Immediately afterwards, the sloppy Taoist pinched a pile of longevity gold in his hand, looked at it for a long time and put it on the altar, and then said to me: "This thing is called longevity gold, and it is a gift money for the immortal family after each time you ask for a spirit talisman, similar to the burning paper on our side, and it is a necessary tool for opening the altar to ask for a talisman." ”

When I realized that I didn't care about burning paper, the sloppy Taoist looked at me and continued: "Don't think that burning paper is very simple, the knowledge in it is very large, not to mention anything else, just the paper money used for curing diseases, it is divided into five kinds of paper money, but it is difficult to see it now."

Doll, you also have deceased relatives in your family, and they will also burn paper money for them on specific days, but do you know what kind of paper money you have to burn to be able to really let the other party receive it? ”

I shook my head, thinking that this Nima still needs to be talked about, so I can buy some of everything and burn it for the other party.

The sloppy Taoist should have guessed my thoughts, so he explained to me very seriously: "Pay attention to the following points when burning paper money, first: those who have Western beliefs, the paper money burned is ineffective. Chinese who believe in Catholicism and Christianity try not to burn paper money with their own hands. Because Western religion does not apply to the souls of the dead in the East, and in the belief of the other party, God is the only one, there is no mention of burning paper money at all, so most of the paper money burned in the past is invalid. ”

The sloppy Taoist reminds me of an interesting thing. It is said that some of my neighbors were Christians, but every year when they burned paper money, they burned a lot of paper money for their deceased relatives, just like everyone else.

But the difference is that we will burn it out after we burn it, and there are often old people who give us dreams, and then we burn some paper money for each other, and this matter is resolved; The two who believed in Christianity burned paper money for their deceased relatives, and the other party continued to dream, saying that the money they burned was fake money, or that the money could not be spent.

When these two people mentioned this to everyone, everyone half-jokingly said that it was not because of different beliefs that the money was not well spent? The other two people also think so, but since they both believe in Christianity, they can't stop believing in this matter, so they have to find some other reasons to perfunctory. After listening to the sloppy Taoist this time, I can understand the truth.

"How do you resolve that?" I hurriedly asked, and the sloppy Taoist said with a smile: "Find immediate family members to burn for them, but during the burning process, the person concerned must stay by the side until the burning is finished." ”

After seeing that I suddenly realized, the sloppy Taoist continued: "The second is that the kind of pure printing of large-denomination coins should not be burned. When the sloppy Taoist said this, he laughed, "I've seen a face value of 100 million coins, and it's just a piece of paper." In the past, we generally calculated in copper coins, but this is good, a piece of paper is 100 million, what is not counterfeit money? Even if the relatives below receive it, they can't spend it, so don't burn this kind of dark coin.

The third is not to hire someone to burn it. Nowadays, many rich people burn paper money, one truck at a time, you must know that burning paper money is a kind of sustenance, a kind of heart, not that the more paper money burned, the more deceased relatives can receive. What's more, even hire someone to burn paper money, do you say that the hired person can burn paper money with a feeling of longing? It's often just a matter of burning things as soon as possible, and don't do these kinds of things. ”

Hearing this, I was puzzled and asked, "How do you burn paper money?" And what kind of paper money is best to burn? ”

The sloppy Taoist took off the wine gourd on his back, poured a sip and said: "The most haode paper money is the kind of paper money with copper coin imprints on the yellow paper, and the printing is completely invalid, just remember this." As for the gold leaf paper that is folded into the shape of ingots, it is also Lang fee, as long as the paper is burned, a few bundles of incense can be burned with it. Then there is the time to burn paper, you must be yourself, put your thoughts in the paper money to burn to the other party, the other party received the amount of coins, and your thoughts are proportional, does not depend on the number of you burn. ”

After listening to the sloppy Taoist, I realized that it was just about burning paper money, and there was so much to say about it, and it seemed that I really couldn't underestimate any kind of thing in it.

Later, the sloppy Taoist put the pen, ink, inkstone and glass bowl containing water in the four treasures of the study on the altar, turned to me and said: "Generally, most of the water required for the talisman is rootless water, that is, rainwater. But now that the pollution is serious, the rain can't be regarded as rootless, so let's make do with boiled water. ”

I want to laugh when I hear it, but it's also sad to think about it, human civilization has been progressing, but the result is achieved at the cost of destroying the environment, which really makes me very helpless.

The sloppy Taoist took the ink strip and continued to speak to me; "This is very good, you must know that the ink used in the invitation charm must be ground by your own hands, and you can't use anything like ink, otherwise it will be regarded as disrespectful to the immortal family."

Hearing this, I hurriedly asked, "What if the situation is urgent and I don't have time to grind ink?" ”

The sloppy Taoist gave me a blank look, "It's all urgent, and you still pay attention to what those rules do." ”

Well, I finally get the meaning of the phrase "rules are meant to be broken".

"Go get an iron pot." Just as I was thinking, this dead bull's nose suddenly gave me such a sentence.

"What do you want a pot for?" The sloppy Taoist made me stunned, so I hurriedly asked. I'm kind, if the other party wants to eat hot pot, I can take the girl to the hot pot restaurant immediately, the problem is that it's not noon, why do you want a pot?

But after thinking about it, I still obediently found a small iron pot for the sloppy Taoist. The sloppy Taoist took the iron pot, placed it under the altar, and said to me, "I forgot to buy you a pot for burning longevity gold, so let's take the iron pot." ”

This Nima makes me angry, your uncle, you really drank too much, and the little master forgot about such an important thing, and actually replaced it with a pot where I boiled water, which is really choking!

After everything was ready, the sloppy Taoist took out a seal with a Tai Chi pattern from his pocket and put it on the altar, and then said to me: "I will give you this magic seal, and in the future, you will find someone to make a few seals from lightning strike mahogany." ”

I can figure it out, this is a slap to a sweet jujube to eat, probably to make up for the mistake of using a pot instead of a paper pot.

While I was waiting for the dead bull's nose to continue explaining, the creature actually asked me, "Doll, you didn't have sex last night, did you?" ”

Nima, this should belong to the personal privacy of the little master, when will it be your turn to ask, an old guy who is about to enter the ground.

Seeing that I didn't speak for a long time, the dead bull nose continued to ask, "Did you have sex last night?" ”

I shook my head in great depression, and then the sloppy Taoist said to me: "If you ask the gods for twelve hours, try not to have intercourse, because once you have intercourse, the essence will leak out, which is not conducive to opening the altar to invite the gods." ”

Okay, I'm thinking too much, you're a bad old man who cares about everything, do you have to ask you for advice next time I want to do anything, but I'm still very proud, after all, I had the conditions last night, but I didn't, I'm proud!

to be continued