Chapter 18: The mood is like eating
Eighteen chapters
Hurry up and ......," I hurriedly urged. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"May I ask the master, what kind of flesh do you want to change? Once the flesh is exchanged, it can never be exchanged again. ”
"You still need to ask, exchange the best." I feel like I'm excited, I don't want it, the rebirth scene that I've been doing for many years has finally come true!
This feeling is fluttering.
"I'm sorry, but I don't have enough energy points to exchange for the best body."
"How much worse?" I have a faint sense of loss, and my heart says that in case it is a little worse, I can only exchange it for a slightly worse one.
"Nine hundred and ninety-nine million nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand eight hundred points," 007 answered my question directly without thinking.
I was stunned by this statistic!
Two hundred points, in an instant, turned into a small black dot in my heart, and it continued to shrink.
My mood felt like eating.
"What kind of body can I change?" I don't have time to wait any longer.
"Master, you have three kinds of flesh to choose from, the first: the human body, and there are a hundred outstanding human clones in the artifact..... Oh, I'm sorry, you're running out of time, they're already with you, and I'll automatically choose the first human body. ”
As soon as I heard this, I felt my consciousness leave this space, back on the hill, back in my pseudo-body.
it, don't bring it like this.......
There was a miscellaneous voice in my ears.
"I already knew there was something wrong with this kid, and he probably wasn't a normal human."
The footsteps stopped beside me.
"Dao Chief, what do you mean by that? Could it be that there is something wrong with this kid? Ah Da said.
"Well, he's probably a yin person, that is, a ghost man, let me see it."
A large hand was placed on my wrist and pressed against my artery.
"Sure enough, there is a problem, this kid has no pulse at all."
As I said this, I suddenly felt a strange energy from my brain into my body, and then I was pleasantly surprised to find that I had a temperature, a heartbeat, and a consciousness.
"Come on, burn this kid to death, he's a ghost." The old man unceremoniously gave the order to kill me.
"it, it's the other way around...."
I sat up from the ground abruptly.
At such an important moment, he was ruined by the old miscellaneous hair in front of him, and so much important information was lost, and the identity of 007 was not understood, and the choice of the flesh did not even listen to the content, so he was forcibly chosen.
It's like a beggar watching the million in his hand turn into a dark coin, and at this moment my hatred for the miscellaneous old man has exploded.
I unceremoniously kicked him on his ass like a gourd, and kicked him to eat shit, I pointed to his nose and broke the aunt: "You old miscellaneous hair, charlatan, go to the hospital and contract syphilis, forget to bring paper to the toilet, take off your pants and can't get up, you dare to fucking burn Lao Tzu, make sure you go to prison tomorrow." ”
The old miscellaneous hair staggered, and when he looked back, I couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded.
"Look at what, it's you who scolds, and says I'm not human, I don't think you're a human being, your whole family is not a human being, you are an old dog, you were by a strong girl at the age of twelve, kidney yin deficiency at the age of thirteen, and a cousin at the age of fourteen......"
I was addicted to scolding, and I added everything I could think of, including my hometown, until I was forty years old, and I was short of words!
The reason why I admired Xing Ye at the beginning was because I thought Xing Ye was very domineering and disciplined when he scolded people.
Miraculously, I scolded for so long, and no one interrupted me, and they all opened their mouths in surprise, but the face of the old man was darker and darker, and his face gradually trembled.
Suddenly, the hairy old man covered his face violently, ran away in a panic, and shouted bitterly: "Count you ruthless, how many years have passed.... What is my face........
Watching the old man stumble down the mountain, I couldn't help but open my mouth wide, I don't know what's wrong, I just scolded it.
"Is it true that what I scolded?"
"Hiss......"
I gasped, if that was the case...... I can't imagine how much immorality this old man has done.
What follows is a bit more complicated.
Seeing that the old miscellaneous hair had no face to stay, he cried and shouted and left, and the eyes of the middle people fell on me again, looking at me with unkind eyes.
The protagonist is gone, I'm afraid of a hair.
"Look, you really want to go to jail!" I said with a small stammer.
"Dao, Dao, long said, you.... It's not ......"
"Which eye do you see that I'm not human, and you believe the words of the old man?" As I spoke, I rolled up my sleeves and stretched out in front of the little stammer, "You check and check, didn't the old miscellaneous hair say that I don't have a pulse?" ”
The little stutter was very real, and I really reached out and touched it.
"There really is a pulse."
When the crowd heard this, they couldn't help frowning, and two unbelievers came and touched them again, including Ah Da, and after that, they fell silent.
The fat man said: "No matter what, this guy has gone crazy to Brother Jiu, and we must not let him go." ”
Hearing the fat man say this, some people suddenly showed resentful expressions on their faces.
I glared at the fat man fiercely, spit on the ground, walked up to the fat man and said, "Then you tell me how I hurt Chen Baxian, if you can't tell why, see how I settle accounts with you." ”
The fat on the fat man's face shook, looking very angry, he pointed to my nose and asked, "I asked you, why did you throw away the coffin nails, it was obviously ill-intentioned, and how to explain the black dog blood in the coffin." ”
"You still have the face to ask me, I paid so much money for you to do funerals, 1.5 million, 1.5 million, it's good that you want to destroy the souls of the dead, have you never died in your family, have you? If your mother dies and others do this to her, what will you do? What did you promise to be buried safely? As a family member of the deceased, shouldn't I do that? Tell me, should I do that? ”
My last voice almost roared, and the dead fat man was so frightened by me that his face trembled and he didn't speak.
"You wait, I'll take you to court tomorrow, I'm going to discredit you, I'm going to make you pay me three times as much."
I saw that the fat man had a limp in his calves when he heard about the triple loss.
I ignored him and just turned around and left.
The arm was grabbed by a strong hand, and when I looked back, it was Ah Da.
"The owner, there is something to discuss, why bother to make such a big liver fire, it is really a bit abnormal this incident, you see, we are also victims, Chen Baxian has gone crazy for this matter, it is better for us to think about it in the long run." Ah Da's performance is quite steady.
My original intention was to get out of the way, who the would sue them, you must know that I may even have my account revoked now, and when I check the file, I'm already dead, isn't it a life, I'm just making a show.
Eventually, we assembled the coffin and buried it in the black shadow, and the small coffin was carried to its planned location.
Of course, in this process, I pulled out the coffin nails, and talked to the female ghost in red before I was willing to go into the ground, and the two children naturally saw their parents and were satisfied.
As for the cause of the dead's death, they didn't say, I didn't ask, it had something to do with me, and I came to harm people.