tried his best to fool the old couple overnight, and Wang Zheng escaped the next day.

More than 200 years have passed, and more than 200 years of freewheeling life have made Wang Zheng unaccustomed to this kind of family-like closeness. I still have feelings for my parents, but after seeing them and knowing that they are living well, the excitement and longing in my heart fade.

It's better to leave it to Jin Liuniang to deal with, she will give a satisfactory answer to the old couple who live a peaceful life. And Wang Zheng, who has traveled through life for more than two centuries, is still more suitable for the role of guardian.

What's more, this time I came back and prepared a relatively large plan! ——

"Number 3055! Number 3055! Please go to Counter 2 to complete the procedure! ”

"Hey! It's your turn! It's your turn! Why are you still stunned, we are still waiting, don't delay your work! In the sweet broadcast voice, Liu Shan felt in a daze that someone was pushing him, and his tone of voice was impatient mixed with a hint of helplessness.

Liu Shan opened his eyes in a trance, but found that he was in a huge office hall. It is similar to the lobby on the first floor of a bank where various chores are handled, except that it is larger than the lobby on the first floor of any bank. At a glance, he found that the windows in front of him belonged to the same kind of endless sight, at least fifty or sixty.

Looking back, a long-bearded man with a cheeky face and a thick body, a bit like a dwarf who has been magnified many times, was staring at him with big eyes, and there were also many figures behind him, and he couldn't see his head at a glance.

"Number 3055! Number 3055! Please go to Counter 2 to complete the procedure! ”

"Hey! Say what about you! Don't go yet! The big man pushed Liu Shan impatiently.

"Oh!" Liu Chan nodded ignorantly. Subconsciously glanced at the window facing him, which was the second window.

As he walked slowly, he looked left and right, but found that the hall was so big that it was boundless. Rows of people are lining up on the right, and it feels like people from all over the world are crammed into a train station ready to go home for the Chinese New Year. A large piece of black pressure on the human head makes people's scalp tingle when they look at it. There was only one line on the left, but if you looked closely, you could see that they were all wearing military and police uniforms, and most of them were standing and sleeping with their eyes closed. Only the first two or three were awake.

Further to the left is the wall, which is full of screens with changing instructions. At the top is a huge sign that reads: Crossing the Authority's Asian Branch

Looking up at the roof of the shed, it was more than ten meters high. There are no lights on it. The entire roof of the shed is emitting a misty white light, which is soft and not dazzling, and the whole hall is brightly lit.

Where is this? I don't think I'm dead yet, didn't I cook dinner at home just now......?

Liu Shan was a little inexplicable, and faintly guessed. But I'm not sure. I looked at the window. I saw a cute-looking girl in a blue uniform looking at her with a little impatience. My heart jumped and I hurriedly walked up.

The girl glanced at him. Hands fiddling with the keyboard, without looking at him, asked, "Name?" ”

"Liu Shan." Although I still don't understand, for the sake of the words on the big signboard and the pomp and circumstance of the scene. Liu Shan honestly confessed his name that was well-known throughout the country.

"Uh...... Can you name such a cow? Disrespectful, disrespectful! When she heard the name, the corners of the girl's mouth curled up slightly and she glanced at him.

"Am I dead?" Liu Shan touched his nose a little embarrassed, although he had been staring at the name of the queen of Shu Han since he was a child, it was the first time he was teased by such a beautiful girl. However, now that the major question is present, he still weakly asks this key question.

"Nope!" The girl replied categorically, and then smiled: "You just went along with our rules and were selected!" ”

"Huh? Isn't it against the law that you're doing this? In my impression, it seems that the biggest common denominator of most crossings is to die first. ”

"Who told you that you can only cross if you die now." The girl looked at the table and said, "That was before, our Authority had already passed a bill at the 800th Congress, and in view of the vigorous development of the crossing business now, the number of deaths can no longer meet our needs, so a more general condition has been added!" ”

"On what terms?" Liu Shan's eyebrows jumped, and he couldn't help but ask.

"As long as it's a dead house!" The girl smiled very brightly.

Liu Shan seemed to be angry, but he found that there was nothing in his heart to detonate at all, but he was a little excited to try. sighed and said, "You won't let me kill some aliens, and live in some space to kill and survive." ”

"No, no! We're a regular official department! What kind of black fist arena does the main god game, we don't have it here! The girl shook her hand and said, "But we won't always be by your side, and you still have to protect your own safety after crossing......"

Liu Shan wanted to speak, but the girl interrupted him and preemptively said, "...... But you might be able to pick a gold finger! ”

Seeing that everything that should be asked has been asked, and seeing that he has to cross because of some force majeure factor, Liu Shan's heart jumped suddenly, and he said excitedly: "Okay, since that's the case, I want to get to ......"

"Wait!" The girl stopped him.

"What's wrong?"

The girl knocked on the color logo of "Crossing the Bureau" on the glass of her gate, and said: "We are a public institution here, where can you pick and choose, if you want to divide the plane, let's take a written test first!" Find out which one you fit into! ”

"Do you have a written test?" Liu Chan's eyes widened. Nima, I've never seen so many rules at a certain point before, people wear them one by one, and they wear them in the toilet. It's as troublesome as I am now. It's like taking a civil service exam.

As if seeing Liu Shan's doubts, the girl rolled her eyes and said: "There are too many people in the world's six billion dead houses." Don't start from reality, weigh how many pounds you have, don't talk about how to stir up the storm, and you don't even know how you died. Let's send one that used to cost a lot of energy. It's not throwing garbage, how can you do it if you don't take it seriously! Now, do you want to wear that? ”

"How is martial arts, it seems to be very popular recently!" Liu Shan touched his chin and said: "I can fulfill my dream of martial arts when I was a child, and I can also take the opportunity to go back to ancient times to get three wives and four concubines, and if the era is appropriate, I can't help but be able to develop into an alternate history class, plant fields, fight wars or something, get a prince to play, and then collect some historical cattle as little brothers." Build a church and create a national hero. Reign over the world, surrender from all over the world. ”

The girl looked at him and nodded deeply.

Liu Shan was overjoyed: "Really? ”

"It's okay with your sister! Idiot! You think you're playing an NPC game? The girl roared twice, and forced herself to hold back. The green tendons of the head kept taking a deep breath. "Calm! Calm! Xia Tingting wants to be calm! Verbal violence can no longer be used. Otherwise, this month's bonus is gone, what will I give to my talented man to buy the best ink! ”

Liu Shan looked at her dumbfounded, stretched out his hand tremblingly and said, "You ......"

"What are you!" The girl glared and said, "Haven't you ever seen one who crossed the tofu Shih Tzu?" Whew, calm! Calm! Service with a smile. Serve with a smile! I can't stand you geniuses who have opened their brains and broken through the sky. Forget it, aren't you going to go through martial arts, let's do the question first! ”

This seems to be a part of the crossing, I don't know the girl who went to the plane to play the Xianggong cultivation game, and when she slapped it on the computer, a transparent light screen suddenly popped out under Liu Shan's hand, and then the words "S-level ancient martial arts plane written test questions C set of papers" flashed on it, and then shattered to reveal a scroll.

After Liu Shan sighed at the advanced nature of the office supplies of the Passing Bureau, he just glanced at the test paper, and immediately became stupid, pointing at the test paper with the gesture of Wu Lao Er next door to cerebral thrombosis, and asked in a trilled voice with wind and candles: "This!" Are you sure this is a cross-examination question, not a final exam for doctoral students in the College of Traditional Chinese Medicine? ”

"On the formation and development of meridians", "Randomly write down the location and basic role of the 36 Tiangang acupoints around the body", "The dialectical relationship between peerless martial arts and wielding a sword from the palace", just focused on the three questions that came up, and Liu Shan was frightened.

With a dark smile on her face, the girl touched the little hat she was wearing on the outside of her head, and said, "Where is this, you can look at it below!" ”

Liu Shan's heart slipped with some kind of expectation, and he almost fell to the ground when he saw the following questions.

One esoteric question after another about "On the Advantages and Disadvantages of the Official System in the Tang, Song, Yuan, and Ming Dynasties," "The Level of Fiscal Revenue in the Hongwu Period," and "On the Planning and Steps to Promote the Development and Growth of the Flintlock Craftsmen in the South of the Yangtze River," Liu Shan's liver was not frightened, and what left him even more speechless were the "construction and cultivation of the army," "the relationship between the military spirit and the people's heart," and "how to control public opinion in the government and the opposition," "how to manufacture machine tools," "dealing with the relationship between the White Lotus Sect and other folk cults and the corrupt Confucianism of the Donglin Party in the imperial court," "hybrid rice," "steelmaking," and "flintlock pistol manufacturing and application" "Manufacture of steam engines".

Liu Shan covered his heart, the trigeminal nerve in his brain hurt, who knows this for ordinary people.

Seeing Liu Shan's distress that a dog biting a hedgehog and unable to swallow, the girl had a few sympathies, knocked on the glass and comforted her: "Don't think about it, how can a low-level otaku like you, who is neither a technical or a scientific nerd, pass the S-level exam papers?" Even my aunt and grandmother, a talented girl studying in the Department of Archaeology, tried all her best to get a C-level ancient plane, you don't even know these basics, even if you wear it, you will be blind, you will be a beggar in three days, and you will die in ten days. Forget it! Ancient times weren't so easy to mix! ”

Liu Shan cried and said with a sad face: "Didn't I choose the martial arts plane?" Why do you still need an examiner system, don't you just find a cheats book and practice slowly? ”

"How naïve!" The girl snorted and said, "You can't survive the rest of your life, how can you survive ten or twenty years of practicing peerless martial arts." You want to practice slowly, but we haven't had time to wait until we cross the Authority! The bureau stipulates that there is no guarantee that the crossover person will start making a profit within one year of going there, and we will not approve it! ”

"And make a profit!" Liu Chan's face was very embarrassed.

"Nonsense!" The girl rolled her eyes and said, "If you don't make a profit, what will we eat in the bureau." But you don't have to worry, the ability in the bureau is great, and the one hundred and eighty small planes are not in your eyes at all, and we won't interfere with you anything, and you don't need to understand the specific situation! ”

Liu Shan didn't care about this, but he just felt that he had no chance with the martial arts dream, shook his head and said: "It's really that the times are developing too fast." There are so many talents that they are out of control, and the world has become a cruel environment where you can die or die. I was originally incapacitated and could only be a dead house, but now I don't have the ability to blame you, I can only blame myself for being useless! ”

The girl sighed with a face full of vicissitudes and said: "This is the way of the world, but isn't it time for you to have a chance, you have to hold on!" ”

"Hmm!" Liu Shan quickly cheered up and nodded, "Then the otherworldly continent." ”

It's not bad, learn magic, practice vindictiveness, and find two wives. One inside the house and one outside. Elves, Sirens, Orcs, Catwomen, etc., the more the merrier. If you are full of food and support, you can fight two battles with this clan, and finally become a king, a candidate or even a god.

"Hey!" The girl sighed. looked at Liu Chan like an idiot. And say no more. Just a few taps on the computer.

The light screen under Liu Chan's eyes suddenly ended, and the words "A-level Ancient Otherworldly Plane Written Exam Question D Paper" flashed, and it was shattered to reveal the test paper.

Boom!

Liu Chan just glanced at it this time and smashed his head on the counter. Angry, he shouted, "I'm an ordinary person who knows this!" The first question made him stuck, "The specific location and admission method of Hogwarts House", this kind of question is Harry Potter himself before admission, he doesn't necessarily know, not to mention Liu Shan, a waste material who is either a TV series or a love action movie every day.

"Wow, that's the basics!" The girl shook her head and said, "You don't even know where the magic academy in Harry Potter is the most familiar, and you go to a strange continent in another world and get lost every minute?" What kind of place where Warcraft is rampant, do you want to create a precedent for getting lost and dying? ”

"I didn't open my mouth! Won't I be asked? Liu Shan shouted angrily.

"How naïve!" The corners of the girl's mouth hung with a queen-style mockery, and the corners of her eyes were slightly raised with an unfathomable expression: "It's impossible for you to think like this, the language barrier is your biggest obstacle, you must know that most of the slave sales over there can be cleaned up and sold in the body, and the modern people's thin skin and tender meat in the past language barrier plus the strength of the lonely, the final result is best to become a rabbit, a miserable one was caught by a two-headed monster, a goblin or something, and if you can't prepare it, you will get out of the pot!" ”

"Then reincarnate and be reborn." This difficulty is low, and I have been living in that world every day since I was a child, even if my memory is slightly broken, at least I am fighting at home, making money first, and then getting a few wives. Or get women first, and then make money, or just get a few rich wives directly, anyway, the wife Liu Shan doesn't mind, and it can also reflect our party's policy of grasping with both hands and being hard with both hands.

The girl passed the test paper to Liu Shanhou and said, "My personal opinion suggests that you don't take this test?"

Liu Chan ignored her, took two deep breaths and looked at the test paper.

"Click!" Sure enough, the sound of heartbreak instantly hit my ears.

The ideal is very plump, but the reality is absolutely skinny. Liu Shan, who originally thought that he had received at least nine years of compulsory education, even if he couldn't be awesome in the later stage, his dream of being a top student in school in the early stage was shattered in an instant. Looking at the test paper, he couldn't help but feel like crying a little.

"How to apply for patent law", "Please briefly describe how to obtain the first pot of gold after three days of travel", "World current affairs and politics in the 80s and 90s", "How to become the mastermind behind the officialdom", "The relationship between urban economic construction and the A-League in the 90s", "The positive and negative influence of Bill Gates and the President of the United States", "How to hide yourself as a traveler with low-key luxury"

God, you're going to kill me with a thunderbolt, do you want to make such a perverted topic as soon as you come up? Does the city's economic construction still have anything to do with the A-League?

"It's the most fundamental question, not even that. Even if you can develop in the end, the first ten years of time will be wasted! The girl looked at him with pity, shook her head, and said, "Do you have any enemies with whom you do not share the heavens?" Or is there something like missing 10,000 years of love and holding it for life? ”

"Nope!" Liu Shan said very shamefully: "It's not the protagonist of urban romance, it's such a bad setting." ”

"Then you turn around and be reborn with only two results left!" The girl touched her hair and said, "One, more than ten years have been wasted, and nothing has been accomplished. Second, it was found strange by the state, and the slice research was half-dead in the laboratory. ”

Liu Shan shuddered suddenly, and quickly dispersed the scene in his head.

"That's it!" The girl spread her hands and said, "It's a waste for you to be reincarnated and reborn, so let's listen to the computer's analysis of you!" ”

Liu Shan nodded helplessly, and his heart had been turned into a desolation by this series of blows.

"Ding Dong!"

The light screen changed, Liu Shan looked down, and saw that it was written:

Intelligence: Thirty (Liu Shan's eyebrows are beating straight)

Brawn: Zero,

Capacity: Twenty,

Learning ability: unknown, expected to be under twenty (Liu Shan's brain jumped out of the tic-tac-toe),

Commander: Ten, it's good to be able to manage yourself!

Potential: Sixty, very plastic, with the value of targeted training.

Suggested plane: The Ming Dynasty movie "Ip Man" can be exempted.

Comprehensive evaluation: The scum with less than five combat effectiveness will hang up in minutes without a golden finger to cross the past. Advice to assist systems......

"Assistance systems? That's right, there must be a golden finger for crossing! Liu Shan didn't care about complaining about such a low score, and asked excitedly: "If I have the help of the assistance system, there will be absolutely no problem!" Ip Man, haha, Guoshu, that's it! Also exempt from the test! That's it! ”

The girl shook her head and sighed, "There is an otaku whose brain is burned out by the system stream!" You've decided? ”

"Well, that's it!" Liu Shanmeng nodded.

"Alright then!" The girl clicked quickly on the computer for a while, and then knocked back into the lane: "I'll send you now!" ”

Liu Shan's feet were empty, and before he could reflect, he was already engulfed by a small opening on the bottom.

The girl took a deep breath, pressed the "next" button with a smile again, and heard the hall slowly sound "No. 3288!" Number 3288! Please go to Counter 2 for ......" (to be continued......