CP166 Nickname for student days
When he was in school, Chu Xiaobai had a nickname called Steel Egg. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info This is obtained for him by his brothers who are in the same bed.
Originally, just because Chu Xiaobai liked to watch the robot anime of the island country, especially the Gundam series, and the robots of the Gundam series were translated as Steel Bullet in Cantonese, he got the nickname of a Steel Bullet Kid.
Later, this nickname added another layer of meaning.
It was a winter, and the radiator in the bedroom was out of order, and a group of people came up with all kinds of tricks to keep warm.
Someone took an iron basin, went outside the school to get half a bag of charcoal, and lit a charcoal fire directly in the dormitory; Someone took out an electric blanket and wrapped himself in a rice dumpling; Someone put a dozen warm babies on the inside of the clothes, making the clothes look like they were patched. Chu Xiaobai's choice was the funniest, and he didn't know if it was the wrong nerve, he actually poured warm water into a disposable mineral water bottle, and stuffed the water bottle into his sweatpants with a very wide trouser leg.
Warm is warm, but it's not so convenient to act. In order to avoid the charcoal basin placed in the middle of the bedroom, Chu Xiaobai mixed garlic under his feet, and in the next second, he stepped on the roasted sweet potato skin that a certain guy had thrown on the ground and had not had time to clean up, and slipped his foot.
I almost pulled a horse, and my crotch hit the corner of the bench when I fell.
Even if it doesn't pull it, it will be knocked down, and it stands to reason that Chu Xiaobai's balls will be hit a little bit.
But what made his fellow brothers stunned was that Chu Xiaobai just rubbed his hip bones, and then stood up like a nobody-it did pull it, but it was not serious, and it was still within the tolerable range, as for the moment of knocking down, it happened to be blocked by the mineral water bottle that he had stuffed in the crotch of his pants before, and with that thing as a buffer, the impact did not directly impact the vital point.
It's a man who can't stand it, don't you even have a? Could it be that you have studied in the Shaolin Temple and practiced the so-called Iron Crotch Gong? Because of this interesting incident, Chu Xiaobai's original nickname has evolved again, and he has been directly promoted from a steel 'bullet' boy to a steel 'egg' boy.
Then, in order to save trouble, the last two words of the steel egg boy were omitted again, and they directly became steel eggs.
When I was in school, nicknames and aliases were more ugly than Chu Xiaobai's steel eggs, and in addition, because this nickname was more or less boasting of his ability to be a man, Chu Xiaobai did not resist this nickname very much.
But after leaving school, the nickname was not so decent. Especially when facing female friends, you can't mention it casually, after all, the nickname involves 'Dandan', and if you don't get it right, it will make the listener feel obscene.
For example, now, in front of Su Yue and Xu Yiyi, it is not suitable to mention this nickname.
"Okay then." Seeing that Chu Xiaobai didn't want to say anything, Xu Yiyi could only give up and ask: "Then call you Ah Chu for the time being, okay?" ”
Su Yue didn't say anything, just stared at Chu Xiaobai with playful eyes. Perhaps because she was more familiar, her curiosity was a little bigger than Xu Yiyi, and secretly, she had already made up her mind, and when she came back, she would find a time to send a text message to Chu Xiaomei to ask about it - the last time the Chu family came to Hong Kong City, Chu Xiaomei had already exchanged contact information with Su Yue, and the contact between the two women has not been broken, and there is even a tendency to gradually develop into girlfriends.
"Okay~. As long as it's convenient for you. Chu Xiaobai nodded indifferently, there was only one request for him, as long as he didn't call him a nickname.
I decided on the verbal title, and I was more comfortable talking. After the meal, the atmosphere between the three of them has become very natural, even Chu Xiaobai and Xu Yiyi, who met for the first time, are familiar with each other as if they have met several times, and there is no such restraint as strangers should be.
"What's next? Achu, are you going to take a break first, or do you want to get down to business? "Eat and drink enough, come out of the small restaurant, and sit in Su Yue's car. While starting the car, Su Yue asked Chu Xiaobai, who was sitting in the back.
"I'm going to find a hotel and book a room first." Chu Xiaobai asked Xu Yiyi, who was sitting in the co-pilot's seat, for advice: "If you don't mind, we can start in the hotel." ”
"Brother Achu, you won't be ......." Getting started in a hotel? What to do? The speaker had no intention of listening to the listener, and felt that Chu Xiaobai's words were a little ambiguous, so Xu Yiyi joked with a smile, and by the way, he also gave him a wink from the rearview mirror.
"Ahem~." didn't expect Xu Yiyi to suddenly say such a sentence, Chu Xiaobai suddenly blushed a little: "I'm a serious person." ”
"You know how to make trouble~." Su Yue also stretched out her hand and patted Xu Yiyi: "I want to send it. Sao, can you also find a time when I'm not there? ”
Chu Xiaobai was in front and Su Yue was behind, and the timing of the two speaks happened to be connected. Faced with such a situation, Xu Yiyi rolled her eyes with a wicked smile: "Okay, okay, I said the wrong thing." You two are a couple, I'm not going to try to interfere anymore, OK? ”
"Uh~." Not only did he fail to shut her up, but he was ridiculed again. Chu Xiaobai and Su Yue invariably showed expressions of crying and laughing.
"Hahahaha, look, look, even the expressions are synchronized." fell into Xu Yiyi's eyes, and the same expressions of the two became new evidence.
Even if you continue to distinguish it, it will only be useless. Knowing her friend's temperament, Su Yue could only choose to give up and put her mind on driving. As for Chu Xiaobai, he had already turned his eyes out of the window at this time, pretending to be watching the scenery on the side of the road.
Xu Yiyi lives nearby, otherwise she wouldn't have come so quickly just now. In order to meet more conveniently in the next few days, Chu Xiaobai also cooperated with Xu Yiyi's situation and chose a hotel not far from her home.
It only took about five minutes to get out of the small restaurant and drive to the parking lot in front of the hotel. It's still a red light in the middle, otherwise it would have been faster.
"Is that it?" Stopping the car and glancing at the hotel in front of him, Su Yue seemed a little dissatisfied: "Isn't it a little worse?" ”
It is said to be a hotel, but in fact it is just an inn that has been renovated from a former private house. The whole small building is only three stories high, whether it is the decoration on the exterior wall or the furnishings in the foyer, there is no sense of modernity and fashion that the metropolis should have, but with a hint of eight. The feeling of the old port town in the nineties.
"It's okay, anyway, I'm not here to enjoy it this time. It's also easier to be closer to her home. Chu Xiaobai thinks this small hotel is very good: "Moreover, I originally liked this traditional style, don't you always have this feeling in the movie?" ”
"Well, since you've said so." Chu Xiaobai himself said so, what else could Su Yue say? Picking up her kun bag, she took the lead and walked towards the front desk on the first floor of the hotel.
The receptionist at the front desk was not a young and beautiful hostess, but a bald uncle with reading glasses. He had a cup of coffee in front of him, a horse newspaper in his hand, and a radio next to him, which played all kinds of information related to horse racing. Well, it's all very port city too.
"Uncle, Uncle~~!" knocked on the counter twice, but the bald uncle inside didn't react at all, so Su Yue had to shout at him twice.
"How many hours?" When I looked up, I saw that it was a combination of a man and two beauties, and the bald uncle's eyes seemed to flash.
Combined with his question, one conclusion can be drawn that he regarded Chu Xiaobai and the three of them as wild mandarin ducks who came to the hourly room for the sake of popping.
No wonder he thinks so. Well, a large part of the guests in his small inn were originally there for that purpose; The second reason is because of the dress of Chu Xiaobai and the three of them, whether it is Chu Xiaobai, Su Yue and Xu Yiyi, they are not dressed very formally, and they do not have a travel bag in their hands, which does not feel like they are going to live for several days in a row.
"What hours? Aber, can you not be so salty and wet? Rolling his eyes, Su Yue pointed to Chu Xiaobai who was standing next to him: "He's alone, we're just going to accompany him over for a while." ”
The envy in the bald uncle's eyes disappeared, and in his place, there was contempt for Chu Xiaobai - none of the two beauties could look down on you? Uncle, when I was younger, I was more open than you.
"How many days? Register here, and by the way, take out your documents for me to see. He casually took a notebook from the table and handed it over, and the bald uncle greeted Chu Xiaobai again.
Without thinking too much, Chu Xiaobai took out his ID card and handed it over.
"Huh? Are you from the mainland? The format and appearance of the ID card are slightly different from the ID card of the residents of Hong Kong City, and when he saw Chu Xiaobai's ID card, the bald uncle showed another surprised expression, and couldn't help but look up at him twice.
"Well, is there a problem?" Several times he was stared at by the bald uncle with eyes with other connotations, and Chu Xiaobai couldn't help frowning. Whether it is from the novel or from some news he has read before, Chu Xiaobai has also heard that some Hong Kong people have a discriminatory mentality against mainlanders, and he subconsciously feels that the bald uncle in front of him may also be one of those people.
"Nope." To Chu Xiaobai's surprise, the bald uncle just shook his head and handed his ID card back. Not only did he not show any sense of discrimination, but kindly reminded him: "Hou Shengzi, you are from the mainland, Abel reminds you, don't run around at night, especially don't go to those dark alleys, you know?" ”