One hundred and sixty-two generalissimos Niu Erzhu

Do you understand, it's still that set of words, just like Niu Erzhu fooled Wu Peifu at the beginning, but the title has changed, and the tone is different, this is actually the set of ready-made clichΓ©s made up by the Jianghu people in order to deceive people, at first glance, every sentence is clear, think carefully, but you don't say anything, but you want to say that there is nothing, how much is still a little bit of edge, anyway, it's not a word, but there are not many useful ones, there are psychological hints, as long as one of the sentences is right for your temper, you just think about it, The more I think about it, the more I feel that that sentence is right, even Wu Peifu was stunned for a moment, let alone a mountain king in this small cottage!

Breaking through the sky listened to it with relish, and the more he pondered it, the more he said good words, and in the end, he slapped his thigh: "Okay, don't say it!" Lonely Yuqing's family, no less than Gaozu meeting the childroom, the first master met Kong Ming, that is really Daigo empowerment, a sentence reminded the dream of the person, from now on, the monarch and the minister will meet, you and I will show our strength and create a hegemony! The more this kid talked, the more excited he became, he shook his head, and dragged the text open, just like singing a big drama on the stage, "The widow is not a person who breaks his word and fattens himself, come, canonize this strong man as the generalissimo of soldiers and horses!" ”

As soon as he said this, everyone was stunned, canonized? Generalissimo? You haven't woken up, have you? Before you even scratched the bar, you started talking nonsense all the time? Breaking through the sky is on the rise, and no matter what others think, leaning back on the back of the chair, "You are a marshal, your father naturally can't be wronged, come on, canonize your father as the prince of the dynasty, your brother is burly, I want to have two strikes under my hands, first seal a war hall general, and then make a meritorious service in the future, and then reward!" ”

Niu Erzhu and the others laughed and laughed, but since Da Shao picked up the interest of others, the grandfather had to help him round this lie, Wang Yaqiao and the others held back their laughter, pretending to kneel down and thank him, only Bu Facai pouted on the side and didn't speak, why, everyone else was official, and he was nothing, although he knew that this was nonsense, but what did he mean by leaving himself? Isn't this a clear contempt for people? Bu Facai hurriedly took a step forward: "Don't go down, they are all official, why don't I have anything to do?" I'm also a hot-blooded man, please don't give me a half-official position! ”

Niu Erzhu almost laughed out loud, good you are a fortune, you are an official fan, you don't want to be an official and don't say anything about you with a shy face, anyway, you want to be so shameless! But what is the name of this "don't go down"? You don't even know how to say the word XiΓ , do you? Sure enough, as soon as Chuang Potian heard him speak, his face was immediately full of unhappiness, if it weren't for Niu Erzhu's face, he would have killed Bu Facai on the spot, in fact, this can't be blamed, although the three rats have makeup, but they are short in stature, and they can't change their height with disguise techniques, Bu Facai went there to stand there, not enough for three pieces of tofu to be tall, and he was hanging, whoever saw it felt that this world was hopeless, and he closed his eyes: "This. Ah, yes, okay, I'll make you a big internal manager! ”

What? Bu Fa Cai almost urinated, of course, it can also be understood as scared, what is the general manager of Ouchi? To put it nicely, in fact, it is the head of the eunuch! Although Bu Facai is shameless, the characteristics of the lower body are obvious, and this and that still have to be dropped! The face of the three rats was like a bitter gourd: "Don't go, this official is not very suitable, and I am not." It's not like that! Chuang Potian even turned his face back: "I know this, but don't worry, wait a few days, I will invite a few masters from Beijing to clean your body!" ”

Bu Facai cried, what kind of world is this, the last time you went back to the mountain, you were either a marshal or a general, I was good, not only became a eunuch, but also confused the lower half of my body! The three rats almost leaked the truth on the spot, but Chuang Potian didn't give him a chance to be a traitor, and after sending the three rats, Chuang Potian hurriedly grabbed Niu Erzhu: "Aiqing, come with me, the widow has something important to discuss with you, come with me to the inner house!" ”

Niu Erzhu was startled and went to the inner house? Where and what? Could it be that Breaking through the Sky is still a guy who walks in both floods and droughts, and he is nominally a generalissimo, and he secretly wants to be the West Palace? This can't be guaranteed, his brother Rabbit is a rabbit, and he may have to change his mouth! Da Shao's heart was up and down, but as soon as he walked into the inner house, he found that he wanted to be crooked, and compared with himself, he was pure like a child, and the place said that it was an inner house, but in fact, there was no woman, and there was a lot of noise in the house, all of them were old men, and they were dressed in suits and leather shoes, robes and horse coats, and they were people with status at a glance.

Niu Erzhu looked at it, there were four people sitting inside, Chinese, two foreigners, one of the two foreigners was tall, red hair and green eyes, at first glance he was not Asian, the other was short in stature, and his facial features were similar to those of Chinese, if it were not for the handful of people under his nose Ren Danhu and the kimono he was wearing, no one would have thought that he was a foreigner. Tianjin Wei was the most open city in China at that time, Niu Erzhu had also seen the world, knowing that the little man was Japanese, Da Shao was shocked, this breaking through the sky is evil enough, how can he still invite foreigners??? Ghost Silent 162

Before breaking into the sky and Niu Erzhu entered the house, they heard a commotion inside, noisy, like a toad pit, the most fierce was the red-haired green-eyed foreigner and the Japanese with gold-wire glasses, just listen to the red-haired and green-eyed foreigner and the Japanese with gold-wire glasses, just listen to the red-haired man say in broken Chinese: "Your Excellency Tufei, don't always provoke me with the Russo-Japanese War, at that time we Great Russia was too busy to take care of ourselves, plus you Japanese are sinister and cunning, so you let you get lucky to win, but now that the First World War is over, you Japanese will not have a good time, Presumably, if you meet on the battlefield again, it is impossible for you to win easily, right? ”

The mustache seemed to be suave, but his speech was very shady: "Battlefield? Your Excellency will still have a chance to return to the battlefield, you must know that war is a conflict between countries, even if we want to fight, we will fight with Lenin's Soviets, you exiled White Russian nobles, there is no chance to compete with Japan on the battlefield! "The red-haired man was furious, he was going to fight with the Japanese with his fist, then the Japanese didn't even move, in fact, he didn't need to move at all, two of the three Chinese stood up and persuaded to fight, saying that it was persuasion, basically pulling a biased frame, everyone understands, Tsarist Russia has fallen, the White Russian aristocracy is not a fart at all, people Japan is now in full swing, who has no calculation in his heart, put two eyes and don't stutter, go to stammering you with one eye? Niu Erzhu deliberately slowed down, listening to the movement here, he found that the three Chinese inside seemed to have their own different positions, this person dressed differently, that sat still, did not pay attention to the Japanese and the White Russians fighting is a young man, suit and leather shoes, a Western faction leader, sitting there is a disdainful face, the two persuading one of the robes and horse coats, full of Northeast dialect, speaking just dry Haganha, the other is dressed indecently, speaking with an accent in the Beijing-Tianjin area, But what he said is also strange, what kind of chief Duan is opening his mouth and closing his mouth, Zhang Dashuai! ――by:87942204368064376|530――>