Chen Miao, nicknamed Erzi, is said to have looked for a fortune teller after he was born, and Mr. said that he was short of water in his life, so three water characters appeared in his name. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info Chen Miao's name has a somewhat literary temperament, but Chen Miao's academic performance from childhood to adulthood is not slippery, and it was normal before college, after going to college, he failed to chase his first girlfriend, and since then he has become a genuine ** silk, and gradually there are far more people who call him a second tease than those who call him his name.

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Chen Miao is twenty-four years old this year, he goes to school early, he goes to college early, and it is naturally not too late to leave school.

said that Chen Miao has been so long, in fact, he is an ordinary person. On this day, Chen Miao was drinking with his friends by the river, crying and complaining, and the seventh girlfriend also broke up with him, and the three friends around him jumped up and gave him a fat beating.

"You fucking fart! I haven't held a girl's hand yet! Mao Zi said fiercely, deliberately punching Chen Miao's face twice. Chen Miao, if he doesn't speak, he looks like a dignified, and he will be a bastard as soon as he speaks.

The second teaser got up and swayed: "Fart! What's the difference between a girlfriend who can't be kept and nothing? ”

"Fuck, it's clear that you don't cherish it!"

"Grandpa, how else can I cherish it? You can't give her the moon, can you? Dig it out to her, how can our brother enjoy the wine under the moon? Chen Miao staggered, "I'll go boo, come back and drink!" ”

The moon tonight is exceptionally round, Chen Miao looked at the moon while relieving herself, and couldn't remember what the name of her seventh girlfriend who broke up was, she only thought of one name - Yuan Xiaoyou.

He sighed, alas, it's really the purest first love, although he didn't catch up, but the later girlfriend can't compare to the first love!

Chen Miao pulled up the zipper and turned around, his head was dizzy, his feet were on the stone, the stone slipped, and he fell back into the river. Damn, isn't this drinking your own urine? As soon as he thought about it, he gurgled into the river water. Chen Miao has three waters in her name, but she is a landlubber, plus alcohol on her brain, her arms and legs fluttered for a while, and she didn't shout out if she wanted to shout for help, she only felt that her lungs hurt.

Chen Miao thought of the fortune teller for himself the moment the light in front of him disappeared, and couldn't help but curse secretly, maybe if the god stick didn't take so much water from his name, he wouldn't have to drown in the water!

But the matter has come to this point, Chen Miao's head of alcohol, and he didn't even have time to experience fear, so he slowly sank to the bottom of the river.

At this time, a figure plopped into the water and dragged the tall Chen Miao out of the river in three or two strokes. Chen Miao choked out a mouthful of river water with his own urine, and saw a figure with a sickle standing in front of him in a daze, mysterious and weird. But he didn't see it clearly, and he passed out when he rolled his eyes.

The next day, Chen Miao woke up in his rental house, and there were three big men lying in the room, and their sleeping positions occupied his floor in an extremely disgusting manner.

"Get up!" Chen Miao jumped up and kicked everyone's buttocks.

Brother Dong sat up with a carp, stretched out his honest head and stared at him, then turned into surprise, jumped up and hugged him and kissed him: "Second teasing, you are not dead yet?" ”

"Get out of your uncle, if you die, I can't die if your uncle dies!"

"Yo, the dragon is alive!" Maozi got up and went into the bathroom, and then there was the sound of running water.

"The second teases you to scare the third brother to death, you are really capable, you can pee and pee in the water!" Qiang Qiang didn't wake up, he sat cross-legged on the ground, "It's a good life, and I met a live Lei Feng who fished you out......" and then yawned.

"Uncle, I fell into the water?" Chen Miao vaguely remembered that there seemed to be this last night, and thought it was a dream!

"That's right, and then I was carried back by a little white face, I said what it feels like to drown in your own urine?" Maozi walked out with his pants up.

Chen Miao stuck his neck and dragged him to the toilet: "Come on, Maozi, you can try it too, it's really cool to drown in your own urine!" ”

A few people played around for a while, and then turned the topic to the living Lei Feng.

"The man only said that his name was Cangyu, we want to call so that you can repay him and he still won't give it. It's very white, so it's a little white face! Like a dead man, he talks to him and doesn't like to answer. Mao Zi recalled that he himself couldn't remember it clearly, and he drank too much.

Chen Miao vaguely remembered that before he passed out, he saw a person carrying something like a sickle, and it was very strange to think about it at this time. "Did you see anyone else? Particularly strange people? ”

"For example?"

"Like someone with something on their back?"

"Little white face, carrying you on my back."

"Get out! I'm serious! ”

Dong Ge said honestly: "No, he was the only one who carried you back at that time, we were scared to death, and we took a taxi to send you back." ”

Chen Miao thought to herself that she probably had hallucinations, or she had misremembered.

Chen Miao woke up and called the second mother again, telling her about it as a joke, but the second mother was so frightened that she didn't speak on the phone for a long time.

"Mom, don't be afraid, your son and I are cheap, there is no!"

"Miao Miao, are you sure you see someone carrying a scythe?"

"I'm not sure, I'm dazzled and wrong, the moon is too bright."

Chen Miao's mother was silent for a while and said: "Miao Miao, I had a particularly bad dream one day after I gave birth to you, and I never dared to tell you, I dreamed that you were being carried by a person with a sickle-" Speaking of this, Chen Miao's mother didn't dare to continue, "Anyway, I had this dream, so I went to ask the fortune teller to give you this name." The master said, you must be careful of the person who carries the sickle on your body in this life, you must not offend him, in case you meet him, you must treat him well, and there must be no disrespect. ”

"Mom, I know, you taught me when I was a child that I must respect those uncles and uncles who carry sickles, when did I not see them cutting grass and wheat in the field and jumping down to help them? Hey, Mom, did the old man say who carried the sickle? ”

"I didn't say it."

"What a second-rate master!"

"Chen Miao, don't talk nonsense! The master is very accurate! ”

Chen Miao perfunctorily hung up the phone with her mother, and seeing that it was noon again, she casually soaked noodles and ate them, and then nested in the sofa to play games. He recently quit his job again.