Chapter 55: The Ghost (15)
As soon as Black and White Impermanence heard this, he raised his head one after another and saw that he was obviously the messenger of the Pure Altar, why did he say such a thing? Could it be really wrong?
Before the two of them could figure it out, they heard the happy ghost say: "No, when I was arrested by mistake in the Hades Palace, the two of you were not very capable, why can't you remember?" ”
It's no wonder that the responsibility of black and white impermanence is to catch people, and the number of people who have been caught is unknown, and there are not a few who have been caught by mistake, and it is reasonable to remember the accidental capture of happy ghosts, but let him remind him like this, and slowly remember it, after all, happy ghosts are not ordinary people, and because of the accidental arrest at that time, it also caused a lot of earthquakes in the Hades Palace. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Hei Wuchang said first: "Come to mind, remember it, you are the son of the messenger of the Pure Altar." ”
Bai Wuchang echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, that is." Time flies so fast, so many years have passed, is the little god okay? ”
As soon as the happy ghost heard this, he became angry, if it weren't for you, the master would have made it like this? Emotionally uncontrollably shouted: "You still have the face to say this," Speaking of this, he forced himself to control his emotions and waved his hand to the two, "Forget it, after so many years, let it pass, but now I look for you, I want you to help with something." ”
Black and white impermanence was afraid that he would be entangled in the past, and when he said this, the stone in his heart finally fell, and he flattered him in unison: "You say, you say." ”
"I know you're here to catch the boy who did good."
Black and white impermanence looked at each other stunned, obviously not knowing what it meant, still nodded, and black impermanence said first: "The little god is really powerful, even I know this, and we just got the instructions from the judge." ”
Bai Wuchang hurriedly answered: "Yes, yes, I don't know how the little god knows?" ”
The happy ghost didn't want to talk nonsense with them, and said directly: "You don't need to know how I know. I'm going to say that a good man should be rewarded, you see, that's how you take his life, right? It is tantamount to fueling the arrogance of the bad guys. ”
It turns out that this is the case, black and white impermanence heard him say this, almost understood his intentions, and sighed in his heart, it is really like a gathering of things, there is a bold uncle like Sun Monkey, and it is not surprising to bring out a nephew who is doing nonsense, but human life is at stake, we are also on an errand, it is best not to rush into this troubled water.
Looking at each other, the black impermanence pretended to be confused to perfunctory: "The little god said very much, said very right. To tell you the truth, we were also very embarrassed and sad when we received this order, which clearly called us to be bad people. It's a drudgery with a black pot. ”
Bai Wuchang answered: "Yes, yes, every time we encounter such a situation, we feel extremely uncomfortable, very uncomfortable, but what can we do if we are uncomfortable? Who told me to have a hard life, I was born to run errands. It's uncomfortable, you have to do it, right? No, it can only be to use wine to drown sorrow, it really responds to that sentence, and it is even more sorrowful. But the order still has to be executed. ”
Nima, don't look at the drunk, pretending to be crazy and stupid, and still taking drunkenness as an excuse to excuse himself. It's really slippery, the happy ghost wants to kick the butts of the two, and I want to hold back, instead of entangling with them to delay time, it's better to have a direct one. Suddenly woke up to the fact that he always appeared here with such a big body, and it was inevitable that he would be discovered.
Quickly shrank back to the appearance of Xiao Bu and levitated in front of the two, "Okay, okay, don't give me nothing, I don't have time to listen to your nonsense now, let's just say it, change to another person to take it, agree or disagree?" ”
Black and white impermanence showed a look of shock at the same time, this kid and that monkey have a virtue, and if they don't get along in a few words, they will come directly to the hard, but the two of us are not vegetarians. The two gestured to each other and said in unison: "Little god, we are on an errand, and we can't do this for any reason." Whether we agree or disagree, it doesn't help, the key is that his life is over. ”
"Don't pretend to be pitiful in front of me, it's useless to deceive a three-year-old child, if that's the case, I would have been arrested by mistake in the first place. Now you want to prevaricate me with such words, and you underestimate my IQ too much, hum. Ask again, agree or disagree. ”
Black and white impermanence signaled to each other again, and after comprehending it, black impermanence said: "The little god knows one and doesn't know the other, although he arrested you by mistake at the beginning, didn't he also correct it?" We have also been duly punished. "Anyway, after so long, you don't know what the inside story is, so let's make it up and see if we can get by.
Bai Wuchang answered: "Yes, yes, if I don't give you a suggestion, Xiaoshen, you go to the judge and ask him to find another person to replace him, only with his approval," said this, deliberately stopped, and glanced at Hei Wuchang.
Hei Wuchang answered knowingly: "I said Lao Bai, don't say it so easily, think that the Hades Palace is so easy to enter, and the judge is so good, don't look at the little god who is so fierce to us, if you really want him to go to the judge, I don't know if you dare to do it." After so many years on errands, in his opinion, young people are so impulsive. It's better to use the method of agitation to provoke him.
In fact, the happy ghost also knows his ghost tricks, that is, to use the method of agitation to provoke himself, he is very disdainful of despising a virtue in his heart, thinking that I don't dare, when my uncle Sun Wukong turned the hell upside down, who can help. The main thing is that I feel that they are reasonable, and if you want to keep the young man, you have to start from the source.
Otherwise, even if his life is saved today, maybe one day, the judge will send the two of him to take it, wouldn't it be a bamboo basket to draw water, and in the end he will still be busy with work.
smiled at the black and white impermanence: "This idea is good, okay, good, just listen to you, I will go to the Hades Palace." ”
Black and white Er Impermanence smiled knowingly, he didn't expect him to be so easy to fool, and immediately responded: "This is the best, this is the best." ”
For fear of going this way, something will happen on the way, and when he left, the happy ghost told the black and white impermanence: "I'm going, I'll be back soon, and I hope the two of you will cooperate, wait here, don't go to carry out that bullshit order." ”
Black and white impermanence said in unison: "That's nature, you can go with confidence." "I said in my heart, hmph, I can't help you this time, and when you come back, the poor worm has already returned to Huangquan. The two of us have long disappeared without a trace, so you can't help it, you will only stare in anger. Give us a fight, it's a little tender, just come to some carving insect tricks, and you can be deceived that you can't find the north.