Chapter 23: Pretending to be Zhong Kui

"Kid, you're back, I'm going to make dinner!" Lin Tianyin said with a smile. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Zhang Wen saw that Lin Tianyin was quite pitiful alone, why did he have no children and grandchildren to take care of him, so he said: "Grandpa, let me come, you can rest for a while." ”

Lin Tianyin nodded with satisfaction: "Okay, good baby!" ”

After dinner, it was already eight o'clock, and when I looked outside, there was no one, and sure enough, as Lin Tianyin said, no one dared to go out at night.

However, there is nothing abnormal outside for the time being, Zhang Wen continued to chat with Lin Tianyin for a while, Lin Tianyin was also sleepy, so he went to sleep, and Zhang Wen looked outside.

"Holy!" Zhang Wen saw that the streets were full of ghosts wandering outside.

"Bai Xue, come here, look at where so many ghosts are coming from." Zhang Wen asked.

Bai Xue looked at it and said, "I feel that someone deliberately got it, and this place has become a ghost street." ”

Zhang Wen was stunned: "What is the ghost street?" ”

"Ghost street, that is, the street is human during the day and ghosts at night, and they will be like individuals, buying and selling things here." Bai Xue explained: "But if they stay here, the people here can't stand it. ”

"So what now? There are so many ghosts, I can't deal with them. Zhang Wen frowned.

"These ghosts should be easy to deal with, they are all ordinary ghosts, and the ones who are difficult to deal with are probably the people who recruited them." Bai Xue said.

Zhang Wenshen nodded thoughtfully: "Then what should I do, I can't let them stay here all the time, right?" ”

Bai Xue thought for a moment, and then said, "You go and scare them away!" ”

“……”

"Please, ghosts have been scary since ancient times, and I haven't heard of anyone scaring ghosts." Zhang Wen was a little speechless, what are you kidding, this is to turn things around by yourself.

Bai Xue glanced at Zhang Wen: "You can pretend to be Zhong Kui to scare ghosts?" Let me tell you, Zhong Kui is a ghost catcher, and no ghost is not afraid of Zhong Kui. ”

Zhang Wen was still uneasy and said, "Then what should they do if they recognize it?" ”

"Zhong Kui, where do they know these lonely souls and wild ghosts, besides, I don't know if there is Zhong Kui, I haven't seen it in the underworld." Bai Xue pouted and said.

Zhang Wen thought for a while: "Okay, then you can turn me into Zhong Kui." ”

Bai Xue nodded, and then prepared to start doing it, half an hour later, Zhang Wen came out, I, don't say it, it's really a bit similar, whether it's eyes or beard, even clothes, it's just that there seems to be something missing.

Bai Xue looked Zhang Wen up and down, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and took a few pieces of clothing and stuffed them into Zhang Wen's clothes.

"That's it, it's kind of like this time!" Bai Xue said proudly.

Zhang Wen looked at himself, how could he feel so perverted.

"Don't look at it, let's go." Bai Xue waved her hand.

Zhang Wen nodded and walked out, at first those ghosts didn't notice Zhang Wen, but Bai Xue shouted beside him: "Zhong Kui is here!" ”

In an instant, all those ghosts looked over, and Zhang Wen cleared his throat: "Ahem!" Why are you gathered here? Kindness? ”

Everyone was stunned, and they didn't know if this Zhong Kui was true or not, but there was still a ghost who said: "We were called by someone else." ”

"Presumptuous, you are so bold, since you are dead, why don't you go to reincarnation, but wander in this world, do you think that the underworld can't hold you?" Zhang Wen roared with a serious face.

Those ghosts were stunned all of a sudden: "My lord, can't we be reincarnated, that's why we are lonely ghosts, how can you?" ”

Zhang Wen was stunned for a moment, why can't he be reincarnated: "Ahem, I mean, why are you in a place where there are people, don't you know that your existence will affect them." Do you want to never be reborn? ”

As soon as Zhang Wen said this, all the ghosts knelt down directly and kept begging for mercy.

"Okay, I'll spare you this time, if there is a next time, you will definitely be wiped out, and I will leave quickly."

As soon as Zhang Wen's words came out, all the ghosts disappeared in an instant, and none of them stayed, so it seemed that Bai Xue's plan was still good.

However, Zhang Wen seems to be having a good time now, and when he returned to the house, Zhang Wen said proudly: "How is it?" You alright? ”

Bai Xue pursed her lips, didn't say anything, and turned her head and walked away.

"Hey, don't go, you can sleep." Zhang Wen shouted.

I only heard a word from the direction where Bai Xue left: "Get out!" ”

It was now eleven o'clock in the evening, and I saw a person on the roof opposite Lin Tianyin's house, and under the moonlight, he could clearly see that it was a soldier, in his thirties.

"Hehe, it seems that I still underestimate you a little, and I dare to pretend to be Zhong Kui, but this is a good idea, and it also proves that this opponent of mine will not be too weak, but next time the ghost, I don't know if you can deal with it." The Taoist priest said with a smile.

A person next to him asked, "Dao Chief, why don't we just kill him?" Wouldn't that be more prosperous? ”

"I'll kill him directly, that's so boring!" The Taoist priest said.

There was nothing to say all night, everyone slept peacefully, and Zhang Wen got up early the next morning to cook.

"Kid, light a few candles for the people around you." Lin Tianyin said slowly.

Zhang Wen and Bai Xue were stunned!

"Grandpa, what are you talking about? There is no one around me. Zhang Wen said with a hippie smile.

"Haha, child, I saw everything yesterday, are you a Taoist priest?" Lin Tianyin continued.

"I ...... Well, since you've seen it all, then I won't hide it from you, I'm here to catch ghosts. Zhang Wen thought to himself, since everyone else knows, there is no need to deny it, and he reflects that he is doing a good thing.

"Well, okay, you come with me." After speaking, Lin Tianyin walked over to his bedroom.

Although Zhang Wen didn't know what Lin Tianyin meant, he still followed, only to see Lin Tianyin take out a book from the already broken cabinet.

"Child, this book is for you, take it back and study it well, it will be useful to you," Lin Tianyin took the book to Zhang Wen and said.

Zhang Wen took the book a little inexplicably, and when he saw it, it was actually "Maoshan Technique", which was a book that could only be seen in the Maoshan faction, but he didn't expect Lin Tianyin to have it.

"Grandpa, how did you have this book?" Zhang Wen asked with some curiosity.

"You don't have to ask, just study it." Lin Tianyin said directly, and did not intend to tell Zhang Wen why he had this book.

"Yes, then thank you grandpa." After Zhang Wenxie, he put the book away, ready to study it when he had time.

Lin Tianyin nodded, as if he was very satisfied, but he didn't think too much about it now, because Zhang Wen's pot was nonsense......

After breakfast, Zhang Wen and Bai Xue were going to go to the mountain to have a look, because Zhang Wen always felt that this was a formation, and only by destroying the eye of the formation could this formation be broken, what the specific array was Zhang Wen didn't know, and Bai Xue didn't know.

So I had to look everywhere and try my luck in case I found it.

"Bai Xue, come here." Zhang Wen said again.

"What?" Bai Xue wondered.

"Have you ever held hands?"

"Nope!"

"Would you like to try it?"

“……”

"Why don't you speak?"

“……”

"What's wrong with you?"

"I'm a ghost."

"You're a ghost, not a ghost."

"There is no difference."

The two were talking while walking, and suddenly, Zhang Wen saw a person in front of him, holding something as if looking for something else.

So Zhang Wen ran over, and when he looked over, the eighteen-year-old boy appeared in front of him, just ...... Very fat.