In Germany, an official was beaten with a persimmon by a man on the street, so he was arrested. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 According to the law, if you hit someone with persimmons, the penalty is heavier with green persimmons, and the punishment with red persimmons is lighter, because red persimmons are softer. But the investigation found that the person was beaten with yellow persimmons instead of red persimmons or green persimmons, and there is no law in German law that stipulates what the punishment for hitting people with yellow persimmons is, and in the end the person was only released.

If a dollar is lost in the street, the Englishman will not panic, and at most he will shrug his shoulders and go on as if nothing had happened. Americans are likely to call the police, report the crime, leave a phone number, and then chew gum and leave. The Japanese must have hated their carelessness, and when they returned home, they repeatedly reviewed it and never let themselves lose it a second time. The Germans, on the other hand, were unusual, and would immediately draw coordinates and squares within 100 square meters of the lost site, and search for them with a magnifying glass one by one.

One German, one Japanese, one Chinese, three people took the train from Frankfurt in Germany to Paris. The three men sat in a compartment with four seats, when another passenger came up with a bathtub. The Germans began to ask the person serving the bath: "Can you tell me what the name of this fish is?" How should they be classified biologically, what are the characteristics, and what are their scientific significance? After listening to the Germans, the Japanese asked, "May I ask this gentleman, can we introduce this fish to Japan?" If we take into account the climate, water temperature, and water quality in our Japan, can this fish grow? At this time, the Chinese began to ask: "Is this fish better braised or steamed?" ”

The Chinese deputy consul general in Hamburg was speeding for a few seconds on the speed limit in order to get past a German car in front of him to make a turn. After turning the corner, he found that the German car that had been crossed was in hot pursuit after him, and he had been chasing for an hour and a half. When he got off the bus at the Consulate General, he asked the German why he had been following him. This German said, I chased you for an hour and a half, just to ask you a word: why are you speeding?

I heard a joke: a Chinese went to study in Germany and lived with a German as a neighbor. A few days later, the fragrant taste in the Chinese kitchen spoiled the Germans, so the Germans came over with a small book to ask for advice, and after the Chinese showed their skills, the Germans were still puzzled and asked: "How many grams of salt to put in?" How many grams of oil to put? How many milliliters of water to put? ......" Chinese dumbfounded, unable to answer. Later, he went to the German kitchen to point out, and found that the kitchen was like a laboratory, with measuring cups, measuring cylinders, and kitchen utensils and knives lined up, like an armory...... Eventually, the Chinese found themselves unable to cook.

When the Germans tiled the walls, the standard width of the plastering gap between the tiles was 5 mm. First, nails can be driven in the gaps without damaging the wall; second, the wide gap is easy to clean; Third, there is an error on the edge of the tile, it is difficult to be absolutely straight, and a wider gap can make the error of the tile joint more inconspicuous than a tight gap.

German bus stop signs not only indicate the time of the first and last departures, but also the time of each shift of the day, down to the time of day. Everyone knows that train schedules in Germany are accurate, but it's amazing how accurate the bus schedules are.

The eaves of German houses are equipped with horizontal metal gutters, and when it rains, rainwater flows down the roof to the gutters, and then directly to the sewers through the drainage pipes. So there will never be a curtain hole under the eaves in Germany.