"Time travel has been activated..."

“3…”

“2…”

“1…”

Zhao Fan's eyes were dark, and when he lit up again, he found that he had appeared in the bathroom of his house again, and the water in the toilet was still rotating...

With a "grunt", the mixed liquid was completely swallowed up...

"So the toilet flush time is exactly five seconds?" Zhao Fan quipped. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Back to the owner, the database of the Chrono Watch ZFCNM008 does not record the standard flush toilet flushing time..."

"So your database isn't a panacea?"

“…”

At this time, a familiar female voice came from outside, this voice made Zhao Fan a little afraid, he was really afraid that there was another sister paper in the novel at the moment, but the voice was obviously Han Ying's voice...

"Brother Zhao Fan... Come out to eat! ”

"Oh! Right away! ”

Zhao Fan washed his face, then walked out, entered the restaurant, and saw that Han Ying had taken off the cute apron, and inside was a clean white shirt...

"Alright, alright! Let's eat! Han Ying saw Zhao Fan coming, and said with a smile on her face.

"Uh..."

Zhao Fan saw the red roast suckling pig on the table, as if it was stained with oily fried chicken burgers, high-calorie cream cakes, and snacks that were sticky to his teeth when he looked at them...

Zhao Fan couldn't help but feel a little sick to his stomach...

Joke!

I just traveled to the Southern Song Dynasty to participate in that banquet, and was gobbled up by that group of soldiers, Zhao Fan was already eleven or twelve full, and when he saw such heavy food in front of him again, he only felt disgusted...

"..., Brother Zhao Fan, what is your expression?" Han Ying saw Zhao Fan's face cold, and she was very dissatisfied.

"That's... I'm a little uncomfortable..."Zhao Fan said embarrassedly.

"Huh?" Han Ying snorted undoubtedly.

"That's... It's good again now. Zhao Fan was forced by Han Ying's obscenity to sit down, grabbed a fried chicken leg casually, put it to his mouth casually, and subconsciously took a bite...

It's so greasy...

Such presumptuous cholesterol...

Seeing this, Han Ying sat opposite Zhao Fan with satisfaction, picked up a small cake, and began to taste the sweet cream...

"Brother Zhao Fan... Why do you smell of alcohol? Han Ying asked in surprise.

"Huh?" Zhao Fan was stunned for a moment, he didn't know how to explain, could it be that he crossed by the way while he had just gone to the toilet?

"..., Brother Zhao Fan, you just came out of the toilet..."Han Ying had a cold face.

No way!

This girl shouldn't be misunderstood!

Misunderstood that I was in the toilet...

Belch~

It's disgusting~

"Brother Zhao Fan shouldn't be hiding wine in the toilet, right?" Han Ying asked with wide eyes.

"Why should I hide alcohol in the toilet?" Zhao Fan collapsed and said, fortunately, he didn't misunderstand that he drank something strange...

"Really?" Han Ying looked at Zhao Fan.

"Really!" Zhao Fan said affirmatively.

"It seems to be true..."Han Ying saw that Zhao Fan had no heart.

"Damn, don't you treat me like a prisoner, okay?" Zhao Fan was very depressed.

"But I'm still curious about why Brother Zhao Fan's body smells of alcohol?" Han Ying's occupational disease has been committed again.

"Does it matter?"

"Also... Quite important. ”

“… That's probably the smell of disinfectant alcohol in the bathroom..."

"Huh? But I didn't see disinfectant alcohol in Zhao Fan's brother's bathroom? ”

"Damn, when did you go into the bathroom?"

"Just when Brother Zhao Fan hasn't woken up yet!"

All right.

She can enter her own home, so it's not unusual to go into the bathroom...

"It's... Just because you don't see it doesn't mean you don't..."

"I'm not going to let go of a single clue!"

"So you still haven't seen it!"

"Brother Zhao Fan... Are you questioning my major? ”

Zhao Fan looked at Han Ying's more and more serious appearance, and only then did he remember that this Nizi majored in criminal investigation...

"That's... That was not what I meant... I'm just saying you might have missed an eye..."

"Impossible!" Han Ying put down the cream cake and slapped the table.

"Yingying... Don't get excited! "Zhao Fan has a bad premonition...

"Brother Zhao Fan, your bathroom is a 2 meter by 3 meters and 3 meters high rectangular space, the left side of the door is the shower room, the tiles have no traces of undried water, and the corners where some sprinklers can be poured have cobwebs, indicating that Brother Zhao Fan has not taken a bath for at least a week..."

There's no need to debunk this...

Han Ying continued: "Directly opposite the door is the sink, and there are many water stains on the edge of the sink, indicating that Brother Zhao Fan does not clean it up in time, and it will splash out when using water, indicating that Brother Zhao Fan is very sloppy, and the water flow of the faucet is very large... The warm light overhead in the bathroom has a bulb that turns on and off, indicating that it has shown signs of aging, and the indiscriminate confetti around the toilet indicates that it was left behind when the paper was drawn, once again indicating that it has not been cleaned for a long time. The towel in the cabinet is dry, the toothbrush is also dry, the traces of the toothpaste that have been used are still squeezed from the middle, and the toothpaste on the edge of the exit after opening it has traces of solidification, indicating that Brother Zhao Fan has not brushed his teeth for a long time..."

This one... There's no need to brush your teeth, right?

"Master, brushing your teeth can maintain oral hygiene and avoid the growth of bacteria..."

"Shut up!"

Han Ying hadn't finished speaking: "And there are spider webs in all corners of the walls, and there are traces of cockroaches crawling on the walls (how can you see this?). There is mud and dirt on the ground that is difficult to clean, indicating that Brother Zhao Fan has worn shoes with mud into the bathroom a long time ago and has not cleaned it up in time... At last... The door to the bathroom is in disrepair and squeaks when opened and closed... Am I right? ”

Am I right?

Is that right?

Is that right?

The last sentence lingered in Zhao Fan's ears like an echo, and Zhao Fan was a little confused...

What's right about that?

That's just right!

And Han Ying said a lot, even Zhao Fan didn't pay attention to it...

Is this really only going into your bathroom once?

Zhao Fan had a deep suspicion that someone was investigating him...

But I haven't taken a shower for a long time, and I haven't brushed my teeth for a long time...

"This violates the health program of the Chrono Watch ZFCNM008~"

“…”

"Okay, Yingying, I'll take it..."Zhao Fan had to accept his fate.

"Looks like I'm right!" Han Ying teased her braids confidently, and then asked coldly, "Then Mr. Zhao Fan, please tell me, where is the disinfectant alcohol you are talking about?" ”

"This..."Zhao Fan said.

He was amazed!

What the hell is Mr. Zhao Fan?

This strange name made him shudder!

This inexplicable aura is so weird!

The boat of friendship is capsized!

There is only one way, quickly change the subject!

"That's... Yingying, didn't you say you had good news for me? Zhao Fan remembered what Han Ying said before crossing over.

"Huh?" Han Ying remembered the purpose of her coming, and in an instant, she seemed to be a different person, and returned to the appearance of the good girl and said, "By the way, Brother Zhao Fan, I have good news for you!" ”

Hehe, hehe...

Women are terrible...

Why did you quarrel over something inexplicable?

How weird is it?

Zhao Fan responded: "What's the good news?" ”

"I was invited by the local police station as a criminal investigation consultant~"

What?

Let a 20-year-old girl be a criminal investigation consultant?

The police department can't be crazy, right?

"That's... Congratulations! "Zhao Fan is duplicitous.

"Yikes! It's going to be late! Han Ying looked at her watch and said, then hurriedly ********, picked up her bag, and went out, before leaving, she didn't forget to instruct: "Remember to eat all breakfast!"

Eat them all!

Zhao Fan smiled.

It's no wonder if you don't kill yourself!

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