I patted my head on the shoulder, and said proudly: "This is my pet, don't look good-looking, that ability is very good, absolutely awesome." ”

The eighth sister looked at the sky carefully, and then said with a look of disdain: "I still haven't seen it, it looks like a big caterpillar." However, its ability is quite interesting, and it can even be turned into a large net. When she said the second half of the sentence, the eighth sister's tone obviously became a little ridiculous.

It may be that the other party looks down on him a little bit, and he is dissatisfied with the head of the girl, rubbing the spiritual power on the periphery of my palm. And in order to confirm how much the sky is dragged by the hanging bomb, I quickly gave it an order: "Come, turn a katana for the beautiful woman opposite!" ”

As soon as I finished speaking, I noticed that my shoulder was hanging from the sky, and I jumped off my shoulder, twisted in the air, and turned into a golden katana, and I quickly pinched the other party in my hand, and made a few triumphant gestures.

When the other party was dumbfounded, I used my imagination again and shouted to the hanging bomb sky that turned into a katana in my hand: "Give the little master the desert eagle out." ”

"Bang", the original part of the knife handle became the handle of the pistol, and the blade of the knife became the chamber of the pistol, and the whole process was only a moment, which made the eighth sister even more surprised.

"Okay, come back!" I proudly shouted at the sky, and when I looked at the thing again, it immediately turned into the form of a caterpillar, slowly crawling down my arm and up to my shoulder. It may have been that the change had just drained its stamina, and the thing had been lazily still since it had reached my shoulder, not intending to continue moving.

"It's amazing!" The eighth sister closed her mouth that was open in surprise, said in admiration to the hanging bomb on my shoulder, and then walked up to me, intending to reach out and touch the hanging bomb sky.

But to the surprise of the two of us, when the eighth sister's hand was about to touch the hanging bomb sky, this thing actually swished and hid in the clothes on my back, the speed was staggering.

"This thing is quite recognizable." I smiled and explained to the eighth sister, but what I didn't expect was that the eighth sister's hand did not stop, but slowly fell on my cheek, pinched my face vigorously, and said with a smile: "You can run the monk, but you can't run the temple; If you can't touch the sky, I'll pinch you. ”

I was struggling with whether to push the eighth sister's hand away, when I heard a "cough" outside the door, and turned my head to look, Wang Lili was standing at the door of the bedroom with an angry face, staring at the two of us.

I'm the next Olympics! Daughter-in-law, it's really not what you think. This Nima is too bloody, I want to say that the other party wants to touch the caterpillar you can't see, do you believe it?

Just when I pushed away the eighth sister's right hand, I heard the eighth sister say to Wang Lili with a smile: "Sister Lili, don't worry, your master, I only care, don't steal!" ”

Nima, little master, don't worry about you, I already have Wang Lili, you give me that liver to die.

"Don't be afraid to steal, to be a woman is to have backbone, either to fall in love and talk about marriage; Either just play and don't take it seriously; Either stay proudly single; If you want, you can help me train my future husband, not to mention that you are still so serious. Wang Lili threw out a series of sentences, which instantly made me feel that in the war to defend Aiqing, a woman's IQ can be infinitely improved, as for the extent to which it is mentioned, it varies from person to person.

"Haha, Sister Lili, you are so amazing, you actually say every sentence so rhyming." The eighth sister not only did not get angry, but cheered for Wang Lili.

Afterwards, the eighth sister said to the two of us with a smile: "No matter how powerful a person is, just like Jia Shu, if no one around him sets him off, no one holds him, and the grade will be greatly reduced." The really awesome characters are not only powerful themselves, but also surrounded by a group of capable people. How great is the energy of a single person? So, I'm the green leaf next to him, what do you say? ”

Rub, this is definitely a battlefield where you can't see the smoke of gunpowder, and the two women sound like they don't care about me on the surface, but the real situation is that they are talking about me.

"Haha, the girl said it so well, but it's not easy for a woman to meet the other half she wants in this life. You must know the goal of women: to make the previous men regret, let the current men sweat, and make the future men rare. And I hope that Jia Shu is not only my current man, but also my future husband. "I can hear that Wang Lili said this, she definitely misunderstood the two of us.

Please, explain it quickly. I silently made expectations for Daoba in my heart, because this matter is not suitable for me to come forward to explain, because explanation is to cover up, and cover up is the truth, this is the most basic truth, who let it be a person, born with special curiosity!

After listening to Wang Lili, the eighth sister smiled even more happily, and then said to Wang Lili: "Sister, if you want to be happy with a man, you should know more about him, and you don't have to love him too much." After saying this, the eighth sister turned her eyes to my side, and said to me with the same smile: "If you want to be happy with a woman, you should love her more, but don't want to know her." ”

I am very entangled in this, I don't know how to love, turn understanding into habits, and then turn habits into love, which is a very cumbersome process, but which of the men and women in the world is not struggling for this cumbersome procedure?

After listening to this, Wang Lili first pondered, and then said: "Listening to my sister's meaning, it's like a woman is like a book on a shelf, although a man bought her, but before the man bought it, she was more or less turned over by a few or even more men, if it hasn't been turned over, it can only prove that this book can't be attractive at all, right?" ”

I can hear that Daoba wants me not to learn too much about Wang Lili's past, so that I can get along more in the future, and Wang Lili thinks that the reason why I can attract me is completely because of what happened to her in the past, which has made her today, if I like her, I won't care about her past, at least, a woman without a story can't be called a woman, at best just a girl.

Just when the eighth sister was about to continue to pay tribute to Wang Lili, I shouted: "Stop me!" ”

The two women focused their eyes on me at the same time, and then I said slowly, word by word: "Don't think that the person who smiles or talks all day long is easy to mess with, when you tear off his mask, you won't even have a chance to kneel." ”

After seeing that my goal of deterrence was achieved, I said seriously: "In the small alley where I can't see my fingers, a girl in the prime of her flowering season is coerced by knife-wielding gangsters to undress. The girl had no choice but to take off her sweater, thinking that it was time to take off her underwear below, but the gangster said to put it on. The girl was puzzled, but put on the sweater anyway. Repeating this a hundred times, the girl cried and asked him, "What do you really want to do?" The gangster waved his hand: "Shhh Don't talk, you see how beautiful static electricity is. ”

to be continued