Chapter 575: Beyond Guard
Next Olympics! If it weren't for the fact that the other party was so much older than me, and I still had to ask him, I really wanted to kick the girl into the trash can with the TT.
"Daochang Chen, hurry up and save people, this is my apprentice." I gritted my teeth and said to the other party.
"Then I'll give you an eight-percent discount?" This calf is determined to make this money.
"If you don't save people anymore, believe it or not, I'll go door-to-door in the bathing center and shout that you have a venereal disease!" I yelled at the stinky shameless man with my eyes pierced.
"Oh, it's still so horizontal to ask for someone." This stinky shameless one is quite hard.
"Okay, then I'll yell now." I wasn't used to each other's faults at all, and when I opened my mouth, I yelled: "This old guy not only has a venereal disease, but he doesn't like to wear TT at that time..."
"Okay, okay, can't I cure him, don't shout!" This stinky shameless man saw that I could really say it, and quickly pressed my mouth and pleaded in a low voice.
"You Mariel!" I pushed away the other party's dirty hand that had just touched the little girl Mimi, and said helplessly.
"You're my father!" Chen Laodao said hatefully, and then arranged for the three children to go to his Taoist temple. Then the altar was opened, the evil spirits were dissolved, the ghosts were exorcized, and it took a whole night to save the thief.
Unexpectedly, the first thing the thief asked was: "I'm the second one, have you all touched the bone?" "Well, there must be something to hate in the wretched.
Actually, there is no other meaning to even talk about these two stories about practicing courage, because many young readers in the group always ask me that there is a haunted house in such and such a place, can I go to practice courage and take a risk or something?
Then my answer is: "No, there is no drop of no at all!"
The reason for this answer is because people are hiding from things nowadays, and no one is particularly willing to take the initiative to find trouble. And I'm still so far away from those readers, if this Nima really has some accidents, the absolute far water can't save the near fire, I hope that those readers who are idle and don't force anything, don't cause this trouble, otherwise when the time comes, the day should not be called the earth, I am still far away in Liaoyang, you will wait for death by yourself.
After the past is finished, the book continues to be written. I stared into the eyes of the eighth sister and continued to ask, "Then why do you choose this courtyard as a foothold?" "My questions are one after the other.
The eighth sister glanced at me, and then said helplessly: "Do you think we are willing to take this hot potato, people are drifting in society, how can there be no knife without being stabbed." It was the one from above who assigned us to come over and deal with this murderous mansion. After speaking, the sound of ping-pong inside became more intense.
Judging by the tone of the eighth sister, I can guess that the other party has never dealt with this murderous house, otherwise how can the voice inside explain it?
Seeing that I was silent for a long time, the eighth sister stretched out her right hand and made a cigarette clip action at me, and I lit one for the other party in a witty way, and then lit one myself, when the smoke rose up, the eighth sister continued: "This guy is definitely good at catching ghosts, but when it comes to turning evil, it is a half-way at best."
Since we took over this courtyard, it can be said that we have used all eighteen kinds of martial arts, but what is the result? It's just that this courtyard can have no accidents for a while, and the three tragically dead souls are still trapped in the courtyard here. The dead are not allowed to rest in peace, but it is a big taboo in our business, not to mention that there is now a female ghost who has been tortured and killed, and things are even more troublesome.
At this time of the day, it is the time when the evil qi is the heaviest, and those evil qi trapped by us will bring the dead souls in the courtyard out to make trouble, not to mention, the lonely souls and wild ghosts who live in no fixed place around them, due to the effect of the magnetic field, have also begun to concentrate here during this time period. If we can't get this murderous house done as soon as possible, it won't be long before something happens here. ”
"Do you have to use feng shui to solve the problem here?" I flicked the cigarette butt out of my hand and asked casually.
"Or tear down this yard!" The eighth sister also threw the cigarette butt on the ground and crushed it a few times.
"Then it's dismantled, we still need to work so hard!" I'm almost speechless, what a simple thing, why make it so complicated.
"But this piece of land has just been assigned to the economic development zone, which means that sooner or later it will be moved. For the sake of that little profit, the head of the household will never let us tear down this murderous house. The eighth sister said that she was quite helpless.
This is really a classic example of people dying for money and birds dying for food. At the same time, I also felt the deep sense of powerlessness of the eighth sister.
"However, when I knew that Lao Cao was a descendant of Beima and majored in Feng Shui, my heart blossomed." The eighth sister continued happily: "The two of you, one is a Buddha child, and the other is a descendant of Beima, you can just use the ability of the two of you to solve the problem of this murderous house, and by the way, solve the resentful female ghost, haha, when you meet the two of you, it is really a pie in the sky, and it is a good thing to hit me on the head." ”
Your sister, when did the little master and Lao Cao become pies? If you have to force the two of us to fall, then one of us is a durian, and the other is a super-sized coconut, even if it can't kill you, it will smash you half-crippled!
Seeing that I was unhappy, the eighth sister knew that she had leaked her mouth, so she smirked at me a few times, and suddenly took a quick sip on my cheek when my expression turned helpless.
Just this mouthful, I was shocked by the little master. First, I already have a beautiful girl like Wang Lili, and I really don't want to mess with flowers and grass anymore, not to mention that the girl in front of me and Wang Lili still know each other, and she has to go to live with Wang Lili at night. Second, this little girl's ability, others have not seen it, I have seen it with my own eyes, Ya is a medicine girl, a medicine girl who can save people and kill people, who knows if the other party's kiss just now, whether the medicine containing the fascination component was smeared on my cheek through saliva?
Thinking of this, I quickly wiped the place she had just kissed with the sleeve of my arm, and my strength was so great that I almost wiped my mouth with my bald skin!
The eighth sister looked at my embarrassed appearance, and laughed wildly, "Don't wipe it, I didn't give you any medicine, don't worry." After seeing that I didn't continue wiping, the eighth sister continued: "Jia Shu, if you can have a leg with the Buddha Tong, it can be regarded as a fate between the two of us in our last life, how about it, I will be from the old lady today, right?" ”
After I listened to the other party's sentence and didn't take the drug, my heart just put it in my stomach, and after the other party finished the next sentence, my little heart was especially mentioned in my throat, what kind of trouble is this Nima going to make?
Just when I was engrossed in the whole body and on guard in case the opponent's overlord made a hard bow, I heard the voice of the counterfeit money floating from not far away, "Let that Buddha boy hurry up, the other party's value has exceeded the warning line of 160!" ”
to be continued