out, you only squat in the Internet café every day, always play games, watch anime, you're almost twenty years old, you don't think about your future all day long, you still watch anime like a child, do you know how angry your dad and I are? Your mother quarrels with me every day for your business, and now I have figured it out, I raised you so big, as parents, your mother and I have fulfilled your guardianship obligations, you are so disobedient now, so angry with us every day. Ay! Forget it, you can pack up your things tomorrow and develop yourself. Jian Ziyi's father said a lot of words to Jian Ziyi with a disappointed face.
At night, Jian Ziyi lay alone in bed and thought about a lot of things silently, and this time he was completely stiffened with his family. Jian Ziyi himself knows that in a small city like Huaguo WC, and the economic situation in his own family is indeed not suitable for his own life, but Jian Ziyi is true love for the second dimension, and many times Jian Ziyi imagines himself as a two-dimensional creature, but how should it be solved this time? After thinking about it for a long, long time, Jian Ziyi didn't think of any solution. What should I do?
At this time, Jian Ziyi found that someone in the mobile phone group was discussing how to commit suicide without pain, and Jian Ziyi suddenly felt that he could only solve it like this? Determined to do so, Jian Ziyi found what he thought was the best method, the "charcoal burning method".
The next day, Jian Ziyi found a small hotel and began to burn charcoal, and with the last attachment to the second dimension, Jian Ziyi chose to leave this world.
"Huh? Where is this? What's going on with me? Oh, yes, I think I killed myself, huh? That's not right! Am I not already dead? How can there still be consciousness? Didn't die successfully? Or is it swollen?" In a confined space that was not very dark, Jian Ziyi patted the unnecessary dust on his body and muttered to himself. "Hmph...... Hmph, your name is Jian Ziyi, right? Hawkers,Why don't you learn to commit suicide at a young age.,Well,Look at the last moment before you die, you still hold on to my attachment and love.,Well,Miss Ben saved you with great mercy.,That's it.,That's it.,Come and thank me! A little pink Lori crossed her hands on her hips and said to Jian Ziyi with a high nose. Jian Ziyi was taken aback by the little Lori who suddenly appeared in front of him.,Regardless of what this Lori said.,This Lori's first impression of Jian Ziyi is pink.,That's right.,It's pink.,Hawkers,Actually, chubby is still quite cute.,But the tone of her speech.,Well, that's right.,This can be regarded as the tsundere in the second dimension.。 But listen to what this Lori means.,She saved herself.,Well,So powerful.,Who will this Lori be?
"That, Miss Lori, what kind of god are you?" Jian Ziyi asked at Pink Lori, "Well, listen up, Miss Ben is the body that gathers all the two-dimensional consciousness, well, it's an existence similar to Alayya, well, Miss Ben's name is...... Forehead...... By the way, what's Miss Ben's name? Pink Lori asked Jian Ziyi, "Well, Miss Lori, how do I know what your name is?" But if you don't mind, I can give you a name, well, seeing that you're all pink and pink, how about calling you a little pink? Jian Ziyi trembled in his heart, in fact, Xiao Fan or something was completely nonsense. Pink Lori thought for a moment (sure it wasn't dozing off but thinking about it) "Well, okay, I'll allow you to call Miss Ben Xiaofen, by the way, I haven't explained it to you yet!" Miss Ben saw that you have such a great attachment to the second dimension, Miss Ben decided to give you a chance, so that you have a one-in-a-million experience, well, Miss Ben has a chance to let you three-dimensional people enter the two-dimensional world, of course, you must not be traveling, since you have ended your life in the three-dimensional world, it means that you have nothing to hope for life, so what, you are struggling in the two-dimensional world now, but what, Miss Ben is kind-hearted, I can still give you some benefits or something, what are the specific benefits? I'll give you more of this later."
Jian Ziyi was suddenly excited, really excited, as for why he was excited, nonsense, Jian Ziyi, who has always defined himself as a two-dimensional creature, has been struggling and wandering in the three-dimensional world, for Jian Ziyi, this is undoubtedly not a kind of sadness, and now he is suddenly told that he can enter the two-dimensional world to survive (Jian Ziyi has forgotten what Lori said is to make him struggle), isn't this a happy event for Jian Ziyi, and suddenly there is a feeling of no regrets in this life." By the way, Xiaofen, can you really let me enter the two-dimensional world, and what are the benefits you are talking about? Is it possible to learn those abilities in the second dimension?,Or can you have in-depth exchanges with the legendary heroines in the second dimension in various senses?,I'm looking forward to it.。 Jian Ziyi asked the pink little Lori in front of him expectantly. The pink little Lori came back to her senses from meditation (sure it wasn't dozing), "Well, indeed, if you're lucky, you have the opportunity to meet those heroines, but, your respectful face, Miss Ben thinks you don't have any hope, hawkers, don't have so many unfulfilled wishes in life." Jian Ziyi suddenly felt that there was no love in the world, which was deeply hit, but Jian Ziyi cheered himself up, well, true love is to be nourished by a beautiful soul, yes, that's right, it's like this, appearanceism or something is the most hateful, it's a cult, and it must be stopped.
Pink Lori looked at the goods in front of her, and for a while she was depressed, with an expression of sadness greater than her heart, and then her face was full of energy, and she looked like it should be like this, I don't know what snake spirit disease this thing is doing!" Okay, let's talk about it or something, now I'll tell you how to go to the two-dimensional world. First of all, you can choose a world you want to go to the most and tell me, persuade you to decide it in line with your own actual situation, otherwise you are a mortal god suddenly go to what high demon and high martial arts world, I think you know what the consequences are, after deciding, I can send you to the world you choose to go to, and then how to develop in that world, that's your own business, I won't give you any help, and remember, you yourself feel that you want to leave that world, You call my name in your own spiritual world.,You can go in and out of each world twice.,After that, there's no chance.,Well,At least temporarily.,If you accidentally die in the two-dimensional world.,Then,Your existence will completely disappear in this world.,Even if I want to help you, you can't do it.,Of course,If you learn the ability to resurrect, that's okay.,And if your popularity is good enough.,Really befriend those heroines or something and want to take them out of that world., As long as both parties agree, I can help you get them out. Jian Ziyi was already excited when he heard this, and asked Little Lori: "Really, can you really bring the heroine to this world?" Little Lori squinted her eyes, "Anyway, are you misremembering something, you are dead in this world, although I saved you, it was after you died that brought your soul and body to this space, to put it simply, your existence in the third dimension is gone, didn't I tell you?" "Uh...... That little fan, by the way, you really didn't say it, I promise. "Little Pink crooked his head" Didn't I say it? Jian Ziyi affirmed, "No, really not." "Didn't you? Is there really none"? "No, really no|", "Okay, just when I said okay, well, you said yes"? Jian Ziyi looked at the feeling that the pink Lori in front of him suddenly turned black, this should be blackened, right, is it blackened, is it really a big husband who blackened for such a thing? Well,Now this Lori is the boss.,She's what she says.,A good employee can't talk back to the boss.,Well, even if the boss says it's wrong, you can't.,Otherwise, the one who suffers must be himself.。
"Well, by the way, as far as your situation is concerned, Miss Ben decided to let you go to a world simulated by Miss Ben to learn Japanese, you know, the two-dimensional language is used in neon language (the pronunciation of "Japanese" is similar to neon), which is also a big problem for you, a three-dimensional creature in China, so Miss Ben is kind enough to give you a chance to learn neon with gratitude, Miss Haben is really good. Jian Ziyi looked at the blackened Lori of the snake spirit who suddenly laughed, and the arrogant Lori was speechless, but Xiaofan can still give herself the opportunity to learn neon language, to be honest, Jian Ziyi is still very grateful. After Xiao Lori finished speaking, she opened a light door behind her and kicked Jian Ziyi in, "Well, you can get in quickly for Miss Ben." ”
Jian Ziyi is still in his infinite crookedness, and he was inscribed into this door by the pink and blackened Lori, Jian Ziyi roared loudly in his heart: "Wow, the two-dimensional world, I'm here, the two-dimensional or something is really the best!" Let me change this two-dimensional world, haha!"
In a small hotel in the three-dimensional world, such an incredible thing happened, Jian Ziyi, as a three-dimensional creature, entered the two-dimensional that he had dreamed of for a long time, and met the pink tsundere Lori who would only turn black, what would happen? Let's wait and see.
Jian Ziyi opened his eyes, shook his head a little groggy, and looked at the world in front of him blankly, is this the world of learning Japanese that Tsundere Pink will blacken, I always feel that something is wrong, forget it, don't worry about it for now, go and see it.
After walking a distance, Jian Ziyi suddenly found a school standing in front of his eyes, "Fujimei Academy", how can the name of this school be so familiar? "I'll go, this is the name of the school where the main character is located in the Apocalypse, do you want me to study Japanese at this school? It's not about playing me. It's really not playing with me! Xiaofen, come out for me and tell me what's going on? ”
The pink little Lori suddenly appeared in Jian Ziyi's spiritual world, and said with a guilty expression on her face: "That...... That, Miss Ben has bad news and ...... now" Jian Ziyi decisively interrupted: "I want to hear the good news first!" Pink Lori suddenly wondered: "That, what I want to say is that I have bad news and a worse news, which one do you want to listen to, there is no good news to say!" Jian Ziyi was stunned, "Damn, I always feel like I've been cheated by you, are you a monkey who invited me?" Pink little Lori knows it's her fault.,Well, I put up with Jian Ziyi's complaints.,Okay,Let me tell you:"The bad news is because I'm also doing this for the first time.,I'm not very familiar with it.,I've mistaken the world for you.,The worse news is because I choked on the consciousness that I just born.,I can't help you change the world again at the moment.,Your Japanese can't be learned.,But I thought about it just now.,Miss Ben is the aggregate of all two-dimensional consciousness., Miss Ben can implant the language talent and experience of a two-dimensional master of Japanese Sinology into your head, and now you are also counted in the scope of Miss Ben's management, well, so Miss Ben can still do this, okay, now Miss Ben will help you implant language talent, and then you will find a way to survive in this world, Miss Ben has just been born, and I feel a little weak, and after a while, Miss Ben will appear in front of you in person, okay, that's it, bye-bye. After saying that, Lori disappeared into Jian Ziyi's spiritual world.
Jian Ziyi suddenly felt so helpless, although he didn't have to worry about language now, but, how can he survive in Japan as a Chinese, I don't understand any culture and customs, it's over, I suddenly feel so hungry, it seems that I haven't eaten since my previous life and death. Forget it, let's go to the street first, first of all, you have to make clear what time it is, I hope it's not the time when the plot starts, otherwise I'll really finish playing. Jian Ziyi looked at his small body, in his previous life, he was an otaku who often went to Internet cafes, and he may have done mental work, but he really hasn't touched physical labor, so he went to touch the zombie (dead body) with this body and bones, and it was definitely a toilet light? ~Looking for (dead). Well, to be honest, when did the plot take place, and the author didn't explain it when I watched this anime at the time, so what's the matter?
Jian Ziyi wandered around the city for a day and didn't see any gain, after all, he was unfamiliar with life, even in the two-dimensional world, the reality is still cruel, like those protagonists in the anime who can casually find a daily job and change it to Jian Ziyi, it still doesn't work, and finally Jian Ziyi fainted next to the school. "Ah, here's it?" Jian Ziyi woke up and found himself in a dojo, lying on the ground, surrounded by wooden floors and wooden houses typical of his memory, when a beautiful woman with long purple hair came over and said, "You woke up, how do you feel, I found you fainting around the school and brought you back, look at your costume should not be from Fujimei Academy." "Jian Ziyi was excited to see the royal sister in front of him, really excited, this is the senior sister of Poison Island who he has always admired in his previous life, this purple long-haired royal sister is the goddess that otaku have always dreamed of, eh, I was so excited to patronize it, I forgot that the senior sister was asking herself." Well, that, hello, my name is Jian Ziyi, I am Chinese, because it is the first time I went to Japan, I am not familiar with anything, and my finances and documents were accidentally lost by me, and now I am distressed. The purple-haired royal sister was suddenly surprised, "Huaguo? It's still rare to see foreigners in this small place, Enjian Ziyi, your name is so strange, although I don't know if your experience is true, but as a woman from the Poison Island family, I can't see people in difficulty who don't help when they're helpless, you can live here for the time being, then I'll go to the police station to help you ask, see if the police can help you find your lost property, see if you should be hungry today, I'll boil some soup for you, you drink it first, drink it and rest, and talk about it later. ”
Jian Ziyi thought silently in his heart, I don't know when the plot will start, and the only thing I can do now is to find a way to let Senior Sister Jian Zi teach me some swordsmanship, so that I also have some self-preservation ability at the beginning of the plot, after all, I know what the world will become in the future. The next day, Jian Ziyi found Poison Island and said to Poison Island: "Miss Poison Island, I see that you live at home alone, if you can, how about I be a housekeeper for you, help you clean up the housework and tidy up the dojo, anyway, I don't know what to do at the moment." Poison Island Tsuneko thought for a while and said: "I have already gotten rid of the police station just now, you will live here before the results come out, my father is abroad, and I am indeed quite lonely in the dojo, okay, you go and rest, I am ready to practice swordsmanship." Jian Ziyi breathed a sigh of relief, and finally settled in Yinzi, and then he was trying to find a way to let Yanzi teach himself some swordsmanship.
After a few days of getting along, Jian Ziyi and Jian Zi are already familiar with each other, and the results of the police station have not come out yet, (it's strange that it can come out, it's all made up by Jian Ziyi) Poison Island Tsuinko has allowed Jian Ziyi to call her "冴子", and Jian Zi has also agreed to teach Jian Ziyi's swordsmanship, this day Jian Zi handed over a wooden sword to Jian Ziyi, and said to Jian Ziyi: "Now I will show you the knife drawing technique that the Poison Island family has been inheriting, first of all, the sword drawing technique in the ancient Japanese martial arts is also known as the Juhe technique, Its origin comes from the "waist strike style" of the Chinese two-handed knife technique, which is a swordsmanship that starts with the sword drawn out of the sheath and then attacked. In addition to the technique of drawing the sword, the kata and technique also include a variety of sword fighting moves, as well as jiu-jitsu moves that are used when carrying a sword. In general, a long knife (daitai knife or a knife is used) can be divided into a sitting position and a standing position. Some ancient schools still retain the drawing techniques of small taidao and huaijian (i.e., short sword). ”
"The Furyu Drawing Technique (Iaijutsu) and the Furyu Swordsmanship are both known as the wings of Japanese swordsmanship, and one is indispensable. The general swordsmanship in ancient martial arts refers to the sword technique in which the fighter has the sword in his hand (that is, the sword has been unsheathed), and the two sides attack and defend in a frame prepared for actual combat, so the general swordsmanship refers to the sword technique in a fair duel; Before the use of the sword drawing technique (Juheshu), the sword was often in a state of accepting the sword into the sheath, so the ancient sword drawing technique (Juheshu) was very suitable for the use of swordsmanship to raid the opponent, because when the blade was held and wanted to approach the assault opponent, the person was not close, and the opponent must have been alert, so he could secretly and quietly approach the opponent invisibly, and then take advantage of his unpreparedness to suddenly draw the saber and slash the opponent. Conversely, the sword drawing technique can also be used to defend against a sudden attack, because when the sword is suddenly attacked, the sword worn with you is often in a state of being sheathed, so when a sword is suddenly slashed, the subsequent response is inevitably the sword drawing technique (the jutsu). The technique of drawing the sword is not limited to the simple technique of drawing the sword out of the sheath, but also includes the subsequent attacks such as slashing and stabbing that follow after the sword is drawn, but because the initial action of this sword is to draw the sword and swing, it is called the sword drawing technique. In modern Japan, it is called Iaido or Drawing Sword. After saying that, he demonstrated it to Jian Ziyi, just a flash of knife light, Jian Ziyi didn't see anything clearly, Jian Ziyi had already put the knife into the sheath, to be honest, Yu was too fast, Jian Ziyi didn't feel anything, and then Jian Ziyi demonstrated it a few times, and then taught Jian Ziyi hand in hand, Jian Ziyi could barely understand a little, and then Jian Ziyi began to practice by himself.
After a period of practice, Jian Ziyi's knife drawing technique has been able to perform, of course, it is certainly not as good as Jian Zi, in addition to the knife drawing technique, Jian Ziyi has also taught Jian Ziyi some other swordsmanship, and now Jian Ziyi feels that it should be no problem to defeat a few people with a wooden sword, after these days of getting along, Jian Ziyi found that he likes Xianzi a little, but Jian Ziyi has always been a cold and arrogant attitude, a lonely royal sister, which makes Jian Ziyi never dare to show his feelings, Fear that failure will ruin the relationship that has been built so hard. Turning his head over, Jian Ziyi saw a cherry blossom tree blooming in the dojo, "Sakura, it's really beautiful, I've always liked this cherry blossom in my previous life, wait, cherry blossoms?" It seems that the plot began in the spring when the cherry blossoms were in full bloom.,This means that maybe the plot will start in a few days? I'm going to have to tell her to pay attention to her when she goes to school. (To be continued.) )