Chapter 3: Hell
Zha Renzhong drew a mess with cinnabar on his hand, beckoning the fat man to come over. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The fat man grabbed the balcony door tightly, "Why do you want me to go over?" ”
"You still have to tie the bell to the bell, this female ghost has taken a fancy to you, if you don't make it clear to her, you really want her to be with you for the rest of your life." Cha Renzhong squeezed his eyes at the fat man.
The fat man trembled and walked towards Zha Renzhong, just walked into the shadows, the female ghost brushed over, the fat man screamed instantly, it seemed that a long time had passed, and it seemed that there was only a short time, the fat man didn't feel anything, opened his eyes, and saw a cloud of smoke twisting in front of him, and Zha Renzhong's hand with cinnabar was tightly held in the smoke, as if he had grasped something. The fat man sat on the ground, his legs kicking the ground until he was in the sun.
"Your grandma, toast and don't eat and drink, Lao Tzu will talk to you about you and ignore Lao Tzu, now you know how powerful Lao Tzu is." Zha Renzhong's right hand was bruised, and it must have been very laborious.
The smoke rolled and hissed incessantly.
"Stop screaming, it's noisy. People die and annihilate, the past is gone, don't spread your resentment on others if you meet someone, there is life and death, this is fate, you go. ”
Zha Renzhong stretched out his arm into the sun, only to see the smoke roll violently like clouds, and then disappear after a moment.
"Okay... All right? The fat man got up.
"Well, it's okay." Zha Renzhong went to the toilet and washed his hands.
"I still can't believe what I'm seeing." Huang Liang suddenly burst out.
"Me too." Liang Yu said, "If you hit me, I won't see if it hurts." ”
Liang Yu, Wu Fatzi, and Huang Liang, you pinch me, I pinch you, it really hurts, and the tears of pain are down.
"Among people, are there really ghosts in this world?" The fat man asked.
"Haven't you seen them all?" Zha Renzhong grinned.
"People, they only believe what they want to believe, and they don't believe in existence, even if they see it with their own eyes, they don't dare to believe it." Zha Renzhong spat out a cigarette.
"Stop smoking, I'm afraid I'm throwing up a ghost." The fat man's hands swept away Zha Renzhong's cigarette like a duck's paw.
"Don't worry, there are so many ghosts." Zha Renzhong spat out another puff of cigarette, "Only if you can't die well, you have enough resentment before you die, and you don't want to look away after death, can you keep your soul and become a ghost." You have to be qualified to be a ghost. ”
"But fatty, you casually hooked up with a female ghost, it's quite attractive." Cha Renzhong quipped.
"Pull it down, I won't dare to walk at night in the future." The fat man sat on the bed with his buttocks, thinking that the female ghost had sat by the pillow for a night last night, and took out the quilt and pillow to dry.
Cha Renzhong looked at Huang Liang, "But it's a fat man, with good health and enough yang energy, if it's a yellow bamboo pole, it is estimated that last night, at least one day of sleep before getting up." ”
"Say what?" Huang Liang rolled his eyes, "Where am I not as yang as fat." ”
Zha Renzhong said with a smile: "I'm talking about the bottom of the body, although the fat man is fat, but his blood is strong, he was awake immediately after entering the water last night, and he was not completely fascinated by the female ghost." ”
"Hey, we have been taught not to be superstitious since we were young, and we didn't think of going to college, but instead..." Liang Yu didn't know what to say all of a sudden, but he still didn't want to believe it in his heart.
"You have to look at things with a progressive eye." Zha Renzhong patted Liang Yu on the shoulder, "This is not called superstition, the soul is a fact, but don't believe those ghosts and gods that are made up and used to confuse the world." ”
"Among the people, your family has a lot of money to do this." The fat man basked in the sun for a while, and the whole person was more energetic, and his foundation was really good.
"It's okay, there's no counteroffer anyway."
The fat man pursed his lips, "I'm scared to death, who dares to bargain." ”
"Among people, you make so much money in this kung fu, why do you still come to school?"
"Although it is a traditional industry, it must also be in line with the times." Zha Renzhong smiled, "I don't have much pressure to come to school, the main thing is to see the world." ”
Hearing that the pressure was not great, Liang Yu and the three of them obviously showed envious expressions.
In the restaurant, Liang Yu and the fat man came back to their senses in unison.
"The human middle is gone, and I feel like I've lost my amulet." The fat man sighed.
"Go and go, as if something had happened to the people, didn't he give one of us a bead before leaving, saying that it could drive away evil spirits."
The fat man glared at Liang Yu, "What you said is not good." ”
The fat man touched the small beads around his neck, and the touch was as thin as polished wood.
"What do you think this stuff is made of?"
"It's better not to know, so as not to be disgusting." Liang Yu poured himself a glass of wine.
"Actually, after knowing Zha Renzhong's ability, you are a little scared, right?" The fat man asked.
"Well, it was like a dream, and I didn't come back for days. What about you? Liang Yu asked rhetorically.
"Me too." The fat man took a big sip, "I was fascinated by a female ghost into the river, and I was looked at by a female ghost for a night, can I not panic?" There's an extra stick in the dormitory, and heck, I'm really ready to drop out. ”
"Then why didn't you retreat?"
"Anyway, I'm also a new youth of the motherland, although I don't want to believe it, but I can't disbelieve it, we can't engage in idealism. Besides, you can encounter ghosts everywhere, but you don't have a magic stick everywhere. The fat man smiled.
Liang Yu was stunned for a moment, "I think so too." ”
The fat man glanced at Liang Yu, "I guess the bamboo pole thinks the same way." ”
"Later, I was a little looking forward to catching ghosts with the people again, but I graduated and never had a haunt." Liang Yu licked the sauce on his lips and said.
"Come on, I don't want that to happen again." The fat man was still a little scared when he thought about it, "Didn't people say that being a ghost also requires qualifications, and we don't know if we will kill a person in vain for decades in our school, how can there be so many ghosts." ”
After eating, the two staggered around the campus.
"Our junior sister is really more beautiful from generation to generation." The fat man shook his head and looked left and right without stopping for a moment, coldly seeing a warbler by the river, his neck shrunk, and he turned his head and left.
Back in the rental house, Liang Yu didn't take off his clothes, and with a little bit of wine, he fell asleep.
Sleeping until midnight, Liang Yu woke up thirsty, turned on his mobile phone, and saw more than 20 missed calls, all of them were fat, and then looked at the time, it was already 2 o'clock at night, forget it, let's go back at dawn, I guess I lost my wallet or something.
After taking a sip of cold water, Liang Yu hadn't even laid down when his mobile phone rang.
"Hey, fatty, you haven't slept yet?"
"You're finally taking it, when will your problem of drinking and sleeping be changed!" The fat man yelled on the other end of the phone.
"What's going on?" Liang Yu rubbed his eyes.
"I look like I'm again." The fat man had a cry in his voice.
"What's the situation?" Liang Yu suddenly sobered up.
"Come on, I don't dare to sleep alone, I'm going to be sleepy."
Liang Yu got dressed, washed his face, called a taxi with Didi Chuxing, and hurriedly rushed to the fat man.
Before Liang Yu got out of the car, he saw Wu Fatzi standing on the side of the road, spitting cigarettes one after another.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm afraid that the ghost will follow me, ahem, isn't the ghost of spitting smoke among people appearing, I'll try too. Ahem. "The fat man was like he had tuberculosis, and he coughed for a while.
"Pull it down, what the hell is going on, I don't sleep in the middle of the night, and I have to go to work early tomorrow morning." Liang Yu tore off the cigarette in the fat man's mouth.
"Didn't I lie in bed and watch a movie on my phone, and suddenly I saw a little boy's face on the screen, his face was snow-white, and his lips were bright red." The fat man shrunk his shoulders, goosebumps on one arm, and rubbed his right hand his left arm. "I looked back and saw nothing. At first, I thought it was a hallucination, maybe the alcohol wasn't over yet. ”
"After a while, I went to the toilet, and when I washed my hands, I really saw a miserable white face in the mirror, and when he tilted his neck, his neck was almost completely broken, red, and there was no blood, only a little skin was connected, and his head almost fell off. I didn't dare to stay in the house anymore, so I ran downstairs and bought a pack of cigarettes and smoked until now. ”
Liang Yu looked down and saw more than a dozen cigarette butts on the ground.
Liang Yu took out his mobile phone and made a selfie gesture.
The fat man looked at him suspiciously, "When is it, still taking selfies?" ”
Liang Yu was silent, holding his mobile phone and turning around.
"No?" Liang Yu muttered.
"Why?" The fat man scratched Liang Yu.
"I'll see if the imp is there? Don't you see? ”
The fat man also came over, "No, yes." ”
"Let's go upstairs and take a look, the three tenants in your house won't be haunted in your room, right?"
One more person, the fat man was obviously much bolder, panting and scolding, and went upstairs scolding, "This dilapidated house is separated by three rooms, and the price is still so expensive." ”
Inside, the house was quiet.
Liang Yu looked around, only the light in the fat man's room was still on, "Others are sleeping well." ”
"Could it be that they're dead?" The fat man said hesitantly.
Liang Yu pursed his lips, opened the door of the fat man's room, and frowned in disgust.
The small room was a mess, with dirty clothes, canned beer, and potato chips all thrown on the floor.
"I accidentally fell." The fat man's face flushed slightly.
Liang Yu took out his mobile phone, turned around in place, suddenly shook his hand, screamed, and the mobile phone fell to the ground, but fortunately there was a fat man's pants on the ground, and the mobile phone was not broken.
The next door light came on, and a man with a bearded face with long hair and long hair slept out in the shape of a bird's nest, swaying with the rhythm of walking.
"What's it called in the middle of the night? Scared the hell out of me. ”
"Yes ... Ghosts. The fat man stammered.
The man looked the fat man up and down, "Sick." ”
The man turned around and went to the toilet, closed the door, and heard the sound of the gate opening and releasing water.
The fat man and Liang Yu stared at the toilet.
After a while, the door opened, and the two men had disappointed expressions on their faces.