Chapter 25: The Fat Times of the Singer
Xu Zhifeng reported to the Council of Elders about the contact signal sent by the Battle Sudden Bureau. Pen Γ fun Γ Pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ infoDue to the previous Huamei hacker war, the bombing of the Yasukuni Shrine toilet in the island country, and the hijacking of the Beidou navigation satellite system to find people, all kinds of incidents are related to the mysterious strategic flickering bureau, so the elders will also be very interested in this mysterious war flickering situation.
Moreover, at this time, a contact signal was sent, and it is estimated that it was related to the bombing of the Chinese embassy in Yugoslavia. The Council of Elders has deliberated and agreed to send the contact signal to the war room, but has requested that no one present speak or reveal any classified information. All contact matters are in charge of Xu Zhifeng, who has dealt with the war situation many times.
Soon, the blue-haired little Jana appeared on the big screen in the war room. Jana rarely stood upright, holding up a letter and reading it seriously:
Distinguished Chiefs, Generals, Hello everyone. On behalf of the Strategic Deception Bureau, I would like to make clear to the Chinese side our position on the strategic deception situation:
If the Chinese side decides to start a war against Mei, we will provide all-round technical support. We have the ability to paralyze all of Mei's information and communications within 10 minutes, to paralyze all of Mei's modern weapons within 12 hours, and to make all of Mei's satellites fail within one day.
The Strategic Deception Bureau sincerely awaits the final decision of the Chiefs and Generals.
Regards
Strategic flickering bureau
The Council of Elders and the generals attending the meeting couldn't help but look at each other when they heard the statement of the Strategic Fooling Bureau, this cowhide was too big! Only Xu Zhifeng, who has dealt with the War Suddenly Bureau a few times, knows that what the Strategic Fool Bureau has said is not impossible to do. But in this kind of super-high-level meeting, Xu Zhifeng can only be regarded as a small shrimp and does not have much right to speak.
Xu Zhifeng glanced at the Great Elder, and recited the Great Elder's words knowingly: "The Chinese government and people will never forget the atrocities committed to us by the Mei State. When we are strong enough, we will make Meiguo pay tenfold and hundredfold. β
On the big screen, Jia Naka took a long time before bowing to the people in the conference room, and then said: "The war situation understands and supports the decision of the Chinese side. The Strategic Fool Bureau rejoices that the Chinese people have a wise and calm leadership collective. Chief of Staff Xu, I don't know what happened to the wreckage of the F117? β
Xu Zhifeng glanced at the Great Elder again before he dared to say: "To tell the truth, the F117 has already arrived in the basement of my embassy in Yugoslavia. I was going to disassemble it and transport it back to China for further research, but I didn't expect that there was a positioning device hidden on the F117, and it was too late when we found out and turned off the positioning device..."
Xiao Jiana on the screen nodded and said, "I wonder if the Chinese side is willing to make an offer for an intact F117?" β
"If you can provide a complete F117, we are willing to pay 1 billion soft sister coins!" This time, Xu Zhifeng didn't even ask for the opinion of the Great Elder, so he agreed.
Jia Na on the screen snapped her fingers: "Very good, it's still the old rule, cash on delivery." There is also the last location information fee, please settle it together. β
With that, Jana disappeared from the screen. The war room of the General Staff of Huaguo exploded in an instant, and a group of people surrounded Xu Zhifeng to ask for information about the war, which made Xu Zhifeng have two big heads.
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After ending the correspondence with Hua Guo, Jia Na asked, "Why don't the Hua elders agree to go to war?" Young master, do you really want to fight with Mei Guoyan? β
"Hey..."Tang Xuan gasped helplessly, "It's definitely right not to go to war." I was afraid that Huaguo would rashly start a war against Meiguo, so I released Mo Xiaoai's pigeons and rushed back to offer help to Huaguo. β
Jana tilted her head and asked, "Huh?" Young master, aren't you very angry that Mei Guoyan blew up our embassy? Why don't you say you won't go to war? β
Tang Xuan shrugged his shoulders: "Obviously, the Mei Guoyan now has its own military bases all over the world, and if you want to directly threaten the Mei country, it is difficult to do it with the current military capabilities of the Chinese country." If there is a war, these military bases stationed in many other countries will become the target of China, and many countries will be involved in this war. In that case, there will be a world war. β
Jana opened her mouth wide: "Huh? It's so serious! β
"This is not the most serious, once you use nuclear weapons in a hurry, not only Hua and Mei, but the entire earth will fall into a crisis of destruction." Tang Xuan smiled bitterly: "So in fact, no one has the courage to provoke such an anti-Ren war, what really supports Mei's hegemony in the world is his economy and technology, and the military is only a deterrent and not a fundamental." β
"Hmm, is that the end of this matter?" Jana pouted a little upset.
Tang Xuan sneered: "It's over? How can it be? Although China can't provoke a war, there are so many strategic flickering bureaus, otherwise what do you think our strategic flickering bureau does? β
Hearing Tang Xuan's words, Jia Na jumped up excitedly: "Yay! It's time to hit the plane again! β
Looking at Jia Na with an excited face, Tang Xuan silently felt that this chick seemed to be hotter than himself?
An hour later, in an abandoned warehouse in the suburbs, the sword-shaped aircraft took off again. It's just that this time Tang Xuan deliberately asked Jia Na not to directly enter the supersonic state, because the last take-off had attracted the attention of many people on the ground, and it was also in the newspaper: After all, the glass in the villagers' homes was shattered...
"Young master, how are we going to play this time?" Xiao Jiana, who was standing on Tang Xuan's shoulder, asked.
Tang Xuan snorted coldly: "Go directly to Meiguo and directly grab an F117 at their air base first." Can it be done? β
Xiao Jia Na thought for a while and said: "It is indeed possible to hack into the control system of the F117, and then I will control the F117 to take off." It's just that the fuel volume of the F117 may not be able to fly back to China. And the F117's powertrain is also antique to me, I can't image its powertrain, so it's hard to fly it back. β
"What if you doubled the desserts this month?" Tang Xuan knew Jia Na's routine very well.
"Then I can 'catch' it back!" Jana had a triumphant smile on her face.
Tang Xuan listened to Jiana laughing evilly in his ear, and said speechlessly: "Jiana, a little less routine, a little more sincerity, okay?" β
There was a thunderous thunder, and a sonic boom cloud was generated around the sword-shaped fighter, and the fighter disappeared in the blink of an eye...
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After a while, Jia Na reminded, "It's already over the air base, young master." β
"Very good, it won't be detected by Meiguo's radar, right?" Tang Xuan asked cautiously.
"Don't look down on me, young master, even if you give the earth a few hundred years to develop technology, it will be difficult to find out my whereabouts!"
Tang Xuan nodded: "Very good, act according to my plan!" β
"Obey the young master!"
Under the concealment of the environmental hologram, the sword-shaped fighter swooped down, and the landing gear at the bottom of the fighter had turned into three super suction cups, and when it stopped at the F117, the F117 was firmly 'caught'.
"Good, take off!"
At Andrews Air Force Base, several soldiers from Meiguo finished their routine fighter plane inspection tasks and were hooking their shoulders and preparing to drink. Suddenly, an F117 bomber took off from the base like a chicken caught by an eagle! A few Mei Guokees crossed their shoulders, opened their mouths wide and watched F117 fly away like this, and stayed for a long time before they came out: "Whatthefuck? β
The radar of the air base immediately alerted the airbase, and the entire air base entered a state of first-level combat readiness, and dozens of fighters were on standby to take off. You know, Andrews Air Force Base is in Washington, D.C. - where the Hundred Palaces and Afternoon Houses are located! If this suddenly vacated F117 does something out of the ordinary, then it will be a big problem!
What puzzled the airbase was that the F117 was flying at speeds that exceeded its own power limits, even exceeding the speed of sound several times. The fighters at the base can't catch up with it at all, and they can only be out of reach! The commander of the Air Force immediately reported the emergency to the Baigong and the Nak Nak Building, and demanded that the dignitaries and the president enter the bomb shelter immediately.
The whole of Washington was shrouded in the shadow of an air raid siren, even though many people in the country dismissed it as noise -- after all, they had lived in a comfortable life for decades and had no idea about it. Some people who know about the air raid siren are also naΓ―ve to think that this is a government air raid siren exercise and do not take it seriously at all.
"Very good Jana, now hack into the F117's control system, and it's up to you to control his route. Let's go down there and have fun. β
"Okay young master! Jana is getting control of the F117, has obtained, started the F117 engine... Initiated, separated from each other..."
The F117, which was flying at supersonic speed, suddenly slowed down, and many fighters chasing and intercepting took the opportunity to increase their horsepower to close the distance. The sword-type fighter that dropped the F117 and flew autonomously took the opportunity to land at the Andrews Air Force Base in Meiguo, and sailed to the ammunition depot under the cover of holograms...
The door of the ammunition depot slowly opened under Jia Na's control, and all eyes of everyone at the air base were focused on the F117 in the sky that threatened the Baigong and the Afternoon Sleep Building, and they didn't notice the anomaly of the ammunition depot. The sword-type fighter flew into the ammunition depot so easily.
Xiao Jiana on her shoulder hugged Tang Xuan's neck for half a moment: "Yay! It's a tattered piece that doesn't go into the stream, but I can arm myself well! Master, I love you! β
By hacking into the control system, Jana greedily loaded one missile after another into herself. Tang Xuan couldn't help but sigh: "Jiana, looking at your body, how could you never think of so much ammunition that could be loaded?" How did you do that? β
"It's called space warp technology. To take a flat example, if you draw a missile on A4 paper, the paper should occupy an area as large as A4 when it is tiled. But if you fold the A4 paper, it's only half the size of the A4 paper. Fold it again to make it smaller, which is called plane distortion. And space distortion is also a truth~" Jia Na seemed to be very happy to get these weapons, and rarely talked about some black technology.
Fortunately, Jia Na's example is quite straightforward, Tang Xuan said I can understand, but you have to fold the space, this is too against the sky, right?
With the help of this space-warping technology, an entire ammunition depot was emptied by Jana...
"Alright, young master! We're ready to go! Jia Na said happily.
Tang Xuan snorted coldly, very good, I heard that you blew up our embassy? This time, Master Ben will also blow up a few of your embassies to play!
"Jana, first recapture the F117 and interrupt his positioning system. It is still 12 nautical miles away from Huaguo, and the coordinates are sent to the General Staff of Huaguo. β
Tang Xuan gave an order, and the sword-type fighter at Meiguo Andrews Air Force Base took off again, and a few minutes later, it recaptured the F117 that had been being chased by other fighters. Then the F117 disappeared quickly at an unimaginable speed, and then the Meijun radar could not track the whereabouts of the F117, and then the positioning system also failed.
Where the hell did that F117 go? The Meiguo government did not figure it out until decades later...
An hour later, the F117 was thrown into the sea by a sword-type fighter with a huge splash. By the way, Jia Na sent the coordinates to the General Staff of Huaguo, but refused the contact signal of the General Staff of Huaguo.
"Good. List the location information of all the embassies of the United States in other countries. Let's have a one-day tour around the world! β
"Obey the young master!"
In the island nation, May's ambassador to Japan, Hassen, is enjoying a performance by the island country's courtesans in the embassy. Happily drinking alpine coffee, among the many Mei embassies abroad, the life of May's ambassador to Japan can be regarded as one of the best. After all, the island country is its own little brother, and in the island country, the status of Ambassador Mei can even surpass that of the prime minister of the island country, Yuichiro Inu.
βbeautifulοΌβ Hassen watched the performance of the island country courtesa and shouted comfortably, the coquettishness of the island woman is really unique~
Just when Hasson couldn't help his blood and loosened his belt to have a passionate encounter with a courtesan, the entire embassy suddenly shook. Before he could react, Hassen's whole person was swept away by a heat wave. Then, as if he saw an arm fly in front of him, and there was a sharp pain all over Hassan's body, and it seemed to be his own! A second before he closed his eyes, he probably saw a pair of erotic panties of a blown up courtesan flying out...
Meiguo Baigong soon got the news: Meiguo's embassy in the island country was attacked by a bomb from an unknown source, and no one survived...
Fifteen minutes later, news came from the Maple Leaf Country: the Meiguo embassy in the Maple Leaf Country was severely airraided. Only the steel skeleton of the embassy remains, and all other structures are gone!
All countries immediately received the message from Meiguo and demanded that they strengthen their air force to avoid the recurrence of the air raid on the embassy of Mei.
But 30 minutes later, the same news came from the hard country!
As soon as I arrived in Europe, the news of the air raid on the embassy spread to the Meiguo Baigong and the Wujue Building almost every minute or two, and the entire Baigong and Wujue building fell silent. Not only Meiguo, but the whole world has fallen into an unprecedented silence.
Jia Na stood on Tang Xuan's shoulders and crossed her waist and said unhappily, "Young Master! I strongly urge you to leave me a few bombs! I'm not going to throw them all out! β
Tang Xuan's bad breath was over, and he really didn't want to involve more innocent embassy staff. So he ordered: "For Jana's sake, return!" β
All the ambassadors of May's embassies around the world have been asked to leave their embassies immediately and take refuge in safe places, and who knows when this god-like air raid will end? Tang Xuan's air raid caused the ambassadors of various countries to dare not return to their embassies for several months, for fear that they would be blown into as soon as they returned.
The whole world is speculating about who Mei provoked to cause such an unreasonable and unforeseen all-out revenge. Some people boldly speculate that it was Huaguo, whose embassy was bombed by Meiguo, but how could Huaguo have such a retaliatory ability? So who is it that can have such a powerful ability to attack the embassy of Meiguo in a state where all countries are fully prepared?
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