Chapter 35: Pull down the fat man
I didn't have time to think about it anymore, so I quickly put my hands on it, trying to climb up quickly. It's just that the more anxious people are www.biquge.info, the easier it is to make trouble, and as soon as I try my side, the fat man can't hold on. I was pulled down at once, and it fell on me with a plop.
Fortunately, there are dead leaves under him, otherwise he would have been smashed by the fat man's horizontal flesh, and he would have to spit blood if he didn't die.
So this time, the fat man didn't fall in, but lay face down on the pile of dead leaves. I guess it may be that the focus area of this product is too large, so it didn't get trapped. When I fell down before, I still maintained a relatively handsome standing position.
But I had just crawled out of half of my body, and this time I was smashed into the pile of dead leaves by the fat man. I felt like my other foot had broken a bunch of eggs, and the mucus that had disgusted me to death had once again filled my other shoe without incident.
It's like your shoes are filled with glue, and your feet will slip around sticky when you move a little. This time, though, I didn't sink my whole body into the pile of dead leaves, at least above my shoulders was still outside the pile of dead leaves.
All this happened too suddenly, and Cui Linghong, who was still standing on the ancient branches, and the thin monkey had not yet reacted. Then I heard the fat man cursing and scolding and getting up from the pile of dead leaves. "You fucking told you to hurry up when you grinded and chirped, and you didn't tell me when you suddenly exerted force." ”
The fat man spit out the dead leaves in his mouth, and at the same time stared at the dumbfounded thin monkey standing on the tree and said, "Are you still fucking watching a play?" Hurry up and find a way to get us up? ”
"If you don't say a word, no one will treat you as a mute, and I feel like I've stepped on something. Now both shoes are full of slime. The sudden force just now was because something pulled the trouser leg, so I wanted to go up quickly. I looked at the fat man, and his whole body was covered with dead leaves, and the dead leaves in his mouth had not yet been spit out, and I thought that I might be like this myself, so I didn't pay any attention to him. Turning to the two people on the tree, he said, "There is something under this pile of dead leaves, and I don't know if it's aggressive yet." But it's likely to be aggressive, so you quickly tie the rope to the tree, and we'll follow the rope to climb up. ”
As soon as the fat man heard me say that there was something in the pile of dead leaves, he immediately reluctant: "What kind of sin did I create in my previous life, how can I know a person like you?" I was kind enough to save you, but now it's good, but I was pulled down by you as a backstop. You can't be a communiqué personal vendetta, right? I was bitten by a ghoul ant before, and I knew that there was something underneath and didn't say anything in advance, so I was dragged down directly. ”
"If you don't want to go up, stay down here, I'll go up first." I saw that Cui Linghong and the others had already thrown the other end of the tied rope over, and they were too lazy to take care of the fat man. Grasp the rope with your hand, and with a gentle kick, you will climb out of the pile of dead leaves. Then he did a few pull-ups and climbed up the tree.
At this time, I turned around and looked at the fat man who was still on the pile of dead leaves, only to see the fat man look at me with a resentful look and said: "I really didn't expect you to be such Zhao Boling, count me blind as a dog." You have such a fucking easy way to get up, why didn't you say it before? Do you have to use the strength of feeding to pull you up with the barrel of a gun? I see that you are sincere, and you want to pull me into the water. ”
"I really wanted to say it before, but I also want to be able to open my mouth. I just can't open my mouth to let you know how important you are to me, and I can't wait to let you know. I sang Jay Chou's song while talking, and Cui Linghong, who was standing on the side, couldn't help but smile and said, "You two living treasures, don't you say there's something down here?" Don't hurry up and pull the fat man up. ”
"He's not in a hurry, we're in a hurry, his horizontal flesh can withstand ten empress leeches, and the things below can almost withstand a dozen, right?" I said it deliberately.
The fat man would remember that I had something down there, and grab the rope that I had thrown over after I had come up. shouted in his mouth: "The fat man doesn't care about you now, if you pull me up, even if we don't share the same hatred, we will write it off." ”
I saw that the fat man was almost done, so I stopped talking to him. Hurriedly pulled him up, and said as he pulled: "You really should lose weight, you won't go to Japan anyway." ”
After the fat man came up, the three of them asked in unison: "What does it have to do with whether you lose weight or not and whether you go to Japan or not?" ”
"Fat people can go to Japan to participate in sumo! It's a miracle that you're alive now. I couldn't help but smirk.
What I got was three white eyes, and it seemed that if I hadn't been a little afraid of the unknown things in the pile of dead leaves, the three of them would have collectively kicked me down again.
Finally, the fat man and I all climbed safely to the branches.
It was then that I had time to look at my two pairs of slime-filled shoes, and I took them off my feet. I saw that the shoes were full of pale yellow with a foul-smelling slime, and these slime sticked to both of my feet. I grabbed a handful of dead leaves and wiped my feet clean, but I couldn't wear those shoes anymore, so I simply threw them into the pile of dead leaves below.
"Which of you brought shoes?" I asked, a little helplessly, looking at my bare and foul-smelling feet in the air.
"I still have a pair of military shoes here, and I saw them in the gang's base before and put them in my bag." Cui Linghong said as he took out a pair of brand-new military shoes from his backpack.
When I saw these military shoes, it was like seeing a relative, and while taking the shoes from her hand and starting to put them on, I said: "You are simply our Zhuge Liang, Xiao He, Li Shanchang!" ”
"I know the first two, who is the one surnamed Li in the back?" The skinny monkey blinked with a question mark on his face.
"Zhuge Liang is Liu Bei's logistics minister, Xiao He is Liu Bang's logistics minister, and Li Shanchang is Zhu Yuanzhang's logistics minister. These three are the first heroes of the founding of the country, who do you say is surnamed Li? I didn't care about the smell of my feet, so I put these barely fitting shoes on my feet without looking back.
I had just finished changing my shoes, and before I could catch my breath, I heard a constant sound of squirrel coming from the pile of dead leaves below.
We turned our heads to look, and there seemed to be a lot of enemies buried in the pile of dead leaves around us. Tumbling up and down, a bit like ocean waves.
It's just that this battle is a bit big, and the four of us were frightened for a while. I didn't have time to react at all, so I could only watch stupidly.
The pile of dead leaves below rolled more and more violently, and even many of the dead leaves were tossed into the air.
The fat man asked in surprise, "Is that what you said about the following things?" What the hell is this? Why is it so vigorous? ”