Chapter 10: The Drought Fish
"I'll just say it. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" Shen Wei didn't seem surprised by this incident: "These people can only be said to have died in vain, and it is unlikely that you will bring the prisoners to justice." ”
"No way!" Liu Ling was unexpectedly persistent, and her eyes burned with anger: "No matter who it is, I will dig three feet into the ground to bring him to justice!" ”
"Anyway, let's put this matter aside for the time being." Shen Wei pinched his fingers, and the bone joints clicked: "First get rid of the drought in Yang Village now, and then I will accompany you to investigate the whereabouts of the Donghuang Bell afterwards." ”
Liu Ling looked at Shen Wei with joy in his eyes, and didn't wait for her to be moved for a few seconds, he saw Shen Wei biting his mouth and muttering to himself with a forced smile: "The price of accompanying you on a business trip is not less, let's say okay first, I'm also a trainee heavenly master, and I don't want much, just 10,000 yuan." ”
"A slacker like you, a money junkie, a rotten person, a bed bug, if there is a girl who likes you, then she must be blind!" Liu Ling angrily scolded Shen Weitong and left the detective agency.
Liu Dong glanced at Shen Wei with disdain, and commented rather disdainfully: "There are not many money fans like Brother Shen who can't hide it. ”
However, Su Wan'er, who was holding a red apple and nibbling on the side, said a fair word for Shen Wei: "Ah Dong, it's not right for you to say that, without Brother Shen's character of being a fan of money, we all have to drink the northwest wind." He's right, that old woman is Liu Papi! Su Wan'er really doesn't have a good impression of Liu Ling, who always treats her coldly, and always takes every opportunity to ridicule her.
Liu Dong no longer argues, he (she?) Knowing that arguing with Su Wan'er would not be won, he wittily kept silent.
Until the next day, when Liu Ling came to pick up Shen Wei, his face was frozen, like the 10,000-year-old Xuanbing under Dongfang Station.
"I mean, are you still angry?" Shen Wei, the co-pilot, looked at Liu Ling, who was driving expressionlessly, and couldn't help but ask tentatively. Liu Ling's way of playing petty is very special, at least Shen Wei thinks it's funny, so he always deliberately makes her angry.
Liu Ling bit his lip and said nothing.
Shen Wei's eyes rolled, and he stretched out his salty pig hand to pull Liu Ling's waist-length hair, wrapping it around his fingers, and the behavior of the scoundrel made people speechless. After playing for a while, Liu Ling finally couldn't hold his breath, frowned and said, "You're like this... It's really annoying. ”
"I know." Shen Wei saw that Liu Ling finally spoke, so he withdrew his hand and put it behind his head: "It's too boring on the road, I just want to talk to you." ”
"I don't have anything to talk to you about." Liu Ling's arrogant strength came up, and his expression was like a proud swan.
"Hey, how about I give you a hexagram?" Shen Wei adhered to the principle of not abandoning or giving up, and continued to talk with a salivating face.
Liu Ling tilted his head and thought for a while, and said very pertinently: "I think that a charlatan like you, opening a detective agency to tell fortunes and walk the rivers and lakes is too much to sell dog meat?" Since you are known as a trainee Heavenly Master, why don't you call it Heavenly Master? ”
"Your Highness Xie gave me the name, and I will change it when I go back to the poor road." Shen Wei shook off his robe, hugged his fists and saluted, with an indescribable funnyness.
"Ahh It's here! Liu Ling parked the car on the side of the road, and at a glance saw the twenty Han generals borrowed from the palace standing there like a group of hangers, which was very conspicuous.
"The last general, Chen Xuanli, led the nineteen soldiers under his command to see the princess, the heavenly master!" Chen Xuanli, the leader of the East Palace Zuo Wei, saw the two of them coming, and hurriedly led the crowd to salute in unison. Liu Ling waved his hand to show that there was no need to be polite, and said, "Just listen to Shen Tianshi's instructions for a while." Due to Liu Dong's personal reasons, Jinshang did not canonize the crown prince, but let Liu Ling temporarily live in the East Palace five years ago, and moved from Princess Xinling to the town princess. Of course, she was also given a quota of six rates in the East Palace, which could be transferred at will.
"Yes!" Chen Xuanli saluted, turned around and motioned for his subordinates to take a breath, and then looked at Shen Wei with rather suspicious eyes, as if he felt a little disbelieving that the "Heavenly Master" was so young.
Shen Wei automatically ignored this suspicious look, he raised his head and asked, "General Chen, right, did the princess let you bring the things you brought?" ”
"Brought." Chen Xuanli clenched his fists and saluted: "Cinnabar, table salt, pine forks, peach hoes, and flamethrowers, there are a lot of them." ”
Shen Wei nodded, raised his eyelids and glanced at Chen Xuanli's shadow, and said, "Okay, the time has come, open the coffin." As soon as the words fell, a sudden thunderclap sounded in the clear sky, and then the sky was suddenly covered with dense dark clouds that appeared at some point, layer upon layer, without a trace of sunlight. The whole col darkened, and the occasional hint of wind seemed to take on a gloomy color, which was creepy. Shen Wei didn't panic, took out a piece of paper cut from his robe, muttered something to it, and then blew a breath and threw it on the ground. Then the papercut was transformed into a powerful black dog in the surprised eyes of everyone. The big black dog first looked left and right, and then looked back at Shen Wei. Shen Wei raised his head, his chin raised towards the grave of Yang Youcai's eldest son, and the big black dog ran to the grave egg with his legs, and began to roar at the sky. After two roars, the dark clouds in the sky gradually dispersed, and the clear sky was restored. Shen Wei whistled, and the big black dog ran towards him, turning into a paper cut and falling into Shen Wei's hand.
"So... Let's get a grave! As soon as the words fell, the Han generals started to touch Captain Jin. The contempt in Chen Xuanli's eyes disappeared on the side, and there was a trace of awe. He asked with some curiosity, "May I ask Shen Tianshi, the black dog you summoned just now... Why is it so powerful? Liu Ling on the side hurriedly pinned his face to the grave, but his ears were obviously ridged to listen to Shen Wei's explanation.
Shen Wei glanced at Chen Xuanli, who was sneering, and gently spit out a sentence: "Erlang Zhenjun's incarnation of the Roaring Sky Dog, can it not be powerful?" ”
Liu Ling walked up at this time, approached Shen Wei's ear and exhaled like a Lan and said: "Don't make trouble, just your three-legged cat's Taoism, and Erlang Zhenjun's roaring dog, to be honest, what's going on?" After that, he stretched out his hand and put it on the soft flesh of Shen Wei's waist, quite a posture of twisting if he didn't agree.
"If you don't believe it, you can't help it..."Shen Wei said helplessly: "I went to Erlang God's Guanjiangkou to do something before, and the good fate I formed, do you believe it or not." ”
Liu Ling was still about to speak, but he heard a call from there: "Shen Tianshi, the coffin is exposed, come over for a while." ”
The efficiency of the palace guards is high, whether it is blasting or touching Captain Jin. The two of them hurried over and found the gloomy coffin lying in the grave. The strange thing is that the coffin is still thumping and thumping, and it is still moving and trembling there with the sound. Shen Wei hurriedly shouted: "Don't be afraid, open the coffin!" ”
With a "squeak", the coffin lid was cocked, and a strong musty smell came to the face. Shen Wei wrinkled his nose and scolded: "Damn, it's really spicy." "Look closely, oh, there are actually two corpses lying in the coffin! One of the corpses had green fangs, which were not at all normal human corpses, with green hair on its shriveled body, and its yellow-green fangs were shaking and roaring. The other corpse was completely decomposed, very different from the living corpse in front of it, apparently dead.
Shen Wei probed his head and laughed twice, pointed at the two corpses in the grave and said, "Hehehehe, it seems that this is Old Man Yang's son and daughter-in-law." ”
"Impossible, right? Yang Laohan and his eldest daughter-in-law disappeared the night before yesterday..."Liu Ling asked in surprise with his eyes widened.
Shen Wei looked at Liu Ling with an incredulous face, and said in a good time: "Of course, people die with exhaustion and blood is exhausted, exhaustion and essence is extinguished, and the body is decayed, and decayed into ashes, the essence of this woman's body has been sucked away by this drought, can she still be like a human?" After that, he took out a package from his pocket and hummed: "Demon, today's poor road will be ignited on you!" ”
"Roar... Roar..."The struggling marquin stared at its dark blue cloudy eyes, as if trying to break free from the spell on the coffin. Shen Wei instructed the Han generals who were watching the scenery behind him: "General Chen, take someone to fork the limbs of this demon with a pine fork, be careful not to fork your head, and then sprinkle cinnabar and salt, and wait for this heavenly master to attract the true fire of the sun, and then burn it!" ”
"Yes!" Chen Xuanli and the others did not dare to slack off, and hurriedly did so. Shen Wei rolled up his sleeves, took out a magnifying glass from the package and approached it.
"What are you going to do?" Liu Ling grabbed Shen Wei's fat sleeve and pointed to the magnifying glass and asked curiously.
Shen Wei shook the magnifying glass and said, "Of course it's to lead the sun to the real fire, please... If not, how do you let me lead? ”
In an instant, the image of someone Shen who had just grown tall plummeted in Princess Liu's heart, and it seemed that Liu Ling was accustomed to this kind of ups and downs. She stared intently at the magnifying glass in Shen Wei's hand, and the Han generals on the side also stared intently at Shen's magnifying glass, while Shen Wei was concentrating on holding the magnifying glass to find the focal point to ignite the fire. "Alright." Shen Wei looked at the small fire burning with the "Sun True Fire" on the side of the coffin and threw it on the body of the dry fish. Then he turned back to Chen Xuanli and said, "You can dispose of it with a flamethrower." ”
What answered Shen Wei was Chen Xuanli's dull eyes looking at him. Shen Wei stretched out his hand and dangled it in front of him, and asked curiously, "What's wrong, General Chen?" ”
Chen Xuanli opened his mouth and pointed behind Shen Wei, Shen Wei turned his head idly, only to find that he had broken free from the shackles of the coffin and was staring at him deadly.
"Isn't it..."Shen Wei thought to himself, this time it's too big.