"When you are the most beautiful, eldest sister, a small hotel for half a night can break your place, and you will be he And when I come here, what kind of high-end apartment do I need to talk about bed? When you are at your most beautiful, everywhere you go is a noodle plus bus; And when you follow me everywhere, you look down on my small battery car, and you don't sit in a private car? When you are at your most beautiful, the men you date are nothing more than a few hundred yuan a month for living expenses; You came to me with second-hand goods, but you have to pay hundreds of thousands of annual salaries without marrying? When you were at your most beautiful, you saw the sky and the other party, and you swore to be a good wife for the rest of your life, laundry and cooking, husband and children; It's my turn, okay, but you think that anyway, the years are gone, and your parents are forcing each other, it doesn't matter if this man is ugly or stupid, but you must be treated as an ancestor. When you are the most beautiful, your skin is tender, your body is hot, you are beautiful and moving when you dress up, and your face is even more squeezed out of water. It's my turn, the bags under my eyes and crow's feet and my belly can be all about it, and I have to spend money for you to go to beauty, to practice yoga, to tinker, but it still can't slow down your aging. When you are at your most beautiful, your voice is moving, you are young and shy, everything is fresh, and your body is good; It's my turn, Nima is sick with gynecology, and I have to take you to the doctor from time to time. Come, tell me, who wants to be a turtle man? Why should I pick up other people's broken shoes to wear? Why can people play the most haode for a few hundred yuan, my parents emptied the money for the elderly, and even scraped together to buy a new house but raised a second-hand goods? "The man began to speak without a step, almost the same as I had said about him.

"Fuck your uncle, I dislike me and say it clearly, as far as you go to the Olympics this time, why don't you go to the Imperial Capital Zoo to be a tiger, they are all mansions that start at 300 square meters, and they are also within the third ring road, independent garden, 24-hour hot water, full-time staff to serve, and send a wife or something." Listening to this girl's tone, it seems that the two of them have quarreled about this issue, so this girl should be immune.

I think that if these two people continue to quarrel, they will basically dare to come up with anything and say, forget it, sacrifice the ego. So I tidied up my clothes, separated everyone and gathered next to the two of them, "Don't be angry, can you listen to me?" I drew their attention directly to me, "Hey, there's a money cheater." The boy said to me, "If you want to marry me, I'll go with you now." The girl didn't know where to say this, and everyone around her was daxiao again.

"Don't be joking, dare to ask the female donor if she has been suffering from insomnia and night sweats lately, and is often disturbed by nightmares?" If I don't show my hands, I and the people around me who are not afraid of big things will really think of me as HelloKitty.

"yes, how do you know?" The girl asked in surprise, "There is a spirit rune here, and the female donor carries it closely, and it will be fine after more than a month." I reached out and pulled a tranquilizer from my bosom and quickly folded it into a triangle and handed it to the other person. The girl didn't know what to do at this time, her hand stretched out halfway, and then stopped and looked at the boy.

"How much?" The boy looked at the girl and said to me disdainfully, "I've never taken a penny for help." "I could see through the boy's mentality at a glance, and if I mentioned money, he would greet my family in words for at least half an hour. When the girl heard that I didn't take money, she put away the talisman and put it in her purse. "Female donor, please don't put this talisman in your wallet, the smell of copper (chanting four sounds) will affect the effect of this talisman, it is best to carry it closely." I reminded the other party that I wanted them to put the talisman in their bosom or jacket pocket. So the girl took out the talisman, thought about it, and stuffed it into her bra. Her boyfriend and I, as well as the people around me, are not calm at the moment.

"Master, can you show me?" Her boyfriend hurriedly asked me in order to break the embarrassment. I looked at him briefly and said, "This donor's waist is not very good lately, which causes him to be in a trance, and even difficult to concentrate, right?" I asked, "Does the master have a solution?" "The boy saw that I was very accurate, and hurriedly asked for a solution." Two words, sleep alone! I replied with a smile.

There was another burst of laughter around him, and the boy scratched his head embarrassedly, "Does the master see any drama in our relationship?" "At this time, the boy thought that I would take care of it to the end, so he hurriedly put out the doubts in his heart." Yes, yes, do you use our eight characters? The girl chimed in. I waved my hand at the girl, meaning no, and then said, "Bitterness comes and goes, and the world is impermanent." Don't be confused, know the taste, and rejoice in the couple. After saying that, I was about to return to my seat, and the two of them watched me leave dumbfounded, and for a long time, when I was seated, the boy came up and asked, "Master, please put it in layman's terms." "I couldn't hang out of my seat. I went to it, I thought that this guy should have some literary background when he spoke one set of words, peat, and he would quarrel if he dared to love, but looking at the guy's expectant gaze, I couldn't refute his face.

In desperation, I whispered, "Give me your mobile phone number." "Huh?" The guy didn't seem to hear what I was asking for, so I took out my phone with my hand and pointed at it, and the other party understood what I meant. "Master Xiexie, Master Xiexie." After thanking me repeatedly, the guy whispered his mobile phone number to me. I waved my hand, and the other person playfully returned to his seat.

After the guy returned to his seat, I picked up my mobile phone, blocked the curious eyes around me, and sent a message, in fact, it was just a sentence: "Ifyoudon'tlea.veme, Iwillbyyoursideuntilthelifeend."

After a while, I found that the guy's eyes were red, and the girl began to sob, and began to think that the two of them were moved, but Nima and the two didn't say a word, just stared at each other, I walked over again, and everyone gathered around me when they saw me passing. "Why are you two crying?" I wondered, "Master, if I don't leave her, she'll die with me." The boy asked aggrievedly.

I had the heart to strangle him at that time, it's terrible to be uneducated. "Give me my phone." I asked the boy loudly for a mobile phone, the boy trembled and handed the phone to me, I got the phone, in the draft box typed "If you don't give up, I will live and die together" after a few words, casually deleted the message I sent, I was really afraid that these two national treasures will be natural. Then he handed the phone to the boy and turned to leave. When the boy saw my words, he jumped up for joy and picked up the girl with an affectionate tongue kiss, completely ignoring the feelings of everyone around him. I left in a hurry with urine, I really can't stand these two people!

to be continued